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AND NOW BACK TO THE NEWS

Posted in CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVES ARE OLD AND DYING AND SCARED, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT with tags , , , , , , on 25/02/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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From time to time the bickering, for lack of a better word, with conservatives whether here or at their sites, can be fun. After this last exchange with Tim, Neocon1 and Jeremiah at Views From the Right Side this week I was left feeling a little bitter. I will make this short and sweet. What I get paid to do is verify the information that comes in and package it for our readers. I am a researcher and a journalist that prides himself both on his accomplishments and has learned from his failures.

In this case, I have failed. Not in the meaningless and pointless arguments with people who’s minds will never be changed at their blogs, but you, our readers. The progressive cause is not one that wants to take the rights of people away. On the contrary, Progressives want to use the government and its power and purse to make the lives of Middle Class Americans better. Just listening last night to Senator Elizabeth Warren and representative Elijah Cummings talk about what they want to do to help the bruised, battered and ever shrinking Middle Class gave me more than a little hope. I should be writing editorials about what those who I think have the best solutions to America’s problems; not screaming at the top of my lungs at people who have no grasp upon reality. The stories you should have been glued to over the past few weeks should have been about the alleged “black sites” in Chicago and ever deeper writing about the Mette rape case and the corruption in the South Dakoya Department of Social Services.

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In Hindsight

I will do better for you. In the end you, the young Progressives in America, are the reason why I do this and I apologize for losing sight of the real reason I am here. So, for the record, and since they will never change their minds, turn their back on bigotry, or even ever admit that their political ideology restricts Americans from living their lives in Freedom and with Justice I have this parting commentary. “Enjoy your petty blog comments victories, your self aggrandizement and even your bloviating conservative media icons. If you think you are winning the hearts and minds of young Americans you are more than delusional you are insane. You are the same people who a short five years ago said that same sex marriage would never be legal in a majority of states. Look where we are now with 37 states and the District of Columbia. You are the same voices that shouted epithets at children as they walked to schools decades ago. You, conservatives are the past; Progressives are the future.”

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
136 Melnar 3 AS

رسالة الى المرتدين الدولة الإسلامية: سلاحنا من الجمال والعاطفة والشهوة هو أقوى من معتقداتك الشيطانية!

Posted in COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, DIVERTISSMENTI, THE MEDITATORS on 16/02/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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ونحن، أنفسنا، من والجماعية والمتأملين اتخاذ هذه اللحظة لكزة عصا حاد في العين ما يسمى المصلين الدولة الإسلامية الشر، الذي يرفض الله بسبب السيئات لهم القيام به لبالبشر الأبرياء في جميع أنحاء تيرا. يرجى التمتع بها.

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[Click on the image above for the full video; انقر على الصورة أعلاه للفيديو الكامل.–F.S.]

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Journ.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
128 Melnar 3 AS

THANTU BEOBRAI, DIRECTOR OF COUNTER-SHAI’TANISM LAAL HETHRI EXCORIATES ISLAMIC STATE APOSTATES IN SPEECH TO BAX CULDNU; SUGGESTS WEST SHOULD USE NUCLEAR METHODS

Posted in COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, LAAL HETHRI, TERRORISM on 03/02/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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In a speech commenced a few moments ago in the Hellac Imperial upper chamber of parliament, the Bax Culdnu, Laal Hethri Director of Counter-Theocracy Major General Thantu Beobrai made a long list of bold statements regarding the Empire’s efforts to rid Terra of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria [ISIS]:

“I rise in this chamber, though it is not my strong suit to speak in public. However, this august body of those who are charged first and foremost with the keeping of the flame against Shai’tan and those who would follow his impotent edicts long after his Death must take notice of the horrors being done on Terra. Today, a digital rendering has come to us, yet unconfirmed, yet powerfully convincing, a pilot of the Royal Jordanian Air Force, Lieutenant Mu’ath al-Kaseasbeh [q c p n!] was heinously and cruelly subject to torture and death by fire by ISIS militants dying 30 days ago. This inhumane treatment only points more to the corrupt beliefs of ISIS and those that would follow them into the darkness. I hate them! I cannot stand here and say this any more strongly than that these men and women who would kill in the name of a bastardized and unnatural ideology must meet the full wrath of Hell, its leadership and every Soul that loves Peace both here in the Afterlife and among the Living on Terra.

My recommendation is that all efforts, and all weapons available to the Living, including atomics, be used to cull the cancer from the Muslim world. These new efforts must be done swiftly and with extreme prejudice. The very continuing civilization of that planet demands nothing less.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Major General Thanthu Beobrai, O.B.R.E., Q.O.D.A, 2eme, D.S.V.I., O.O.H [Tort.]
Chief of the Counter-Shai’tanism Division
Laal Hethri[ODTCS-LH]
118 Melnar 3 AS

INSIDE THE CONSERVATIVE MIND: SUMMING UP THE RIGHT WING MINDSET IN FOUR WORDS, “SOME NIGGA RAPING HER”

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS, ABORTION RIGHTS, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, AMERICANS AGAINST THE TEA PARTY, ANDREW BRIETBART, BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE COWARDICE, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HATRED OF BLACKS, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE OBSESSION WITH SEX, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FASCISM, FEARSPEAK, FLORIDA, FREEDOM, GLBTQ RIGHTS, GUNS AS RELIGION, LARGO, MARRIAGE EQUALITY, RACISM, SARAH PALIN, THE MEDITATORS, THE WAR ON WOMEN, WILLIAM J LOGAN JR with tags , on 26/01/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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The Meditators, this morning, as a Swarm, turned from their research at 0706 HST/EST and took notice of a single comment trapped pending approval at Our blog. For several seconds, Those Who Digest Information and Bring Forth Truth searched for any measure of Reason in the words as they related to a blog post made by Fred Schwartz two days ago. We, Ourselves, of the Collective, initially were offended by the comment left by the banned Neocon1. Then after further digestion, We began to see in a different way just what conservatism as a political ideology does to the Human Soul.

Conservatism is not a religion, but religion is a component of their authoritarian desires. Conservatives worship the violence of war and the soldiers that engage in it but do not believe the families of these men and women deserve a social safety net. Conservatives believe deeply in the right to bear arms but do so because they fear the rise of racial minorities they believe want to see them all brutally killed. Conservatives believe that women are the possessions of men; to be protected as children and serve as their breeders and vessels for sexual satisfaction in their youth to be cast aside when no longer sexually attractive.

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A conservative then when he sees Kristina Pimentova depicted here in the context of a discussion sees his own right to possess her. He sees his birthright to protect her from “the Other” who’s only desire is to rape her. This protection comes at the price of conservative men wanting to own her, sexually, and control her for his own pleasure. The conservative uses the maternal instinct inherent in the majority of women as a key to lock women in a jail cell of breeding cycles which limits her true potential. Many will find Our words harsh, however, they are no more harsh than the ignorance, no, the stupidity, that is clarified by four words, “Some nigga raping her.”

No civil Human Being would ever say such a thing. We, Ourselves, after millions of combinations would not have arrived at the conclusion that Our thoughts would have been so odious. The darkness that must live in such a Soul to have this be a thought and then to commit it to print is nearly outside Our grasp of understanding. No one who professes to follow the message of Love as given by the Son of the Creator can possibly hold this belief. No patriot of freedom can will good conscience be this base. Only a coward who fears the ever ringing sound of the Angel of Death growing near with every ticking second, who has seen their dreams turn to drudgery and Life pass them by with the rewards they expected because of the color of their skin and not the content of their character can possibly be this irrationally evil.

The Collective is relieved to see that this is the mantra of the bigots that call themselves conservatives. “Some nigga raping her,” should be the motto of their racist angry feeble cause for all time to come. The impotence of their ideas is clarified for all in those four words.

All of this vitriol from men like Neocon1 springs from a rectum of hate for the American President Barack Hussein Obama [q c p n!] and his beautiful family. President Obama and his wife and daughters are all Human Beings; Neocon1 is a living person. The distinction between the two is not ethereal it is tangible, definable. A Human Being, has courage, is compassionate, owns their intellect and dreams with Reason. A living person is filled with anger, fueled by hate, marinates in greed and lusts for violence only as a true coward can. In this Neocon1 and for your words you are rewarded with Our pity upon your Soul.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Journ.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
110 Melnar 3 AS

FROM THE DESK OF THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: WHY WE CHOSE TO POST THE LATEST CHARLIE HEBDO COVER

Posted in CAVALOR EPTHITH EDITORIALS, CHARLIE HEBDO, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY on 14/01/2015 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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In journalism, there are many things to consider prior to going forward with a story. Are the sources credible, is the story something the public need to be warned about, is there a real importance to the matter personally for the reader. of course, there are many, many more but this story, the attack on Charlie Hebdo in Paris and the hostage crisis that followed struck us here in our bones.

many conservatives in America disagree with our methods, question our qualifications and even have threatened us in the past. This is a clearly Liberal, clearly satirical and clearly anti-theocratic blog. As editor-in-chief, I will listen to any opinion that differs from ours here. I have posted many responses to conservatives and have only had to ban one from commenting here. Nothing has come close to the threats that the staff of Charlie Hebdo have had to endure.

Because of this I sat down with Pain and the others in the Consiliul, and set out why I think we should post the latest Charlie Hebdo cover and asked what context in which it should be posted. Our Majordomo who was offended by some of the cartoons conveyed to all of us that the need to reform Islam far outweighs the insult felt. “The time of being backward to the point of seeing violence in a modern world as a solution to an insult of one’s religion is long past,” Pain said.

In this statement we all, Diane Valencen, Sarah Bloch, Fred Schwartz and I, all agree. You fully have the right to mock us personally. You fully have the right to be vocal in your disagreement with our politics and our posts. What no one has the right to do is silence the Press. This is what those apostate Muslims wish to do in an effort to change the world from civilized to uncivilized by virtue of their illiterate interpretation of the Qu’ran. In this jihad, both internal and external, civilization must be victorious over the darkness of theocracy in all its forms.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Cavalor Epþiþ, Esquire, O.B.R.E., CS, O.D.A.J.[1er], O.Q.H.[Journ.], D.S.V.J., J.F.
Editor-in-Chief
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
98 Melnar 3 AS

HAVE WE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THE EVENTS IN FRANCE?

Posted in CAVALOR EPTHITH EDITORIALS, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, COUNTER-THEOCRACY on 09/01/2015 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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Coulibaly and the two Kouachi brothers are dead; Hayat Boumeddiene is still at large after a tense 72 hours in France. There are injured among hostages, innocent French people including children at the Hyper Casher supermarket. The radicalization of Islam is one of many factors that have led to this tragic series of events. Rampant youth unemployment especially among those who live in France and are of former colonial descent is another. These, however, are not and cannot ever be an excuse for violence. No religion should ever be the spark for murder and the violation of the civil rights of others. This belief, this Universal Truth, applies to Christians and all other religions alike. While it is true that the vast majority of Christians are peaceful people I only have to look back to Eric Rudolph to find someone will to kill and main for their religious beliefs on the other side of this religious divide.

As a demon journalist I support free speech. The necessity to “go to the edge” when making a point against religion is a staple here at The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork as it remains at Charlie Hebdo. Islam is not an inherently violent religion anymore than Christianity is fundamentally bigoted.

There are and will always be people who are willing to appeal to that highest authority to commit the greatest sins against their Souls. We are often mocked by commenters most of whom are Christians who have little belief in reality in the possibility that those in the Afterlife communicate with the Living, unless it is on their terms. These close minded people believe Hell is only for their enemies and that Paradise is for all the people that they love. It is impossible for them to grasp that the Afterlife is simply another plane upon which the Souls of the Sentient exist.

Conservatives tend to only see the world in which they live and thereby the Afterlife as black and white. This is not only ignorant it is as dangerous as the black and white vision that apostate Muslim have. The plain and simple reason why the majority of Americans who profess Christianity do not detonate themselves in the streets or seized hostages is because they have a vested interest in maintaining what they have, materially and personally. As time goes on in America, and the playing field demographically levels, it is my hope that success among the black and brown who grasp for the American Dream is not blunted by the truncheon of Conservative greed and bigotry. On your planet there is more than enough to go around.

So the question remains to all of our readers, what have we learned in these days from the events in France?

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Cavalor Epþiþ, Esquire, O.B.R.E., CS, O.D.A.J.[1er], O.Q.H.[Journ.], D.S.V.J., J.F.
Editor-in-Chief
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
93 Melnar 3 AS

BREAKING NEWS: FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBER ATTACKS POLICE STATION IN ISTANBUL

Posted in BREAKING NEWS, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, TERRORISM, THEOCRACY on 06/01/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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A woman has detonated a suicide bomb near an Istanbul police station in the popular with tourists Sultanamet district of the city. Hurriyet, the Turkish daily has acquired video camera footage of the young woman who is said to have spoken heavily accented English before the explosion. This is the second attack on a police station in Istanbul in the last seven days.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
91 Melnar 3 AS

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