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TRUMP’S DEBATE TEMPER TANTRUM GIVES FAR RIGHT CONSERVATIVES COVER ON DALEIDEN’S INDICTMENT AND THE BUNDY BLUNDER IN OREGON

Posted in AMMON BUNDY, BUNDYFEST 2014, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IDIOT OF THE DAY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, PLANNED PARENTHOOD on 27/01/2016 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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You know, it was almost worth it now watching ACORN fall victim to conservative videographer James O’Keefe. Almost. This morning if you read the conservative site Breitbart.com you wouldn’t see much about two of the biggest stories in the nation. First, David R. Daleiden has been indicted on counts of tampering with a government issued ID, a felony and attempting to procure fetal tissue a misdemeanor by a grand jury in Houston, Texas. Daleiden, the director of the dubiously name Center for Medical Progress, and his accomplice Sandra S. Merritt will stand trial for their crimes and the effect of their errors has been to vindicate Planned Parenthood as an organization.

On the west coast, LaVoy Finicum, 54, a supporter of Ammon Bundy and the group who have “taken over” the Malheur Wildlife Refuge is dead and seven others have been arrested in a joint operation by the FBI and Oregon State Police. Now I’m watching Sara Sidner on CNN reporting on these events and one of the insurrectionists is claiming that Finucum was killed in cold blood doing the hand up don’t shoot. How ironic considering the bulk of the people supporting this act of redneck stupidity under the guise of bringing America back to Constitutional rule, or something like that, are the same people who shouted support for George Zimmerman. Well now with Finicum dead, unconfirmed reports here are that he killed himself, I think we can call this even. Brian Cooper is still in control of the remaining insurrectionists that didn’t flee home last night but the time that he has there out of communication with the FBI is surely limited.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
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CONSERVATIVES PRESIDENT OBAMA IS NOT COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS HE IS TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELVES

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVES ARE OLD AND DYING AND SCARED, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, GUN CONTROL, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, GUNS AS RELIGION, NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION, POLITICS, PRESIDENT OBAMA on 05/01/2016 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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In an emotional speech where he rolled out his executive actions on gun ownership in the United States, President Barack Obama made a clear statement that neither he nor any of his cabinet offices are in the business of confiscating legal firearms owned by American citizens. His tone was clear and emphatic when he discussed the 2nd amendment as a fundamental right. However, conservative writers here in the digital realm are already stoking more fear upon a subject based upon fear.

Writing at Breitbart.com, Awr Hawkins gives readers the idea that those collecting Social Security will have their guns confiscated. This is simply not true and even hawkins has to explain deeper into the column that the Social Security Administration will be brought on board to report to NICS any information regarding mental health and competence of persons declared disabled and unable to manage their payments based upon a mental health diagnosis. Even Congress is on board to assure that the mentally ill do not gain access to firearms and thereby reducing both the potential for mass shootings and the number of gun suicides in America.

There has been quite a bit of consternation regarding the constitutionality of these executive orders from the Right. Rick Ungar at Forbes magazine has an excellent take on and a breakdown of the twenty-three line items in these orders. Do take the time to read this.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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97 2 Leviathan 3 AS

ONE ARRESTED IN CONNECTION WITH PARIS ATTACKS IN MOLENBEEK, BELGIUM

Posted in COUNTER-THEOCRACY, PARIS ATTACKS NOVEMBER 2015, TERRORISM on 14/11/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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European sources are reporting that a man who has been connected to the attacks of 13 November 2015 in Paris has been arrested in a counter-terrorism sweep by Belgian Police. Reports are this is the first of many sweeps across western Europe that are ongoing.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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BREAD & CIRCUSES: MARSHALL E LEONARD, 61, OF TUPELO, MISSISSIPPI TRIES TO BOMB LOCAL WALMART IN SUPPORT OF CONFEDERATE FLAG

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, BIGOTRY, Bread & Circuses, CONFEDERATE FLAG, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVES ARE OLD AND DYING AND SCARED, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CRIME BLOTTER, POOR WHITE TRASH, ROBIN NAISMITH GREEN OPINIONS on 03/11/2015 by Robin Naismith Green

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Marshall E Leonard, 61 of Tupelo, Mississippi has been arrested and charged with detonating an explosive device at a local WalMart Superstore early this past Sunday. No one was injured and damage was estimated at less than $10,000 to the building due to the explosion. Leonard committed the alleged crime, law enforcement in Tupelo informs, due to WalMart’s policy of not selling confederate flags. He was arrested less than an hour after the bombing when his confederate flag sticker bedecked vehicle ran a red light near the store.

Mississippi has been embroiled in a debate over the confederate symbols on its state flag with the University of Mississippi board deciding to take down the flag because it could make some students feel unwelcome at Ole Miss. This comes months after the Confederate battle flag was removed from the capitol grounds in South Carolina in the wake of the terrorist hate crimes of Dylan Roof which left nine black church members dead in Charleston, South Carolina.

Leonard was an ardent supporter of the flag often seen flying a four foot Mississippi flag out of the sunroof of his car. His anger boiled over in late October when he posted at the Facebook page of the Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal on the 28th, “Journal Corporate … You are on final warning … You are part if the problem. As a result of this, yall are going down, along with WALMART, WTVA, REEDS DEPARTMENT STORE, AND ALL THE REST OF THE ANTI-AMERICAN CROOKS. GET YOURSELF READY…THE LORD IS COMMING (sic) AFTER YALL….IM NOT KIDDING NO MESSING AROUND ANYMORE! YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED ALL OF YA!”

No word yet on Leonard’s bail at this time.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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34 2 Leviathan 3 AS

THE MEDITATORS SPEAK: AN OPEN LETTER TO AN AMERICAN MAN ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS, ABORTION RIGHTS, AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, AMERICANS AGAINST THE TEA PARTY, ANDREW BRIETBART, BENGHAZI, BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, BLACK CRIME, BLACK LIVES MATTER, CHRISTIANISTS, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE OBSESSION WITH SEX, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVES ARE OLD AND DYING AND SCARED, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CRIME BLOTTER, FASCISM, FEARSPEAK, FREEDOM, FUNDAMENTALISTS ACTING BADLY, GLBTQ RIGHTS, GOP, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, HILLARY CLINTON, HOMOPHOBIA, HOW HELL WORKS, HUMAN BEAUTY, HUMAN BEINGS, JIM HOFT, JOURNALISM, JUSTICE, KOCH BROTHERS, LAAL HETHRI, MURDER, MURDER SUICIDE, NEOCON1, OBAMACARE, OCCUPY WALL STREET, OFFICE OF THE TORTURER GENERAL, POLITICS, POOR WHITE TRASH, PRESIDENT OBAMA, PROGRESSIVES ON THE MARCH, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, RELIGIOUS BIGOTRY, RELIGIOUS RIGHT, RURAL CRIME, RURAL DRUG ABUSE, RUSH LIMBAUGH, THE MEDITATORS, WHITE CRIME, WHITE PRIVILEGE on 26/10/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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You do realize that your time is running out? When President Obama leaves office in January 2017 there will be no profit to be made from the sort of bigotry you swim in currently. Therefore, none of the elites that share your ideology, with nothing to gain financially from bigotry will jettison you and your kind for those who simply hate the Clintons. This must be a truly sad time for you Tim because there just is not enough hatred for Hillary Clinton to justify the pounds of seething vitriol those with your retrograde ideology have flung at the sitting President.

First the White House,

then Congress,

Then SCOTUS,

Then governorships,

then state legislatures,

Then county governments,

then city councils.

We already have the major cities, the American youth, American minorities, American women under 45, the LGBT community and the unions. So what are the conservatives, the right and worse the far right left with? The church goers who are not Christians? The frightened millions of those who feel their right to have the power of Life and Death in their hands in the form of a gun is more important than the lives of living breathing people? The lifeless people who feel that a woman who has been raped bears a responsibility to give birth to the product of that rape? Those black hearts who feel that a gay or lesbian or transgendered person is somehow less Human than they are because of who they love? The Right has lost. Those with this arcane ideology will lose nothing but their prideful desires for control and the power they have too long held over those who do not share their worldview.

You will still be free to worship as you please; but you will not be able to use the power of the pulpit, the synagogue or the mosque to define what others do.

You will still have your precious guns despite all the blood they spill; but you will not have the right to command an arsenal that can threaten the Peace and power of any government, be it Federal, State or Local.

You will still have Freedom of Speech; but fewer and fewer people over the coming decades will wish to hear the angry protestations of the Right because they are tainted with racist nationalist bigotries that are almost as old as Mankind.

It has been nearly 200 years since a political party destroyed itself right before the eyes of the American people. Now as it was then, the party that died was blind to the change coming and was overwhelmed by it. The new party that rose from the ashes saved the nation from destruction and preserved the greatest Union Terra has ever known. That party was the GOP; its opposition was the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party was rooted in white nationalism, bigotry and the economic need to maintain slavery in the agrarian South using religion as a justification. The GOP was the party of abolitionists who saw the potential in all Men who lived on American soil were and should be full Citizens.

The Union was saved; world wars were fought and still the scars of the Civil War and a Reconstruction still were shown on the backs and necks of America’s black citizens and those who saw them as equals for more than one hundred years. The sins of the Democratic Party’s past were absolved by FDR and his New Deal. The greatest series of government programs to right the economic ship of state in the history of the nation. Democrats became the new abolitionist seeking to abolish poverty; first for the white poor and then for all.

There are and have been millions who took unfair advantage of this system over time and those who abused welfare to their own detriment have been far out shined simply by those millions upon millions who did not become dependent on that system. And this is a teachable moment about the difference between We, Ourselves and those like you Tim. While you would focus on cities that are experiencing high rates of black crime you would ignore the crises of prescription drug abuse and suicide in your own race. While you would shout about the 47 million who depend on the pittance that SNAP offers a family those on ideological right shout at the Heavens about what a waste it is to offer a child $142 a month for food. A living child who is poor has less value to you than a child in the womb. Where is the logic in this argument?

Oh how grand it must have been for people like you one hundred years ago. A feeling of near deity like omnipotence with the only possible threat to your dominance coming from others like you that might whisper some gossip that placed a black mark on your familial reputation. Crime, divorce, alternative lifestyles and mental illness could place you on a social tier just above all those minorities that were tortured by the terrorists of the age who then were no better than ISIS is today.

But your time of worry is nearly at an end. We, Ourselves, of The Collective will ask one simple favor of the dwindling number of Baby Boomer conservatives. Take to your knees and pray for Progressives that will lead America into the middle of this current century. And while you pray to your deities, We will pray to the Fates that the Progressives will be good stewards of the People’s Will and will protect those like you in your minority status better than those like you since time immemorial refused to do.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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NEOCON01 CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY SHOWS HIS TRUE COLORS ONCE AGAIN

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, BREITBART IS STILL DEAD, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVES ARE OLD AND DYING AND SCARED, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, KU KLUX KLAN, NEOCON1, POOR WHITE TRASH, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, RACISM, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS on 12/10/2015 by sarahbloch

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I asked the following series of questions to Neocon01 over at Views From The Right Side after he post the following comment once again pointing out his disdain for black Americans:

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“Since the dawn of history the negro has owned the continent of Africa – rich beyond the dream of a poet’s fancy, crunching acres of diamonds beneath his bare black feet. Yet he never picked one up from the dust until a white man showed to him its glittering light.
His land swarmed with powerful and docile animals, yet he never dreamed a harness, cart, or sled. A hunter be necessity, he never made an axe, spear, or arrowhead worth preserving beyond the moment of its use. He lived as an ox, content to graze for an hour. In a land of stone and timber he never sawed a foot of lumber, carved a block, or built a house save of broken sticks and mud.
With league on league of ocean strand and miles of inland seas, for four thousand years he watched their surface ripple under the wind, heard the thunder of the surf on his beach, the howl of the storm over his head, gazed on the dim blue horizon calling him to worlds that lie beyond, and yet he never dreamed a sail.”–“The Clansman”, Thomas F Dixon Jr, 1905.

Can this honestly you believe to be true? can you be that stupid or angry or bigoted? Is that depth of foolishness in the face of winning the greatest genetic lottery of all time being born white in America after the Second World War even possible?

Do take note dear reader that the author of the quote above, which has been passed around to numerous white supremacist sites since the birth of Internet chat rooms many decades ago, is the notorious Thomas F Dixon author of The Clansman a book that was the inspiration of D.W. Griffith’s film Birth of A Nation. This book was also the inspiration for the early 20th Century revival of the Ku Klux Klan not only in the American South but all across the United States. Neocon01 is unashamed for using it here and he likely is a dumb enough cunt to believe that it was uttered first by Charles Darwin who it is often attributed to in error by conservative racists like Neocon01.

I will not belabour the point of Neocon01’s horrible bigotry but wiull make a simple statement. My husband Odamo Sese Omoko is the master chef [Chef Grandee] of the Imperial Household and the absolute love of my Afterlife; Eternity with him is simply not enough though the prospect makes me smile. I love him with every fibre of my being and cannot say how painful it was thinking about him and how very far his success has taken him here to be faced with such literary sewage as the words of Dixon quoted by a man who owes his paltry success by comparison to institutionalized bigotry in a nation that was stolen, as many have been, from those who dwelt there four centuries ago.

I do not dislike Neocon01 because he is a conservative I feel sorry for him because he is a bigot and no person who is a bigot is a man in my eyes anymore than they can be considered a Human Being. To be such an unabashed bigot is nearly to spit in the eye of the Creator of the Universe. Neocon01 can pray to any deity he wishes but if he thinks that his deity embraces the evil of racial or any other form of bigotry then he has missed not only the message of the central figure of his religion but the very point of existing as a Human Being– Love thy neighbour as you Love yourself. So now I am going to enjoy the wealth the Afterlife has given me this evening. I am going to finish this article, pour myself a nice glass of wine and take my beautiful black husband to bed and enjoy him as he enjoys me; and before I fall asleep tonight my last words to him will be, “I love you with all my heart.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
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14 2 Leviathan 3 AS

WITH FREEDOM NOT FEAR

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, IMMIGRATION 2016 on 16/09/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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ROWAN COUNTY KENTUCKY CLERK KIM DAVIS SHOULD NOT BE FIRED BECAUSE SHE WAS A WHORING SLUT BEFORE SHE FOUND RELIGION SHE SHOULD BE FIRED BECAUSE SHE IS WHAT THE FAR RIGHT HATES THE MOST SOMEONE WHO IS TAKING PUBLIC FUNDS TO DO NO WORK

Posted in COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT, LGBTQ RIGHTS, MARRIAGE EQUALITY, PROGRESSIVES ON THE MARCH, RELIGIOUS BIGOTRY, UPPER MIDDLE CLASS WHITE TRASH on 03/09/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Sure, I was ready this morning to write about what a hypocrite on marriage Kim Davis is considering she’s been married four times had twins out of wedlock and divorced three times. Her life from 1984 until her bolt from the blue conversion four years ago is no caricature of conservative religious people in America it is the reality. But when you come right down to it I could not possibly care less about who Kim Davis fucked while she was married or how many times she went to a clerk to file for divorce. [I am struggling with the fact that if their had been a really fundamentalist clerk at the time she was pregnant out of wedlock and trying to file her final papers what a shitstorm that would have been in 1994.–F.S.]

Kim Davis is paid $80,000 a year to be Rowan County clerk. She is being paid to not do her job currently in a place where the median household income is $33,081. Davis as an individual makes more than twice the household income of this rural, poor county. She is living a lifestyle far above the people who come to her office on a daily basis. Conservatives have whined for decades about welfare and how much money can be saved by cutting off single mothers and minorities who need a safety net.

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Well here’s your chance conservatives to cut off the money spigot to a religion crazed bigot. Just taking the gap between the household income figure for Rowan County, $46,919, and dividing that by 12, $3,909.92 would provide food stamps [at Kentucky’s rate of 127.33 per person per month.-F.S.] for 30 people. Not three people or even fifteen people but 30! For all these years conservatives have foamed at the mouth about taxpayer money being wasted. Here you go right wingers this is your chance to show America and the world that your fiscal issues are more important than your social issues. The Supreme Court has ruled and legally no matter what your religion [if a Muslim clerk in a urban center was making the same refusal I would have written a basically similar article but I doubt if a Muslim female clerk would have anything like Kim Davis’ marriage and divorce record.–F.S.] marriage licenses must be issued to same sex couples seeking to marry. Kim Davis needs to get off the Rowan County dole and see how well her retrograde religious bigotry will play out in the private sector. Rowan County must fire Kim Davis; she can keep her religion but not the people’s money.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
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121 Hov’ish 3 AS

A TALE OF TWO TRAGEDIES: DYLAN ROOF AND BRYCE WILLIAMS

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS, ABORTION RIGHTS, AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, AMERICANS AGAINST THE TEA PARTY, ANDREW BRIETBART, BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, BLACK LIVES MATTER, BRYCE WILLIAMS, CAVALOR EPTHITH EDITORIALS, COMEDY, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVES ARE OLD AND DYING AND SCARED, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CULTURE SHIFT, DYLAN ROOF, FEARSPEAK, FREEDOM, FUNDAMENTALISTS ACTING BADLY, GLBTQ RIGHTS, GOP, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, HELLAC COURT SYSTEM, HOMOPHOBIA, HOW HELL WORKS, HOW TO SAVE AFRICAN AMERICANS, HUMAN BEAUTY, HUMAN BEINGS, JIM HOFT, JOURNALISM, JUSTICE, KOCH BROTHERS, LAAL HETHRI, MAINSTREAM MEDIA SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, MENTAL HEALTH IN AMERICA, MURDER, NAACP, NEOCON1, OBAMACARE, POLICE BRUTALITY, POLITICS, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, SARAH PALIN, SOLUTIONS TO AMERICA'S PROBLEMS, THE MATING HABITS OF CONSERVATIVES, TRIBALISM on 27/08/2015 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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At some future point in the history of the United States of America, citizens will look back on the 21st Century and wonder, deeply, how the nation survived. I am simply a humble demon journalist; I make no claim of being an oracle. Scholars in that far future time I suspect will be less blinded by partisan political ideology, race and gender and will run a true rule over what took place in the first fifteen years of the century in which you currently live.

Having said that, and not as mere preface, I can say with certainty that there is only the most superficial differences in the hate crimes perpetrated this summer in South Carolina and the most recent one in the Commonwealth of Virginia. Dylan Roof was angry and mentally ill; Bryce Williams was also angry and mentally ill. Dylan Roof slaughtered people in a place where such violence was never expected; Bryce Williams did the same and used the technology of the day to document his slaughter.

There are times in history when events make it possible for the Truth to become something that is determined simply by perspective. A true metaphysician would understand that this is fallacy, but when people are bound, tribally, by how they feel they are perceived by those that are different from them, the “other” who has alien ways and whose appearance is markedly different, the possibilities of what is “true” become infinite. Nothing is more True than that above statement as it relates to the United States of America today.

To simply point out the obvious is not enough. As Editor-in-Chief of this newspaper in its digital form for one day short of ten years now I have striven to impress upon those who work here that simply reporting the news is not enough. Journalism, like life, should be more than the a quotidian rehashing of what happened and to whom. What is documented for history must lead to some hope, must show a forward looking vision of courage in the face of many obstacles– it must inspire people to do more than sit in their living rooms, go to their jobs and mate. The written words of my staff here in Hell were meant to inspire to anger, to joy– to do something to make the lives of those outside your family, your community your tribe, –better.

And so I come back to Dylan Roof and Bryce Williams and their murder. I was asked last night over dinner by a friend who I thought was the more evil of the two. Without hesitation and being a member of the Hellac Bar I said, “Williams,” without missing a beat. My friend, who is a Human Being, implored that this could not be the case. Roof, he explained killed nine while Williams killed only two. I replied, after sipping at my glass of warm spicy broth, “Williams committed suicide and did not allow himself to judged by man. Therefore his crime against his own Soul makes him more selfish than Roof.” I could see that my friend of many decades was growing angry so I calmed him in the only rational way I know how. “John,” I said, “I am speaking from my own prejudicial point of view here in the Afterlife as a demon. I cannot know what the life of human is like or what emotions pour through their nerves or pound in their hearts. About these things I can only observe and surmise. From what I have observed the damage done by Roof and Williams have touched many Souls and done great harm. Here in Hell they will be dealt with according to our laws. This is all I know.”

In closing, I feel I need to share a second conversation that I had after a planning meeting to celebrate our tenth anniversary of this blog which commences tomorrow. Our Majordomo, Pain and I met in my office in the early evening and talked about the events of the day, the waning season and the years all of us have been engaged at this attempt to shed some light on what the Afterlife offers for those who slip the bonds of your dimension to join ours. Midway through the conversation, as the topic turned to race relations in America, Pain intoned, “African-Americans who have not had the full benefit of consumer capitalism must make a choice between what they perceive as culture and Moral Success. By Moral Success, We, Ourselves, of The Collective, mean the ascension to a state where a person has by their actions, daily, must be respected. This is a person who excels at their work no matter what field that work is in. This is a person who is compassionate to those who needs help. This is a person who respects the law. This is a person who seeks this same level of success in the First Life for all those she or he knows. This is a person who respects people and their property. This is a person who craves knowledge above all and loves themselves. African-Americans can continue on the road they are on and the playing field in the American economy and society will never be leveled. Or, they can strive to become a Moral Success by ceasing to deal drugs, having a disdain for their Creator-given intellect and believing they are the victim descendants of horrors that were perpetrated against their enslaved ancestors. The chains of one physical type of slavery were broken in the 1860s, the social slavery of Jim Crown was broken by the 1970s; and now in the 2010s, African-Americans must break the last chain that binds them–that of a culture that makes incarceration more important than matriculation, felonies more important than fatherhood and ignorance of the wider world in the name of tribalism more important than the rabid pursuit of intellectual stimulation. They must do these things in the poorest neighborhoods where they live because– black lives do matter.”

Over the next few days, this newspaper will be publishing articles celebrating the diversity of our staff, highlights of the major stories we have covered in the last ten Terran standard years and, hopefully, making you think.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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THE CONSERVATIVE LITERARY LEITMOTIF THAT WILL NOT DIE: THE DRUMBEAT OF CULTURAL MARXISM BY MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES REINFORCES THE TRUTH THAT THE RIGHT IS STILL FIGHTING A WAR THAT WAS OVER NEARLY 100 YEARS AGO

Posted in AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE OBSESSION WITH SEX, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS on 14/06/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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I walked into Cavalor’s office Friday morning and he asked me if I could write an article without swearing of having a picture of a nude man or woman attached to it. I said, “Sure, I could do that but why would I?” He pointed me to an article written by Paul Kengor in The American Thinker entitled, “Bruce Jenner, Cultural Marxist?”. Now I had my reason and my marching orders and so for all those who read my articles to get the In Hindsight pic at the end I’m sorry there won’t be one here because this is far too serious an issue to mess around with [note the lack of the f-bomb there?].

Let me begin by saying that this article isn’t about what I think about Caitlyn Jenner. She’s a grown woman and has made a difficult decision and I will leave it at that. It’s not my place to judge Caitlyn Jenner, because she poses no threat at all to the United States of America as an ongoing concern. Paul Kengor, Professor of Political Science at Grove City College, however, does pose a threat to the United States of America in a clear and present way. Mr Kengor is selling a poison to old people, to frightened people and to stupid, angry people. That poison is sweet in the mouth but kills the one thing in the mid that Human beings, the real ones, need to be successful in the First Life no matter how nostalgic or uneducated they may be–Reason.

The poison I speak of is the need to perpetually fight all forms of change that do not conform to the conservative notions of American society circa 1900. In that time the church, law enforcement, corporate leaders and white men, no matter what they had in their pockets or their heads, held universal sway over all others. They were at the top of the pyramid that was the American social pecking order. These men and their moribund, yes even in that time, institutions were virtually free of oversight or question from those below them. Sure there were those on the Left even in that age that were seeking to level the playing field but it did take a series of revolutions in Europe to make people, especially working people understand that the world could change.

Before then a simple technological advance got the ball rolling. When Orville and Wilbur Wright made the first successful flight on December 14, 1903. That event was the spark as I see it that changed history forever. Noted Hellac statesman, of that time and now, Reefic Coljik said it best on the day the news of flight was reported here in Dis, “If man could fly, if man could slip the chains of gravity from his waist and shoulders, then man can unshackle himself from the other burdens to him becoming a Human Being who loves others and respects Himself.” And now a bit about burdens.

I bear a burden that I carry even here in Hell with delight. I am Jew and I will forever be a Jew. When white people no matter what country start to suffer, it’s the Jews who are most often blamed. Even today in 2015 when white conservative animus against blacks is growing toward open vocal disdain in an age when saying the wrong thing will cost you your livelihood, the so called thinkers on the Right have reached back into their tried and true bag of tricks. Blame the Jews–again.

The current crop of Jews to be blamed are from a group called the Frankfurt School and include noted dialectical aesthetician Gyorgy Lukacs. To make a long story short and not bore you philosophical terms and minutiae this is an argument Kengor is having with himself in his own head about why there is so much sex–everywhere! You could go back to the lack of adequate sex education that lead to the boom in teenage pregnancy in the 1980s. I would prefer to point to the fact that it has been technology, in the form of the service you are using right now to read this article, the Internet, that caused the decline in teen pregnancy in the United States.

Kengor isn’t a Luddite but he is fighting a war on technology and he doesn’t realize it. Caitlyn Jenner isn’t a cultural marxist. She’s the product of a Progressive drive to use science and the products it creates to make the lives of individuals better. There was a time, and Kengor makes it clear in his article that he would like to return to that time, that only religion could make an individuals life better. In the America that Kengor relishes as a white man not only would he have unchecked power over women of all races and men of all other races he would also write the very schedule of life for those below him.

Only by staying in your place could anyone of color or a white woman have any material comfort or even peace. Self determination in employment is important to any successful nation. While you really don’t have full-throated self determinism in America today you do have more options and opportunities than most in the rest of the world. The world of the revisionist conservative would see a female child born live and die to serve only one purpose, to breed more children so there would be more white masters who would grow up to run things as they see fit.

There is a line in Kengor’s article that struck me as unintentionally honest. He writes, “Though the Frankfurt School certainly wasn’t calling for same-sex marriage — pure madness to any people in any day beyond our own — its comprehensive push for unhinged sexual openness with no cultural or religious restrictions leveled the door for almost anything down the road.” The word that allows me to see into the darkness of conservative thinking is the word restrictions. This is a called out mandate that The Church has control de facto or de jure you choose over the day to day choices that American citizens make. That is what makes Paul Kengor and the masters that he serves a clear and present danger to the United States of America.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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