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HENAGAR DRIVE IN CENSORS DISNEY

Posted in CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE COWARDICE, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE IDIOT OF THE DAY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVES ARE OLD AND DYING AND SCARED on 04/03/2017 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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In a not too shocking move the Henagar Drive-In located in a northeast Alabama town comprised of over 2,000 mostly white Souls has cited “Christian” values in deciding not to show the Disney movie Beauty and The Beast. This decision stems from the potential that the live action musical may contain a gay character. On Facebook the theater stated, “If we can not take our 11-year-old granddaughter and 8-year-old grandson to see a movie we have no business watching it. If I can’t sit through a movie with God or Jesus sitting by me then we have no business showing it. We are first and foremost Christians. We will not compromise on what the Bible teaches. We will continue to show family-oriented films so you can feel free to come watch wholesome movies without worrying about sex, nudity, homosexuality and foul language.”

Expect to see more emboldened “Christians” seeking to tell others what they can and cannot watch in the coming months. One commenter Ann Siebert Tiece commented on the Facebook post, “Ty ty ty for your convictions. We MUST stand against evil if we are followers of Jesus Christ.” This woman is yet another in a long line of delusional conservative who feel the only way to live is the way they have chosen. I feel sorry for her and for the people who will miss this movie because of bigotry.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
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TRUMP’S RACIAL NATIONALISM NOW HAS A FACE: MEET ADAM PURINTON

Posted in TRUMPIST VIOLENCE on 24/02/2017 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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Trump supporters this morning will no doubt being churning out column meters of “black crime” statistics in an attempt to tamp down the vicious attack in Olathe, Kansas against two engineers from India.

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Wednesday night at around 19h 15m CST a white man identified as Adam Purinton walked up to Srinivas Kuchibhotla, 32 and Alok Madasani, 32 and told them to “get out of my country” before firing at least four shots. A bystander who heroically lunged at Purinton, Iain Grillot was also wounded. Kuchibholta died of his wounds at a local hospital and Madasani is in critical condition. Purinton who fled on foot was found 5 hours later in a restaurant in Clinton, MO seeking to hide out after telling a bartender he’d “killed two Middle Eastern men.” India is in southwest Asia. And so the reward of all of Trump’s calls to violence is finally in the hands of his pitiful broken supporters. I pray this is one awful isolated incident but I fear that there are thousands upon thousands of bitter Adam Purintons out there in the flyover states spoiling to take their turn at evil.

Purinton is being held in lieu of US$ 2 000 000 bond.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
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THE CURIOUS CASE OF TEXAS LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR DAN PATRICK TWEETING THIS MORNING

Posted in CONSERVATIVE IDIOT OF THE DAY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE on 12/06/2016 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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Today is my day off and I got up late, started my computer and grabbed a cup of coffee. The first thing I saw in the news was the mass shooting in Orlando, Florida. I’ve been watching coverage ever since. This morning, about 50 minutes before I got up, and about two hours after the Orlando SWAT team went into the Pulse and took out the terrorist Omar Mateen, Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick tweeted what is either the most hateful thing I’ve seen a political office holder or the worst timed tweet in the history of politics. I’ll let the readers decide. Time to hit the bourbon.

[Thanks to Diane Valencen for posting this!]

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
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THE AFTERLIFE TURNS OUT IN CELEBRATION OF THE GREATEST

Posted in ENTRY COURT, MUHAMMAD ALI on 04/06/2016 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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As a fan of the power of the individual to change society, I have had no greater hero from the era of the 1960s in America than Muhammad Ali. After sitting in Entry Court last night I realize that have no words to do justice to just how great a Human Being Muhammad Ali was in his life on Terra. Mercifully, Magis Jonathan Jasper Wright who presided over Entry Court last night did:

“No time in the history of the American condition on Terra has a single individual been such a powerful force both in sport and in society. Standing in the back of this chamber, with tears of joy in their eyes are two men who have come today to welcome you to Eternity. Mr Cosell and Mr Mandela I am honored by your presence and this Court thanks you. Mr Muhammad Ali, as you have been a shining beacon for Peace, Freedom, Strength and Civil Rights I declare you a Free Citizen here in the Afterlife and the power of your Soul is a shining example to every Sentient Being this day on Serratoth Island.”

Boxer Muhammad Ali during a training session at the Territorial Army Centre in White City, London, before his fight with British Heavyweight Champion Henry Cooper.

Boxer Muhammad Ali during a training session at the Territorial Army Centre in White City, London, before his fight with British Heavyweight Champion Henry Cooper.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
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THE ONE THING THAT COULD MAKE THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS EVEN MORE AWESOME: ELENA DELLE DONNE

Posted in ELENA DELLE DONNE, GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS, NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION, NBA on 04/03/2016 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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I played basketball in high school and college at Marquette and absolutely love the game. I was a point guard. Yes, I am a short white girl but so were most of the people in Iowa where I grew up. Well, white, but not short. Now watching the Golden State Warriors over nearly two seasons I find only a few chinks in their armour. One is turnovers and the other . . . Well I forget because I’m too busy being amazed that they are 55-5 through 60 games. The Warriors’ bench is deep and they pass the ball better than any other team in the NBA. There’s only one thing missing I think.

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - JUNE 22: Elena Delle Donne #11 of the Chicago Sky shoots the ball against the Indiana Fever on June 22, 2013 at Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2013 NBAE (Photo by Ron Hoskins/NBAE via Getty Images)

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – JUNE 22: Elena Delle Donne #11 of the Chicago Sky shoots the ball against the Indiana Fever on June 22, 2013 at Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2013 NBAE (Photo by Ron Hoskins/NBAE via Getty Images)

Yeah, I’m serious. Next draft the Golden State Warriors should make one more bit of history. They should draft Elena Delle Donne and give her a shot at making the team. At 6’5″ 187 she could come off the bench and do just what the rest of the Warriors do night out and night in; pass with efficiency and shoot the daylights out of the basketball. Delle Donne would enhance an already near perfect offense and they would not miss a beat. On a team that could play with four against five on most nights [Fred Schwartz joked last night that CNN’s Alisyn Camerota, 5’3″ 105 could play 12 minutes a night for Golden State and they’d still score 130 points and she’d score 5 points and have 5 assists.–D.V.] Delle Donne would be an asset. Let the girl play on the big stage.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
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SOMETHING GOVERNOR KASICH SAID LAST NIGHT IN DETROIT GOT ME THINKING

Posted in 2016 US ELECTION, GOP 2016 CAMPAIGN, GOP MELTDOWN on 04/03/2016 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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Governor John Kasich last night made his case for being the only “adult on the stage” last night in the GOP debate saying that he didn’t want to get involved in the “scrums” of low ball politics being played out between Donald Trump and Senators Cruz and Rubio. That statement about the dead ball rugby play as a descriptive of the GOP race for the nomination in 2016 is very important. In rugby, a scrum is called for by the referee, to restart play especially in rugby union where the eight forwards link up on the referee’s direction and the scrum half rolls the ball through the tunnel. The side which gains pushing advantage wins possession.

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The important word in all of that descriptive is referee. In this GOP race there is no referee only booing or cheering fans to chart the direction of the match. It is not even about the ball anymore because Trump has changed the rules. No matter what foul he commits, not even limited to making a euphemistic allusion to the relative connection between his hand size and penis size [Imagine if Barack Obama had done that in 2008?–C.E. esq.], Trump will not go to the sin bin. Instead, his fans award him more points in the form of more votes and thereby more delegates toward the magic number of 1,237.

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Governor Kasich, I get your point, as I get Mitt Romney’s points he made yesterday. But Unlike Kasich, Romney tried to play the game with no referee that Trump has been winning since last summer. This is a recipe for failure and the only ones that will suffer will be the GOP establishment both during this process and in the general in November. A scrum has organization and oversight. The GOP race this year with Trump’s nativist allure, pandering to bigots, misogyny and his often outright denial of things he’s on tape saying has taken the Grand Old Party and turned it into an episode of Big Brother. At the end of the day it will not be the American people who decide who the GOP nominee is it will be the GOP establishment in Cleveland who will take all of his hard work of making the Trump brand a political movement and dash it against the rocks by elevating Speaker Paul Ryan as the “brokered” candidate. This will happen no matter if Trump’s hands and his penis are appropriately large.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
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BREAKING NEWS: CRUZ CAMPAIGN DISCRIMINATES AGAINST ACTRESS AMY LINDSAY FOR HER SOFTCORE EROTIC FILM PAST

Posted in AMY LINDSAY, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, GOP 2016 CAMPAIGN, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, TED CRUZ on 12/02/2016 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

Of course this will not come as a shock to anyone who has been watching politics in America in the last one hundred years, but it is noteworthy in the modern digital age. The Cruz campaign made a rather tame ad called Conservatives Anonymous which was running on Youtube and nationally on TV with one actress with a speaking part Amy Lindsay sitting in a group of disillusioned voters who are in a therapy session talking about how disappointed they are in the GOP field. Lindsay intones, “Maybe you should vote for more than just a pretty face.” At the end of the ad Ted Cruz comes on and says he approves the message. It’s all really tame but it does make a point.

The problem is that after auditioning for the ad and shooting the ad it was discovered that Amy Lindsay had been a softcore erotica star of some note along with roles in Pacific Blue and Star Trek: Voyager. The Cruz campaign has now taken the ad down because well, conservatives and SIMULATED SEX! To her credit Amy Lindsay is standing by her Christian Conservative values and views acting as a job not as a definition of a person’s values or worse a full meaning of who the person is. Conservatives are already falling all over themselves trying to figure out how the actress got the job and why she wasn’t vetted fully which means like most conservatives they were looking for a round peg to put in a round hole and they didn’t care where the peg had been until some of that peg’s travels could be embarrassing. And this is the part that’s scary about GOP politics. If the Cruz campaign can’t do a simple IMDB search to assure their Bible thumpin base doesn’t get red faced about the CV of an actress what will a Cruz staff do when faced with something that requires real in depth research?

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
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