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This is the digital version of the editorial section of the most widely circulating daily newspaper in Hell’s capital, Dis.

Cavalor Epthith, Esq., the Editor-in-Chief has tasked the staff to shoe the Living the journalistic excellence that exists in the Afterlife. Since 29 August 2005, The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork has chronicled and opined on more than 10,000 terrestrial news stories and event. Most notably we have been quoted in the Columbia Journalism Review and broke the identity of Dzokhar Tsarnaev one of the two Boston Marathon bombers.

Working by way of a link with the Petrific Artificial Intelligence Network (PAIN) routed through numerous servers and ISPs, the digital version of The Dis brimstone Daily Pitchfork will celebrate it’s eleventh anniversary this August in the midst of one of the most interesting political environments in the history of the United States of America.

This newspaper brings together a myriad of Souls including more than 100 sentient species who dwell in the Afterlife in the City of Dis.

 

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain

Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan

الافتتاحية من الفتاحات

Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies

Order of the Black Rose of the Empire

Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow

Fair Judge Executioner of Souls

Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes

Lady Gaoler of Dis

Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light

Womb of Empires

Order of the Superior Vena Cava

先生 立石 上様

Fifth Sea Lord of Hell

Comptroller of the Currency

Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission

Oracle of Elections

Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]

Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]

Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]

Order of the Obsidian Heart [Nuc. Phys.]

Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights

Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits

Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold

Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver

Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell

Qadi of Hades

Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church

Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]

Order of the Quartz Heart [Journ.]

Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]

Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]

Countess-Palatine of Sheol

Marquise di Gehenna

Empress Consort

White Rod

President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu

Managing Editor—Breaking News

The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork

130  High Lux Negro  3 AS

 

 

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