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THE MEDITATORS SPEAK: JOSIE CUNNINGHAM AND THE ETHICS OF FAME OBSESSION

Posted in ABORTION RIGHTS, ADVERTISING, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FAME OBSESSION, JOSIE CUNNINGHAM, METAPHYSICS, POLITICS, THE MEDITATORS with tags on 21/04/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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In Our ongoing study of metaphysics, one question remains constant, “What is ultimately there?” As an inexact science, metaphysics and its practitioners are faced with this question time an again. The science lends itself well to the study of popular culture on Terra because of this constantly reoccurring, and reinforcing, question.

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In the United Kingdom city of Leeds, 23 year old Josie Cunningham faces a dilemma that has caught the eye of many who discuss and debate the Culture Wars on the opposite side of the Atlantic Ocean. Cunningham has popularized herself, albeit on a very minor level, by being a model and a high end prostitute. Conservatives, We, Ourselves, understand do not condone sex outside of marriage and for this Ms Cunningham has one strike against her. Adding to this Cunningham who is pregnant by a footballer was offered an opportunity to be a part of the cast of Channel 5’s reality show Big Brother.

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A deeper dilemma brews as Josie, who is ravenously fame obsessed, has decided to go to the greatest extreme to stay in the limelight. Cunningham who eighteen weeks pregnant is willing to abort her fetus so that she can appear on this television programme. This public announcement about a personal health matter can only be seen by The Meditators as a publicity stunt of the worse order. While, We, Ourselves, are adamant and steadfast in Our support of a woman’s right to choose, this situation is dark with its divergence from Our own beliefs. Having uttered this opinion, We, Ourselves, of The Collective cannot condemn Josie Cunningham for her desire to be the center of attention and have to remind all those who have cast stones at her that this decision, to get an abortion at a private clinic, is supported by the man who fertilized her, this according to Cunningham, however.

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What is causing a lack of clarity among The Meditators is Cunningham’s obsession with fame. Is this lust, and yes it is a lust, for the public disdain or appreciation so great that it would cause a young woman to go to such a great extreme? Apparently, so. Josie Cunningham’s crime to Us is not that she wants to have an abortion, but that she is blind to the point that she would be willing to do literally any thing just so people liek you the readers of this blog would be thinking about her. The actions of a few people have often changed history on Terra; this is not one of those cases.

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We, Ourselves, of The Collective and The Meditators, opine that Josie Cunningham has a right to get an abortion, legally, for the reasons she has set forth. We also opine that no one has to like her for this decision as it does not affect them directly. We, Ourselves still stand on the ideal that women do have sovereignty over their bodies. However, this action will guarantee Cunningham infamy which in its own way is a form of fame and We must speak these words, “No one has a right to be famous.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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THE CONSERVATIVE TAKE ON THE CULTURE WAR: “YEAH, YOU WON, PROGRESSIVES, BUT YOU CHEATED!”

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I am currently reading John Nolte’s article on 11 reasons the Left has not won the Culture War at Breitbart.com. Simply reading this is making my day because I love to laugh in the morning. Millions of conservatives have likely read this today and more than a thousand have commented. Those comments will be covered by Fred Schwartz later in the day.

Nolte begins with same sex marriage which I see as a full faith and credit legal issue not a moral and religious one. I don’t think, however, that any shop owner has a right to refuse service to a gay couple anymore than they have the right to refuse service to a person based on their race, religion, gender or disability. The author feels that the “voice of the people” has been tossed out in favor of the rulings of “activist judges.” In a bizarre twist John Nolte points to a rise in “Christian entertainment” as proof that Americans really do not want people they do not know of the same sex to get married. The singular example is the film “Heaven is for Real” which has grossed nothing yet because the film is to be released today. Nolte’s point is that Sony TriStar Pictures has decided to release the film on a Wednesday in 2,417 theaters. This film and others like it are one point Nolte shows as proof that on the topic of same sex marriage the Right is winning. I will make a claim here: Heaven is for Real will not make more money between its premiere and the end of the box office weekend than “Transcendence” will make from its opening until Sunday night on a theater by theater basis.

The next Culture War issue is the legalization of marijuana. Both Washington state and Colorado have legalized the weed most notorious to conservatives and more states are moving to decriminalize small amounts. Most recently the state of Maryland did just that becoming the first state south of the Dixon-Line to decriminalize pot. Fourteen other states and the District of Columbia have also done so. Nolte does not address any of the medical reasons for pot use or even recreational ones as a justification for a victory here in the Culture war. Instead he states that abortion rights activists are on their heels quoting an article on Breitbart.com no less about a poll conducted by the Knights of Columbus regarding abortion rights. The Gallup Polling Service numbers show that those who view themselves as pro-Life vice those that are pro-Choice are nearly equal at 48% to 45%. The numbers of those seeing abortion as federally defined from the same poll vice those who do not believe abortion should be legal at all is 52% vice 20% as of May 2013. Nolte loses this battle as well.

Nolte sticks with entertainment decrying the amount of sex on television but reveling in what he calls the return of the masculine male on the National Geographic Channel. These shows according to the author “celebrate the working class and their traditional values.” What he really means is they celebrate being white, Christian and living in the woods or where it’s very cold. The next “reason” the Right is winning the Culture War is the ascendancy of Jimmy Fallon to the Tonight Show as a counter to Stephen Colbert stepping into David Letterman’s slot after his retirement next year. There is no rhyme or reason to this at all.

The next nugget reveals something about conservatives. They like strong male characters. Nolte point to Don Draper [Mad Men] Walter White [Breaking Bad] and Tony Soprano [The Sopranos] as examples of these. They are called “flawed” and “anti-heroes” and I imagine that takes the guilt away for all the nudity, sex, drugs and violence which conservative say they are against on TV.

More entertainment, really? Miley Cyrus is popular but unions are dying says Nolte. I fear conservatives may never come out of this irrational abyss. As if the weakness of unions in America is a good thing for those working class people they say they love?

Conservative media is on the upswing says Nolte. Well get back to me in 20 years when most Fox News viewers are either dead or senile or have slaughtered their family. There is a trend in there demographically if you just take the time to look.

Women are getting birth control but conservatives have their guns! This is awful. War on women much? The fear of the Other is oozing here.

Nolte sees more money in politics as a solution to what ails the Right politically. No John, the key would be to make your tent bigger. Oh, that’s right you can’t do that because you’d have to let in all those brown people, women and gay people on a level playing field.

Yes, Occupy is dead but given time the TEA Party will wither as well. I think the date on that tombstone will be somewhere around 1 February 2017.

What John Nolte needs is a time machine so he can return to that conservative era of his father the 1950s. Back then by conservative standards women were in their place (not barefoot and pregnant but seen and not heard), minorities were second class citizens and it was a crime to be gay. It must be awful for John Nolte to have to watch as all that unearned privilege is redistributed in the form of earned civil rights.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil

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WHY DO YOU NEED THE DEVIL WHEN YOU HAVE LIZ TROTTA?

Posted in 2012 ELECTION GOP AUTOPSY, 2014 ELECTIONS, 2016 ELECTIONS, ABORTION RIGHTS, ADULT FILM INDUSTRY, ADVERTISING, AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT, AMERICA 2013, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, AMERICANS AGAINST THE TEA PARTY, ANDREW BRIETBART, ANGRY OLD WHITE MEN, ASHLEY JUDD, BAD JOURNALISM, BENGHAZI, BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, BLOGS 4 VICTORY, BREITBART, BREITBART IS STILL DEAD, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE OBSESSION WITH SEX, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, DEATH PANELS, FOX NEWS, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, FREEDOM, FUNDAMENTALISTS ACTING BADLY, GONZO JOURNALISM, GOP, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, IN HINDSIGHT, LIZ TROTTA, MAINSTREAM MEDIA SHORT ATTENTION SPAN with tags , , , , , on 29/10/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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I’ve heard some really stupid things come out of the mouths of overpaid pundits for this ideology or that over the last few years but this one from Liz Trotta at Breitbart.com really takes the cake. Trotta’s commentary states that since people don’t believe in the devil anymore society is just going to keep getting worse and worse. That really means that conservatives are going to keep losing culture war battles over things that the young people and moderates, you know the folks who really make the decisions about society in America, find fully acceptable. As you, loyal reader, know, I am a citizen in good standing, gainfully employed in the breathtaking capitol city of Hell, Dis.

If there’s one thing I know about, with a personal certainty it’s what the state of Old Scratch is. The tyrant who once ruled all twenty city-states of Hell, what you Living folks call the Afterlife on its own special plane of existence with its own cool new rule book, no longer exists having been cast into Oblivion just over 14 Terran standard years ago. Now I know there are conservatives and their most vitriolic bigoted fringe of white male Dominionists that will never accept that this is the case because it doesn’t play well with their end time needs. To them all I can say is sorry for your bad luck pal. Yet and still these people believe in talking snakes, talking fiery bushes and a rapture that isn’t even in the Bible but was made up nearly out of whole cloth in the 1830s. That aside for the moment at least I have to admit that Trotta is moving in the right direction when she says, “Our need to be shocked, though, has spiraled out of control, and death surrounds everyone, especially the children.” The thread is lost when she doesn’t go into why all the guns? Or why not decriminalize marijuana and cocaine? Or why do conservative pundits have to push the fear button every time? Instead Liz Trotta starts to whine and drone on about things in popular culture that she finds annoying or offensive. Liz Trotta does not care about what children see or do her job, her only job is to put a seed of fear in the minds of middle aged white men and women who already feel that the country they are living in is somehow less free, less safe and less prosperous simply because Barack Obama is president and his face is not white.

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This commentary by Trotta ought to be must see TV for every Progressive young person who gives any thought to what the real motivations of the Conservative movement are. I like the analogy that the GOP is on its way to becoming a “zombie party” having been infected with the TEA Party virus they are now running around foaming at the mouth like the crazed undead from the Resident Evil movie franchise. [Note to Milla Jovovich: I know these movies pay you a shitload of money but I’d really like to see you “act” again.–V.D.] The chief reason for the concentration of this virus among a single nearly homogeneous demographic is because of delivery systems like Liz Trotta. Why do moderates and Progressives not fall for this nonsense? Well for the most part we;ve built up and immunity to the Limbaugh strain, the Coulter strain and the Hannity strain after many years of constant exposure. But wait! There’s hope! For any conservatives out there hoping they could cure themselves of possibly save their children from becoming political zombies as well I hear a little drug called Reason works every time and has a double effect it relieves the symptoms of bigotry brought on out of anger that one is simply middle class and middle aged.

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THE GREATER FOOL: COMPROMISE FOR PROGRESS VERSUS THE DOOMSDAY PREPPERS

Posted in 2012 US ELECTION, ADVERTISING, BAD JOURNALISM, BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, BLOGS 4 VICTORY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FEARSPEAK, KOCH BROTHERS, L BRENT BOZELL, MICHELE BACHMANN, MITT ROMNEY, NEWSBUSTERS, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS, THE GREATER FOOL, THE WAR ON WOMEN, THEOCRACY, TODD AKIN, WHITE PRIVILEGE, WORLD NET DAILY with tags , , , , , on 27/08/2012 by sarahbloch

Last night I watched the season finale of Aaron Sorkin’s “The Newsroom” on HBO after watching the early episodes over the course of a lazy Sunday here in Dis. I was a big fan of “The West Wing” and I enjoy Sorkin’s style but this vehicle is a feast for anyone who has ever worked in journalism. Alas, like most works of fiction that deal with matters political in the United States the show has suffered quite a bit from the slings and arrows of bloggers on the Right.

After only two episodes, an intern named Kelly McGarey at L Brent Bozell’s conservative Newsbusters.org was outraged that Will McAvoy [played by Jeff Daniels] and MacKenzie McHale [played by Emily Mortimer] had to bring on less than intelligent conservatives to talk about Arizona’s [SB 1070] immigration law. What the writer at Newsbusters leaves out is the pageant girl and the bigot and the gun nut were brought on because one of their production staff was being punished by a fictional member of Arizona governor Jan Brewer’s staff for recalling his awkward make up sex in a college dorm with his girlfriend while she Maggie Jordan [played by Alison Pill] hid under his bed.

And this is the biggest part of the conservative problem; they cannot understand the concept of context even when it can help clarify an issue. I can’t believe we’re still talking about Todd Akin’s horribly ignorant comments. These people on the Right are supposed to be moral baby saving servants of Christianity. As those who watched the season finale last night, which I am sure is only hours from being panned by everyone from Michelle Malkin to Rush Limbaugh to Erick Erickson, conservatism was being shown to be in stark opposition to what the Savior of the Christian religion taught and Daniels’ character goes down the list, chapter and verse, of all the things that great historical figure would have supported but the TEA Party and the Koch brothers are against.

Two commenters made it clear just how polarized America has become. A centrist commenter [with the apt screen name “ridiculousness!”] who is likely a Republican posted this clearheaded bit of Reason:

Conservatives are (for the most part) dumb. A “Conservative” is defined by Webster as someone “tending or disposed to maintain existing views, conditions, or institutions”. Anyone who thinks that our Nation’s current state should be ‘maintained’ is clearly living in a bubble. Anyone who thinks that traditions of the olden days should be ‘maintained’ is just as deluded. What hasn’t worked will not work just because we continue to try to force it. America is great because through Democracy, and through the process of law, we can make great strides to advance together in ways that will be beneficial to every citizen & our Nation as a whole.Conservatives are dumb because their political views are too often governed by faith. Politics are by nature scientific, while faith is by fundamental definition a mystical enigma & purely undefinable. Americans practice so many branches of religion and so many denominations of belief. This is why the founding fathers wished for a separation of church & state, because there are too many belief systems for us to make laws based on our religions. We could never include them all. Of course, most Conservatives are also Christian and feel that any other religious path to spiritual fulfillment is completely wrong. After all, if Christianity wasn’t the one true way it would certainly defeat most people’s selfish heaven-driven purpose of practicing that faith entirely. And so, in order for Christians to be right, everyone else must be wrong. And in order for Christians to be involved politically, they feel that old worn-out mindsets should be continued and preserved in order to comply with the Bible. We’ll ignore the Bible’s license to own slaves and take concubines, but I still must ask, “Is the Bible really the best outline by which to model laws for our modern nation?” Clearly the answer is no. Even “Conservatives” generally vote in favor of certain regulations which are contrary to the teachings of Jesus Christ (see Healthcare for the Poor).No, “Liberals” don’t have all the answers. But any attempt to make progress should be revered with respect, and we should all put our heads together to cooperate and compromise to see that our Nation continues to be one of the greatest in the world. This “us & them” mentality will be the death of us. Unless we can love one another and share in our brother’s cause as wholeheartedly as we press for our own concerns, then we have done the teachings of Jesus and the intentions of our Forefathers a great rebuke.

And then there’s this from a conservative poster [screen name “Baptist328”]:

What do you expect? The country is influenced by Hollywood, elitists, utopian society propagandists,etc,. etc! We are in a cultural war in this great land and if conservatives don’t come out of hiding and stand up to this Marxist ,Leninist, communist dialogue, we will continue to decline! Right now, our voices are being drowned out of the conversation for the most part, thank God for alternative news media! Thank God for patriots like Mark Levin,”Ameritopia, Sean Hannity. Fox News ,Rush Limbaugh, EIB network, Brent Bozzell, Media Research Center, and many more patriots who are on the front lines daily fighting the good fight for Freedom to be front and center in November to defeat the most divisive, scary, secretive, subversive, leftist, want to be king, president ever in the history of the United States! The mainstream Media has no choice but to try to make conservative thought look stupid, racist, homophobic, anti- immigrant,etc., etc! Balkinizing America is their aim,after all! You see, once we start killin one another, the utopian Marxists will move in to show us a better way, as Slaves needing to be cared for by an all powerful State! “None Dare Call It Conspiracy.” America fall on your face and repent before God that He will deliver us from this EVIL! If we don’t fight, we won’t have our most precious gifts that have been” endowed by our Creator”, Liberty and Freedom! The passion that was Patrick Henry’s needs to be ours when he said “Give me liberty or give me death.” Our problem is that we seem to want Tyranny sitting at our kitchen table before we see its deadly sting! Well Tyranny is knocking at our front door! DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR! Bolt the door with the strongest latch possible, God first, then the Constitution ! Know who we elect, vet them, look up their records, we need new blood in washington, we need to rid ourselves of the status quo! There are many who will stand up for Liberty, we need only to work hard to seek them out and vote them in office! Wake up my fellow americans, do it now! Our priority is to Defeat Barack Obama and his ilk, they have set us on a course to despotism! God continue to bless America!

And this is where America is today. When a moderate gets shouted down like this when he’s got the solution to all the problems. It is a simple pair of words– compromise and cooperation.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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POOR WHITE TRASH: DON NUNEMAKER, PLYMOUTH, INDIANA TEA PARTIER PUTS UP BILLBOARD EQUATING OSAMA BIN LADEN WITH PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

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[Ed. Note: Marshall County, Indiana is 95.53% white while Fulton County, Indiana is 96.21% white.–G.R.M. Copy Ed.]

In a stunning act of bigotry and political ignorance Don Nunemaker of the TEA Party group We the People of Marshall and Fulton counties commissioned a billboard showing US Navy SEALS with the words, “The Navy SEALs removed one threat to America… The voters must remove the other.” It is the clear understanding of the Laal Hethri that the “other” referred to in this advert is President Obama. What concerns Hell’s chief law enforcement agency is that there is the method that Osama bin Laden was “removed” by the power of arms and by killing him. We, Ourselves, of The Collective are also concerned that this is a threat not only to the President but to anyone who supports him within the Democratic Party. The billboard is not only offensive, the 1st amendment allows for offensive speech; it is threatening in a age where some people have decided that the violent path is the best path to clearing up disputes.

A group of citizens in Elkhart County, Indiana including some from Occupy Elkhart protested the sign and gained some support that it should be removed. Nunemaker said he has gotten some support for the billboard by telephone but that doesn’t explain why the We the People of Marshall and Fulton Counties has scrubbed their website and removed their member list. TEA Party of Michiana Action Coalition Co-Organizer Susan Chilberg thought the sign was fine and said it was necessary “to do something about the very real threat of socialism.” Chilberg supports Republican Jackie Walorski who is running for the 2nd district congressional seat. Walorski supports the privitization of Social Security, “I think the one thing we have to do is the thing that Bush actually tried to do a couple years ago, which is privatize Social Security and allow people to invest in their own retirement.”

The TEA Party group’s Facebook page is still up however and the Collective was amused at how much the meetings were a representation of what many Progressives says the TEA Party has become; a gathering of ill informed, over 50, white men and women who think their bigotry is a political platform.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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OUR FAVORITE ADVERTS: PEARLE VISION’S NAUGHTY LIBRARIAN SPOT

Posted in ADVERTISING, COMEDY, NAUGHTY LIBRARIAN, THE MEDITATORS on 11/07/2012 by Majordomo Pain

We, Ourselves, of the Collective are delighted not to have the late book fees!

More proof that We have won the Culture Wars. Would this advert have been on television in 1982? We don’t think so. The actress in the spot is the lovely and talented film and theatre actress Meredith Forlenza who starred in the Off Broadway production of Julia Brownell’s All American will be appearing in “Not Fade Away” starring James Gandolfini due in theatres on 19 October 2012.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
65 Shatter 2 AS

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