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LIMBAUGH FOR PRESIDENT?

Posted in BIRTHERISM, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE OBSESSION WITH SEX, CONSERVATIVE SEX SCANDAL, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CPAC 2013, CRAZY FLORIDA, FAIL, FASCISM, FEARSPEAK, FOX NEWS, GOP, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, RUSH LIMBAUGH, THE AMERICAN TALIBAN, THE CANCER OF HATE, THE CULTURE WARS, THE DEMOGRAPHICS FAVOR PROGRESSIVES, THE GOP GENDER GAP, THE GREATER FOOL, THE IGNORANT TENTH, THE MATING HABITS OF CONSERVATIVES, THE MEDITATORS, THE SUNDAY BIG QUESTION, THE WAR ON WOMEN, THEOCRACY, THINGS THAT MAKE CONSERVATIVES ANGRY, U.S. ECONOMY, UNREST IN AMERICA, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE with tags , on 01/09/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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We, Ourselves, of The Collective have noticed there has been a considerable argument brewing among conservatives regarding whether or not talk radio hosts such as Rush Limbaugh should be chosen to moderate GOP Presidential candidate debates in 2016. This strikes Us as an interesting topic of debate on many levels. On one side of the issue Limbaugh would draw a considerable audience among conservatives who would want to see how he handles the candidates and what questions he would ask of them. Limbaugh is not the mainstream sort of moderator and would add We, are sure, his own particular brand of spice to the generally moribund debate schedule. On the other side of the debate the one that mainstream GOP elites, like Grover Norquist, reside this is a major problem– Rush would become the star of the debates casting shadows on the likes of Jeb Bush, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz and Chris Christie.

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We would like to offer a solution to the far right conservatives who find Christie too liberal and are weary of the name Bush. Why not support Limbaugh to run for President? The Meditators have the opinion that Limbaugh could win the GOP nomination quite easily and quite possibly could get out enough of the GOP base as to bring the Senate back into GOP control. The problem with a candidacy by Rush is that the Left especially the far Left would react equally to him as the far Right will. No amount of voter suppression in GOP controlled states would keep blacks and Latinos, the GLBTQ community and the Progressive Youth vote from flocking to the polls in 2016 to cast their ballots against Rush Limbaugh.

A Limbaugh third party candidacy We have estimated could raise as much as 750 million during the campaign with much of that being funded by powerful corporate TEA Party advocates with deep pockets such as the Koch brothers. This type of run would effectively divide the GOP forever and end the party as a national going concern. After 2016 the GOP would be lucky to keep control of the House in 2018 and would lose the 2020 election with Texas turning blue for the first time in many decades.

In the final analysis We, Ourselves, see the use of Limbaugh as a moderator for debates as far more of a destructive force in conservative politics on the professional scale. A Rush for President push will likely happen next year but it will fizzle out as the GOP establishment crushes any notion of having an entertainer whose job it is to occupy the minds of those already in the echo chamber on Monday through Friday stand on the stage with the party’s heavy hitters. For both of these tasks Limbaugh simply has too little appeal outside his own base and too much baggage to be anything more than a political novelty.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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DAWN PATROL: PLUS SIZED MANNEQUINS PUSH BODY IMAGE DEBATE; SUICIDE IN PA DICK’S SPORTING GOODS AFTER STANDOFF; JOVIAN PLUS PLANETS DASH THEORY OF SOLAR SYSTEM FORMATION; WACKO BIRD SENATOR SAYS CONSERVATIVES ARE “WINNING”

Posted in CPAC 2013, DAWN PATROL, DELIA LLOYD, EXTRASOLAR PLANETS, THE MEDITATORS with tags , , , , , on 17/03/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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Plus sized mannequins spark debate.

Giant alien planets inform of how Terra’s solar system formed.

Suicide in Pennsylvania sporting goods store.

Senator Ted Cruz leads the lemmings of conservatism at CPAC; says “conservatives are winning.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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MY CONVERSATION WITH A CONSERVATIVE

Posted in BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, BLOGS 4 VICTORY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CPAC 2013, DIANE VALENCEN OPINIONS on 10/03/2013 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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This exchange with a conservative commenter at Blogs4Victory:

“flaky forker: “yes that can get things done. Big things like fixing America’s crumbling infrastructure.”

Uh, forker, this country survived and was built on smaller government long before FDR and LBJ social crap. The interstate system was built and maintained without the need for huge government.
[NB: The US Interstate Highway System cost an estimated $425 billion 70% of which was financed with public funds.–D.V.]

Only when government began it great move left for massive entitlements (social security was much smaller and self-sustaining long before the massive expansions starting in the 60s), that the government could not maintain its infrastructure. The leftist programs that do nothing but make and keep people dependent on MORE government began sucking resources away from our infrastructure and its ability to be less inefficient than it is now.

I see you proggies want change, but why change what already was working and why don’t you move to areas where the change has already taken place?

The answer is you can’t. Your ideology requires everyone to live the way you want them to. Freedom is an all to powerful force that contradicts the political ideology you so embrace.”

It isn’t democracy if the government, the nation is “working” only for a selected few. “Of the people, by the people and for the people,” remember. Not just of one group or one religion or one gender but of, by and for all. Freedom to you and those who think like you means the tyranny of the control of others and you know that. Your anger at the modern world stems from your inability to control information, to control women to control norms in society to control the freedoms of minorities and to assure that your progeny above all other enjoy a privilege they have not earned and can continue to exercise this control as far into the future as can be imagined.

Some of the progressives I know here are atheists others are quite devout in their spiritual beliefs. None of them want to force you to reject your Faith, on the contrary being Progressive means you want everyone to have their Freedom in large and peaceful doses. Yes we are pro choice but that stance takes nothing from anyone on the Right save for the fear that a certain racial demographic will lose birthrate even faster as America becomes more and more brown in the coming decades. We all know that’s your real fear tired, what happens when sheer numbers no longer give your side economic and political power. Well here’s a wake up call. You’ve seen the outcome of that in the last two Presidential elections.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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WHO TRULY PROFITS FROM AMERICA’S ILLS?

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“Penn State shouldn’t have been given athletic sanctions by the NCAA for looking the other way during Jerry Sandusky’s repeated rape and abuse of young boys. If America were truly exceptional, the military should have been brought in and the entire county which worshipped at the altar of Joe Paterno would have been razed to the ground by all those leftover bunker busting bombs Bush bought for the Iraq war.”– Governor General Srindra Singh or Gilbesht in a debate about American exceptionalism with Sheol conservative MP Yancey Harrell on “Overdark” with Maarit Outi Pekkonen last night.

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The idea of American exceptionalism is not a new meme. The thought that the people who now live on this land, once occupied by the Human Beings; taken by violence in the name of profit, are more prosperous, more intelligent, cut from a more moral cloth and closer to the favor of their chosen Creator than any other has been clearly a concept of Faith for those who now call themselves “Conservatives” for the better part of the last one hundred twenty five Terran standard years. We, Ourselves, of the Collective and The Meditators have a problem with any such notion based simply on the statement expressed in the stripes of the flag above. One must begin to ask the questions of common men, the hoi polloi, and the oligarchs who now own your government and rule your media, “Who profits from this disaster?” and “What will be the spark that causes someone to give up their comfort in a revolution from which they may not reap a similar status to those they are fighting against?”

These are serious matters, not to be taken lightly as they were at Blogs4Victory just this past week. The conservatives there simply wanted to throw red meat at downtrodden aging white men who see their fathers have lost their birthright of unchecked bigotry in the last few decades and left them nothing more than the onanism of “being white is better than being black or brown” along with their Bibles to cling to in these desperate times. And, yes, We, Ourselves admit these are desperate times– for Conservatives. Not only is their ideology, their worldview dying, they are dying. For the moment there are a few million ardent young whites out there who shout just as loudly as the over 50 crowd about the “many ills of President Obama” but let Us be honest with Ourselves, these young men and women in their twenties aren’t in this politics game to bring back the Reagan years, roll back women’s reproductive rights or to solve America’s debt issues. They are seeking a pool of like minded people who given enough familiarity will allow them to get laid; something they wouldn’t do in a similar setting surrounded by more attractive more intelligent Progressives.

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So who does profit from all of America’s ills? There are many who do profit some of these groups will shock you others are well known. All must give up something or the Union will be lost to time and to history.

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Income inequality is clearly profited from by those who really run the country the oligarchs. Not just corporate CEOs but hedge fund managers, the boards of large law firms who write the laws and then pimp them to Congress and of course the religious oligarchs who are desperately trying to remain relevant in an age where technology is nearing its ability to make deities out of Men. And in the end this is nothing more than a clearly visceral reaction to the short duration of the human lifespan manifest in the form of greed for all things material.

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Poverty has been used as a tool to keep the masses at bay since Time Immemorial. Poverty is profited from by the Church, the oligarchs and their corporate media. Poverty as an extension of bigotry feeds the furnace that drives the powerful to remain powerful. They do not care that a child is one day celebrating the reelection of America’s first Man of Color to the highest elected office and the next day a victim of gun violence. They do not care that children go hungry in the wealthiest nation on Terra as long as they are safe behind their gates and in their dens of luxury. Poverty is a prison sentence handed down by generations of greed and fear in the name of tribal purity.

An examination of these two ills shows how all the others are interconnected. It is time to drain their trough or America will be the soil where the seeds of failure of an entire species will be sown.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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