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READING THE MIND OF MAUREEN MCDONNELL

Posted in CAPTION PLEASE, MAUREEN MCDONNELL with tags , on 22/01/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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We, Ourselves of The Collective and The Meditators, offer this insight into Our powers by reading the mind of indicted former First Lady of Virginia . . .

Maureen McDonnell

I have to give back the dresses, fuck! I have to give back the Vuitton bag, fuck! I have to give back the Vuitton shoes, fuck! I have to give back the Oscar de la Renta dress, fuck!

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I don’t know if it’s safe to leave Bob. The place is crawling with State troopers.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
96 1 Leviathan 3 AS

CAPTION THIS: MITT ROMNEY BEING PREPPED FOR THE BIGGEST SPEECH OF HIS POLITICAL CAREER

Posted in 2012 US ELECTION, CAPTION PLEASE, MITT ROMNEY, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS with tags , , on 30/08/2012 by sarahbloch

I’ll start you all off with mine below the pic.

“What do you mean his batteries aren’t fully charged? Didn’t you pack the spares?!”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
13 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

CAPTION PLEASE: THE BIG DOG, BROOKLYN LEE TASHA REIGN AND JENNIFER TAULE

Posted in CAPTION PLEASE, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS with tags , , , on 23/08/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

My apologies upfront to President Clinton. Dude you know I love you man, but this is begging for a caption. The lovely ladies seen here with The Big Dog in Monaco are from left to right Jennifer Taule, Vice President at NMS Management Services, adult actress Tasha Reign and adult actress Brooklyn Lee

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
6 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

CAPTION PLEASE, OR ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK

Posted in CAPTION PLEASE on 22/02/2012 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

I had to get mine in first it was just too easy not to reach out and pluck that ripe fruit. Have at it and the best one might just get something nice from The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
76 Ravenshade 2 AS

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