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BILL O’REILLY WILL REMAIN AT FOX BECAUSE THEY DON’T DO JOURNALISM

Posted in BRIAN WILLIAMS, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE COWARDICE, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HATRED OF BLACKS, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE OBSESSION WITH SEX, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE SEX SCANDAL, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVES ARE OLD AND DYING AND SCARED, FEARSPEAK, FOX NEWS, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT, RUSH LIMBAUGH with tags , , on 21/02/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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In the latest exposure of an anchor on television embellishing their “war record” Bill O’Reilly is under fire for allegedly lying about his experiences in 1982 as a “war correspondent for CBS News during the Falkland’s War. O’Reilly has stated numerous times that while working for CBS News he reported from the Falkland Islands during the war between the junta in Argentina and the United Kingdom under the government of Margaret Thatcher. The fact is there wasn’t a single America reporter on any of the islands involved so this cannot possibly be true.

Conservatives rolled on their collective floors with delight over the fallout from the repeated lies told by NBC Nightly News managing editor and anchor Brian Williams about his war reporting record. Now, conservative mouthpieces like Rush Limbaugh are not impressed with the pounds of evidence showing that O’Reilly, like Williams, has lied about his record. Limbaugh claims that piece about O’Reilly’s war reporting record by Mother Jones is both irrelevant and politically motivated.

In classic Fox News form, O’Reilly came out swinging yesterday to a group of reporters. O’Reilly never made any apologies instead he attacked the reporters from Mother Jones, especially David Corn whom he called, “a guttersnipe liar.” And in his interview with TVNewser, O’Reilly made a typically conservative violent comment about what should happen to Corn after he is vindicated of these accusations, saying, “When everybody writes the truth, I’ve talked to about eight or nine reporters, and when they verify what I’m saying, because it’s easily verifiable, then I expect David Corn to be in the kill zone. Where he deserves to be.” Harsh stuff to say the least from the TV talk show host.

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In Hindsight

This will be quite an angry fight between Fox and Mother Jones. If victory in this battle for journalistic integrity means Bill O’Reilly is suspended or fired then Mother Jones will almost certainly lose unless more people come forward to tell the actual truth about where Bill O’Reilly was in 1982. Conservatives generally don’t care about things like journalistic integrity unless a lack of it can be displayed by someone they consider a Progressive member of the MSM. Fox news isn’t really news it’s more of a salad of tidbits designed to reinforce the ideological beliefs of the base of viewers despite the facts. The fact that they are number one among cable news stations and have been dominant here for many years, is a testament to their ability to preach to a choir of 50 million plus Americans who are certainly conservative in all things publicly. The bottom line here is that Brian Williams lied, numerous times, for 11 years. About this fact conservatives demanded his departure from NBC News. Bill O’Reilly has lied about his record for 33 years, but conservatives both in the media and the rank and file don’t have a problem with this. And here is the definig difference against a real journalistic enterprise like NBC News and a conservative political entertainment organ like Fox News. The former has journalistic integrity standards and the latter does not.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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THE MAKINGS OF A CONSERVATIVE

Posted in CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE OBSESSION WITH SEX, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE SEX SCANDAL, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVES ARE OLD AND DYING AND SCARED, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, GLBTQ RIGHTS, GONZO JOURNALISM, GOP, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, GUN CONTROL, GUN RAMPAGE, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, HAPPINESS, HATE, HUMAN BEAUTY, HUMAN BEINGS, HUMAN RIGHTS, HUNTER S THOMPSON with tags , on 29/07/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Conservatives are not the enemies of Progressives; they are simply ideologues who have an opposing viewpoint of what methods are best used to determine the course of the American experiment. I don’t believe that all Conservatives are evil or are even driven by racial or social bigotries while those traits are a common thread in their, in my opinion, base as it applies to the current President of the United States. I believe that all people have the capacity to become what Conservatives would consider immoral. I think it was immoral personally for President Clinton to get a blow job from Monica Lewinsky while married to Hillary Rodham Clinton. Yet I still respect and admire and yes forgive him, even though it’s none of my business, for those actions because he was and is a great politician in many other ways.

Progressives can understand that Human Beings have flaws and can still be Human Beings. There is no moral purity test regarding sex for Progressives it appears to be one for Conservatives which they fail miserable at day in and day out. To me as a Progressive sex is as natural a daily function as breathing; to Conservatives it appears sex is something so traumatic and fraught with the potential for embarrassment that it has to be sanctioned by a deity of one’s own choosing and kept locked in a box until a ceremony is performed. A commitment to love a person, or even persons, for life is a powerful thing that I respect and live by; to make it a golden cage to lock up the sexuality of women simply for the pleasure of men is a crime against Humanity.

That brings me to the true nature of how I see the modern American Conservative as a creature driven by greed. It’s not just the money or the sex or that sweaty palmed feeling of delight they get by having their grip on the levers of power and social control alone. It’s a combination of the ability to judge others while not being judged themselves that plays a major part in the Conservative pantheon of hypocrisies. The ability to rewrite history [Reagan had extramarital affairs, smoked pot, gave amnesty to undocumented immigrants and grew the size of government] and define their opposition in terms that cannot be proven with facts all the while appealing to the highest authority, the Creator of the Universe who can condemn you to and Eternity of Fire and Suffering, which can punish all those to stray from their control.

Some Conservatives call Progressives a collective or hive mind. In reality take a look at the long list of members of the GOP who have given the slightest indication that they would work with President Obama on any issue and you will see the long knives out to slice those “traitors” and RINOs to ribbons. if the president gave ever American a puppy and a pound of gold the Americans for Cats and Platinum Party would spring to life overnight as an allegedly grassroots organization brought to life by a Sean Hannity closing comment on his Fox News ahow about how platimun is so much prettier than gold and how much more affectionate kittens are than puppies. FreedomWorks would then hire a fuckable looking blond in her early thirties with a calming Midwestern accent to be their face and posters would be dotting every intersection in the flyover states with a picture of an adorable kitten and an American Liberty platinum coin.

Conservatives now need even more help to get their message of fear and loathing out to their 37 million strong die hard, yet dying base. Black crime reports scare the shit out of conservative men and women alike. The reality of America is that a conservative white man or woman is far more likely to be killed by someone they know that is white, quite often from their own community in these places or die by their own hand than by the hand of a black man or a Latino. I’m not saying it never happens people are often found in places where the ignorant tenth of a group of people can cause them harm. But the facts are crystal clear on the matter of what most often kills white Americans in an unnatural manner–another white person, themselves, and usually with a legal firearm.

While MSNBC is clearly the Progressive version of Fox News, politically, it works for many young Progressives because they at least present facts when they show the Right where it has gone wrong. It isn’t propaganda when you show an unedited clip of a conservative woman saying that she doesn’t want niggers around her and then refusing to apologize for it–that’s called a news story. it is propaganda when a failed VP candidate is given time to explain why her home spun idea that President should be Impeached for violating her beliefs in what the Founding Fathers of America meant two hundred plus years ago.

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In Hindsight

I write this article today as a direct response to Cluster at BlogsForVictory not to try to convince him that he’s on the wrong side of history. This article is about what people believe. On my side I have diversity and the ultimate freedom to be yourself and live your life the way you wish within the law of the land. On their side you have to live not only by the law of the government, but the codified bigotries of a religion raised to state religion by their requirement, the laws of an entire gender because this is the only way they can control female sexuality and the laws of their own greed which says to all unlike them “you must work” all the while hanging a sign in their shops that says “Niggers, Faggots, Dykes, Wetbacks and Atheists need not apply.”

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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THE CONSERVATIVE MIND: JERAD MILLER, AMANDA MILLER AND THE NATURE OF THE ANGRY WHITE CONSERVATIVE

Posted in AMAZONA IS A CUNT, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, ANDREW BRIETBART, ANGRY OLD WHITE MEN, BENGHAZI, BIGOTRY, CHECKERS SPEECH, CLIVEN BUNDY, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE SEX SCANDAL, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVES ARE OLD AND DYING AND SCARED, COUNT D'HARICOTS, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, DEATH PANELS, DIRECTAT JAVETH NATHUX, DIVERSITY, DRUDGE REPORT, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, GATEWAY PUNDIT, GOP, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, GUN CONTROL, GUN RAMPAGE, HELLAC COURT SYSTEM, HOT MESS, JUSTICE, LAAL HETHRI, MADMAN MANIFESTO with tags , on 10/06/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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I’d be willing to bet every sturnii that I have that your run of the mill, non fact checking, “No true Scotsman,” white, conservative over the age of 50 would grow beet red in the face if you asked them what they think of Jerad Miller and Amanda Miller this morning. Curiously, noted conservative forums have grown very silent about the gun violence murder of two Las Vegas Police officers on Sunday.To cover this case, as a journalist meant that I had to wait for as many details about the couple to be confirmed before writing anything about their murderous ammosexual anti-government rampage. Mercifully, only three people died at their cowardly hands the ultimate tragedy for the families of the victims. What I do get from the events that unfolded midday in Las Vegas, Nevada is that this young white couple opened a door into the minds of the “victimized” white conservative and what these people think. Their burning hatred for government rules and regulations, that for the first time in American history rip open the protective veneer of their unearned privilege and expose them to the carnivorous sink or swim ethics of capitalism, are naked and on public display for all of Terra to see. And of course, Jim Hoft got it wrong, horribly wrong.

The truth of the matter is my job is very easy this morning; all I have to do is report what is known and verified. Unlike conservative bloggers and forum posters to write this story I don;t have to make wild assumptions or create lies out of whole cloth. Jerad Miller and Amanda Miller are anti-government “patriots” who said things that the majority of blog commenters at Breitbart would agree with. This couple did things that many of the commenters at Mark Edward Noonan’s BlogsforVictory have said they wanted to do for quite some time. It shatters the notions that conservatives are anti-government citizens who will have to be pushed to violence. Destroyed is the conservative ideal, tragically, that a concealed carry permit will save your life and make you a hero in such a scenario. In the end old world thinking, a male dominated notion of how society operates, got the man in the Wal-Mart killed. A brief scanning of Men in Black [See the clip posted above for clarification] might have saved that guy’s life and made him get the heck out of the store or better start with Amanda Miller and then turn his all powerful weapon Jerad. Having a gun means nothing if you aren’t going to clear your head of the bullshit that this group is harmless and that gender isn’t capable of “x”. But enough of that this guy will have Eternity to ponder the “what the fucks” of what happened to him in a flash of gunpowder. And so nobody goes there, this isn’t a false flag operation brought to you by the Obama Administration, but it might be the start of death panels. And no this isn’t the time to change the subject to what some black person in Chicago did this past weekend with a gun, because guns are still the problem.

Here’s a snippet from Jerad’s TEA Party inspired manifesto:

We can hope for peace. We must, however, prepare for war. We face an enemy that is not only well funded, but who believe they fight for freedom and justice. Those of us who know the truth and dare speak it, know that the enemy we face are indeed our brothers. Even though they share the same masters as we all do. They fail to recognize the chains that bind them. To stop this oppression, I fear, can only be accomplished with bloodshed. May the best men of our beloved nation stand and fight tyranny, without fear and without regret. May we stand proud as free men instead of kneeling as slaves. May we offer our children a free and just world with our blood, sweat and tears as payment. Let our wives and lovers take vengeance upon our enemies in our absence. We cannot fail in this endeavor of Liberty, if we do we risk leaving our orphaned children to the will of tyrants. We, cannot with good conscience leave this fight to our children, because the longer we wait, our enemies become better equipped and recruit more mercenaries of death, willing to do a tyrants bidding without question. I know you are fearful, as am I. We certainly stand before a great and powerful enemy. I, however would rather die fighting for freedom, than live on my knees as a slave. Let it be known to our children’s children that free men stood fast before a tyrants wrath and were found victorious because we stood together. That we all cast aside our petty differences and united under the banner of Liberty and Truth. May future generations look back upon this time in history with awe and gratitude, for our courage to face tyranny, so that they could live happy and free.

Now does any of that shit sound familiar???

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In Hindsight
Conservative America you now own what lives in the Souls of more than half of those who claim your ideology. Personally, I’d rather be associated with the disabled, single mothers on Food Stamps, elderly citizens trying to maintain their dignity, Latinos, Blacks, Gays, Lesbians, Tansgender people and anyone else who wants to live in a diverse and inclusive society than people who think their religion and their guns are going to save them both on Terra and in the Afterlife. Conservatives, butt hurt by how obviously one of them this couple was, will deny any of the glaring and consistent connections to their causes the Millers had. Their wanting to live by the Constitution, their joining the “fight” in Bunkerville, NV to support Cliven Bundy, their joyous praise of themselves being willing to die for future generations. Yeah, check, check and check. This sounds like Neocon and Retired Spook and Jeremiah all rolled up into two pasty skinned bigoted and angry pair of failures who preferred to die than to live. Are these the death throes of conservatism in America? Probably not. But what I do think this is is a trend toward people who have nothing who need to find someone anyone to blame for their failure. It’s not the imagined thought police of the US DOJ that will do the most harm to anti-government conservatives it is the fact that these people cannot rationally think for themselves.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
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VANCE MCALLISTER CANCELS TEA PARTY EVENT AS HIS WIFE MOVES TOWARD DIVORCE

Posted in CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE OBSESSION WITH SEX, CONSERVATIVE SEX SCANDAL, VANCE MCALLISTER with tags , , , , on 15/04/2014 by sarahbloch

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The Louisiana House member who was caught on camera kissing a married female staffer has cancelled a TEA Party speaking engagement in favor of going into couple’s counselling sources in his congressional district have informed The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork. Vance McAllister was scheduled to speak before the North Central Louisiana TEA Party Patriots today, but instead is focusing on his tattered marriage. McAllister who sources say has a history contrary to his conservative “family first” persona has become yet another embarrassment to the GOP.

Those who live in his district and those who work near the first term representative tell a story different from the family values and Christian ethics videos that were used during the McAllister campaign. There are whispers of dalliances past and a “party animal” lifestyle when McAllister is in Washington. Other reports that have come in to this newspaper refute the statements that McAllister’s wife knew about the affair with Melissa Peacock before the video surfaced. “Kelly was devastated,” one Ruston resident close to the family shared, “this would be a blow to any family but to find out on the Internet is heart breaking.” Another said, “The GOP wants him out, that’s a done deal. The real question is if he can save his marriage, or even wants to save it.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
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FOREIGN BORN, RADICAL, SEXUAL SINNER

Posted in 2012 ELECTION GOP AUTOPSY, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE OBSESSION WITH SEX, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE SEX SCANDAL, DENISE ODIE JOSEPH II, DINESH D'SOUZA, FOLLOW UP, FOX NEWS, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, FREEDOM, FUNDAMENTALISTS ACTING BADLY, IN HINDSIGHT with tags , , , , on 24/01/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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If you said these words to a conservative they would smile and think of Barack Obama. Actually, this person is Dinesh D’souza the once high and mighty evangelical conservative who sought to bring down President Obama. D’Souza failed for the same reasons there hasn’t been a GOP president since Bush. He failed because unlike the Progressives, D’Souza lives in a purity vacuum whose standards cannot be maintained in the real world. D’Souza wanted to have an affair but entangled in the draconian rules of Evangelical Christianity, he felt that he had to place a veneer of value on his relationship with Denise Odie Joseph II by introducing her as his fiancee.

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In Hindsight
I could care less if conservatives want to commit adultery or not, I am not their judge. However, I do have a really big problem with people who espouse the values of moral purity and wish to tear down those who simply want the same freedoms as everyone else in the freest nation on Terra. These people, those like D’Souza who we all know with the most recent news of his indictment on campaign fraud charges places him that pantheon of fake moralists and ethical psychopaths along with Anne Coulter, Rush Limbaugh and Andrew Breitbart all of whom have their many flaws overlooked by a seething white conservative base that knows nothing of compassion and lives only to feed their hatred of “the Other.”

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
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ONCE AGAIN THE NEWS CONSERVATIVES DON’T WANT TO HEAR

Posted in BLOGS 4 VICTORY, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE OBSESSION WITH SEX, CONSERVATIVE SEX SCANDAL, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT with tags , , , , , on 23/11/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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I’ll be the very first person to admit that if you want to be a bigot you have every right in the world to be a bigot. Unlike many of the Conservatives that comment at B4V I understand that being a bigot carries certain consequences in the meat world. While I’m sure there are some American companies that will tolerate a bigot in their workforce, the vast majority, out of concern for profit and reputation in that order, will not. See Paula Deen’s meteoric descent into obscurity at the very hint of racial bigotry and you get where I’m coming from.

DB, I’ll excuse you putting words in my mouth but I neither support Oprah Winfrey’s words nor do I feel any need to defend him. Are there Conservative individual citizens of the United States of America who dislike President Obama simply because he is half black? Of course there are. Are there Liberals who dislike black people? Of course there are. My point is that all of black culture isn’t bad anymore than all of Muslim or Jewish or Catholic culture is bad. Sure I’ve made some hay and more than a few shekels pointing out the flaws and foibles of the modern Catholic Church but I am both honest enough and intelligent enough to realize that all Catholics are not evil because of the actions of a few.

Another thing Mr. Schmidt is I understand the reason for your frustration that is moving toward anger. Two things you mustn’t ever discuss in the comments here in the full sunlight of Reason are religion and what an aging American population is doing to the country politically. This is where I see Conservatives burying their heads in the sand. Sure there are millions and I do not exaggerate that number at all, of young 15 to 25 year old future and present voters for Conservative values that will likely never vote for a Liberal candidate if you, pardon the pun, put a gun to their head. Unfortunately for their Conservative parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles who outnumber them 15 to 1 these true in the spirit Christian Conservative kids and young adults don’t live in states where their votes really carry the power they should in the numbers that are needed. Schmidt you are going to be swamped by a Latino, black and young white Liberal adult tsunami in the next two decades and there is very little that can be done about it.

Voter ID? Fine we can do that. Immigration reform? That will tip the playing field my way if the GOP in Congress blocks it or if by some miracle it gets passed. Gay marriage? Done deal. You’ve lost this battle by being untrue to your libertarian ideals and still living in the 19th Century world of being ashamed to recognize the rights inherent to all people. Straight Christian people own the word marriage? You have got to be kidding me. And this is how more often than not Conservatives expose themselves as being less than intelligent on issues that are important to moderates and independents. Nobody cared about Sandra Fluke until Limbaugh called her a name. Nobody thought Todd Akin was going to lose to Senator Claire McCaskill until he uttered the phrase “legitimate rape.” And sure VP Biden is a master gaffer but his gaffes don’t do half as much harm to the Democrats especially now because he doesn’t have to run for another office ever again unless he chooses to take on Hillary in 2015.

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In Hindsight
How are you going to hold the House in 2016? MarkNoonan, who knows better than to predict a presidential election ever again after being suckered by Romney’s internal polls which even the pollsters knew were fabricated to keep the party from panicking, right now as I am writing this does not have a potential candidate that supports his values, ideology or political-social beliefs. And here’s a news flash: there isn’t one on the horizon. At best Conservatives will have to throw in for Jeb Bush if he’s willing to run. Rand Paul? Ted Cruz? Really? I say again really? The only hope for the GOP is to beg John Huntsman to come back and run or Mike Pence or even Kelly Ayotte. Anyone more to the right than these people will trigger another feeding frenzy election that ends up in a Chicago 1968 convention battle between the Establishment and the TEA Party. I can only hope that after 2014’s maintaining of the status quo in the House and Senate the TEA Party will feel buoyed enough to scramble out on its own and run Sarah Palin for President in 2016 against Hillary and Christie. Now that would be a race I’d love to cover.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
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LIMBAUGH FOR PRESIDENT?

Posted in BIRTHERISM, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE OBSESSION WITH SEX, CONSERVATIVE SEX SCANDAL, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CPAC 2013, CRAZY FLORIDA, FAIL, FASCISM, FEARSPEAK, FOX NEWS, GOP, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, RUSH LIMBAUGH, THE AMERICAN TALIBAN, THE CANCER OF HATE, THE CULTURE WARS, THE DEMOGRAPHICS FAVOR PROGRESSIVES, THE GOP GENDER GAP, THE GREATER FOOL, THE IGNORANT TENTH, THE MATING HABITS OF CONSERVATIVES, THE MEDITATORS, THE SUNDAY BIG QUESTION, THE WAR ON WOMEN, THEOCRACY, THINGS THAT MAKE CONSERVATIVES ANGRY, U.S. ECONOMY, UNREST IN AMERICA, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE with tags , on 01/09/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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We, Ourselves, of The Collective have noticed there has been a considerable argument brewing among conservatives regarding whether or not talk radio hosts such as Rush Limbaugh should be chosen to moderate GOP Presidential candidate debates in 2016. This strikes Us as an interesting topic of debate on many levels. On one side of the issue Limbaugh would draw a considerable audience among conservatives who would want to see how he handles the candidates and what questions he would ask of them. Limbaugh is not the mainstream sort of moderator and would add We, are sure, his own particular brand of spice to the generally moribund debate schedule. On the other side of the debate the one that mainstream GOP elites, like Grover Norquist, reside this is a major problem– Rush would become the star of the debates casting shadows on the likes of Jeb Bush, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz and Chris Christie.

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We would like to offer a solution to the far right conservatives who find Christie too liberal and are weary of the name Bush. Why not support Limbaugh to run for President? The Meditators have the opinion that Limbaugh could win the GOP nomination quite easily and quite possibly could get out enough of the GOP base as to bring the Senate back into GOP control. The problem with a candidacy by Rush is that the Left especially the far Left would react equally to him as the far Right will. No amount of voter suppression in GOP controlled states would keep blacks and Latinos, the GLBTQ community and the Progressive Youth vote from flocking to the polls in 2016 to cast their ballots against Rush Limbaugh.

A Limbaugh third party candidacy We have estimated could raise as much as 750 million during the campaign with much of that being funded by powerful corporate TEA Party advocates with deep pockets such as the Koch brothers. This type of run would effectively divide the GOP forever and end the party as a national going concern. After 2016 the GOP would be lucky to keep control of the House in 2018 and would lose the 2020 election with Texas turning blue for the first time in many decades.

In the final analysis We, Ourselves, see the use of Limbaugh as a moderator for debates as far more of a destructive force in conservative politics on the professional scale. A Rush for President push will likely happen next year but it will fizzle out as the GOP establishment crushes any notion of having an entertainer whose job it is to occupy the minds of those already in the echo chamber on Monday through Friday stand on the stage with the party’s heavy hitters. For both of these tasks Limbaugh simply has too little appeal outside his own base and too much baggage to be anything more than a political novelty.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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