THE FOG OF JOURNALISM: WALMART FIGHT IN BEECH GROVE, INDIANA; ASHLEY MILLER BRADENTON, FLORIDA

I have finally stopped laughing and in a few brief minutes you will know why. Not so long ago a woman in Maricopa County, Arizona, Sarah Dae Walker, was setup and charged with attempting to have sex with a dog. We here at the Dis brimstone Daily Pitchfork defended this woman against the witch hunt being carried out by Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Today in one of my stories that were buried by bigger news is the case of Ashley Miller of Bradenton, Florida, who law enforcement states was the person of interest in a case of transmission of material harmful to a minor. In the course of the investigation Miller’s cell phone was confiscated and examined. On that cell phone were pictures of her having her vagina [ more likely her labia and clitoris?- G.R.M.] being licked by her female pit bull 2face. Miller freely admitted to the fact that the pictures were of her and the dog. The police report from Bradenton, Florida makes note of more than 60 encounters between Ashley Miller and 2face over the past nine years she has owned the dog. Miller was released on $1000 bond.

In the hamlet of Beech Grove, Indiana [Indiana, again?-D.V.] a fight broke out between Rebecca Mills and Amber Stephenson over some racial epithets and threats against a WalMart employee made by Mills. Of course, Mills had called the employee a nigger and said she would whip the female employee’s ass. Stephenson attempting to be a good citizen stepped in to defend the employee and the scuffle ensue. Stephenson’s son was also enlisted in the fight against Mills and it was that action, the endangerment of a child, for which Stephenson finds herself in trouble. Now Beech grove is the antithesis of the “inner city” that so many conservative bloggers write about daily. “Beech Grove is not Chicago,” I am sure they would shout. But Beech Grove with 91.5% of the population white has had more than 800, that’s right 800 incidents at this one Walmart this year and it’s not even July yet. Dennis Buckley the mayor of Beech Grove has gone so far as to call the Walmart, “a public nuisance.”

Pax Terra!

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55 Hov’ish 3 AS

EXPLAINING HOW HELL WORKS TO A CONSERVATIVE

After being handed his ass by one of the smart kids in the room, Neocon1, a banned former commenter at Blogs for Victory and regular commenter at Glen Beck’s The Blaze, replied the following to Sarah Bloch our culture wars writer regarding Hillary Clinton’s defense of a client accused of rape in 1975:

and you call your self a compassionate human being and a woman?
Then I hope you or your daughter get brutally raped by two men, beaten half to death, then have some complete scumbag bloodsucking lawyer call you a whore responsible for the crime against you…..then come back then and sing the virtues of hillary…….

I would expect any good attorney to attack the investigation, the evidence, the police, but to LIE, disparage, and brutally attack a poor 12yo girl is beyond the pale…but hey you and your ilk freely MURDER your babies so why would you feel any different for a 12yo?
Ghouls who will one day be in the REAL Hell not the fantasy land you play in today…

Sarah, ever the professional journalist replied:

I am a compassionate Human being Neocon1. This is why I can allow your post to stand and not go running back to my beads crying outrage about someone wishing rape on me and my child or feigning faux outrage about my country being disparaged.
She wasn’t a scumbag lawyer as you put it she gave her client the same legal defense that anyone should get under the circumstances. I do find it very interesting sir that even the slightest changes to gun laws, that allow you to keep your guns but challenge their universal sale to adults who simply have the cash and the ability to walk out of an auditorium brings out the truly acidic and ghoulish responses against shooting victims but yet you feel because you are judge, jury and executioner a man accused is a man guilty.

Were this your son accused of this brutal crime I would hope that you would want someone to be as vigorous in his defense. Clinton simply followed the findings of the state psychologist who determined that the girl had sexual fantasies of a nature advanced for her age in their professional opinion and would have testified to that finding under oath. To sweep this under the table would have been a crime which would have lead to Clinton, or any other attorney appointed by a court as defense counsel to be disbarred. The United States Constitution is designed to keep the the justice system from becoming a star chamber and to protect citizens, even those found guilty from the cruel and unusual punishment that conservatives lust for so deeply for anyone they feel has deviated from their Dominionist morality. You and those who think like you are no different from apostate Muslims who in their hearts believe they are “chosen” and that Allah commands them to murder. Stop being a Christianist and work on being a Christian and you will see that the Progressives are doing the work of the guy you say you worship.

Now that is top class . . .

I had to chime in and I’m sure others here will as well:

Neocon1 you once again give me a look inside the head of a conservative. This isn’t about politics to you guys anymore. Religion or your moral beliefs isn’t really the important [see Nancy Reagan’s infidelity and Ronald Reagan’s affair with an 18 year old coed for more] factor. This is about the control of society and those things are only tools to be used to live as you wish while keeping others from what you have. The conservative way is nothing more than an orgy of “do as I say not as I do.” it is a lie wrapped in lovely Jim and Tammy sets, Jerry Falwell brimstone sermons, Catholic Mass incense and a pretense of love and affection for Israel and the Jewish people until you don’t need them after the Rapture. And even that’s a front to keep the poor white trash sending TBN preachers their hard earned gelt to make sure they get to hold the whip hand after Death.

Sad and shitty to wish rape on a woman who I, personally, saw weep and light a candle for your grandchild when you were going through troubling times. And no Sarah doesn’t need your apology America just needs to be rid of the archaic people like you who think they are self made, morally pure and chosen over all others because they are straight white and male. Let me give you a news flash Neocon1 the Creator of the Universe loves all of us–equally. Now how does that fit into your worldview?

In Hindsight

Of course Neocon1 will say for the 863,191st time that we are Christian haters, anti-white bigots and communist faggot sympathizers. Well, actually no we aren’t any of those derisive things. We would appreciate it if as the linked post states conservatives would actually act more like Christians. Real Christians not the dime store made in the Confederacy version that gave you Birthers, TEA Partiers and the Palin 2016 crowd. For fuck;s sake people have an original thought in your heads that you didn’t hear from Rush, Hannity or read at the Drudge Report. Stop being more concerned about the abortion of a woman you don’t know and help your fucking next door neighbor who’s struggling. Stop being so concerned about two people you don’t know of the same sex getting married and help by strengthening your own marriage. Cease being bigots about immigration and embrace just how wonderful the diversity in America truly is. Quit wishing it would all just go to shit in a class and ideological civil war just because you are in the last twenty years of your life and you are jealous that there will be more history after you are gone. I beg of you conservative Americans stop being moralizing vessels for hate and start being HUMAN BEINGS. Your very Soul depends on your actions.

Pax Terra!

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27 Ashtaq 3 AS

WHO IS THE TOPLESS WOMAN WHO TRASHED A MCDONALD’S IN ST PETERSBURG FLORIDA?

And that is the million dollar question I’m asking. The Laal Hethri agent I called hung up one me when I asked for help, but I’m sure someone who knows the lady in the video below can answer some of my burning questions.

The video.

First question: Is this really happening or is it staged? The St Petersburg, Florida PD have no such incident in their files or any complaints from a McDonald’s franchisee causing me to wonder if this is bullshit or not.

Second question: If this is a real incident what the fuck was woman doing for the four hours prior to entering the restaurant wearing only a black thong? My guess, she had been watching Fox News.

In Hindsight
Anyway, I’d like to interview this individual to find out what you really have to do to be in this state in a public place.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
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169 1 Leviathan 3 AS

BREAD & CIRCUSES: NO MATTER HOW BAD YOUR HOLIDAYS WERE THEY WERE BETTER THAN THE ONES LARRY KENTON AND DANIEL MEADE HAD

The Holiday Shopping Season can be really tough on the Living. There’s lots of pressure to get just the right gift. Present have to be wrapped. Food and sweet treats to prepare. And then there’s family to deal with that you might have dodged at Thanksgiving but surely will have come around in the last few days. If you are reading this and not cleaning blood stains out of your carpets or wearing an orange jumpsuit then you’ve done better than the two men who grace Bread & Circuses this morning.

On 23 December 2013, two days before the big day Kiana Rae O’Neil the 14 year old stepdaughter of Daniel Meade 29, was sneaking back into their home in Colorado Springs, Colorado when Meade shot the child thinking she was a burglar. No charges have been filed against Meade at this time as Colorado has a “Make My Day” law that allows a person in their home to shoot anyone intruding that makes them feel their life is threatened. These laws to protect people Like the Meades from “the Other” are quite often turning on them in deadly and tragic ways. The Laal Hethri reports Kiana was out with her boyfriend and fell asleep explaining why she was out so late would have lead to “drama” so she attempted to sneak back in through the basement.

On 16 December 2013 Larry Kenton, of Daytona Beach, Florida went to the home of his ex wife and went on a liquor fueled bigoted tirade that ended with him bashing the head of his daughter’s boyfriend with a brick after hurling racial slurs and calling his daughter a “nigger lover.” Kenton then proceeded to “escape” on his ex wife’s bicycle. of course he was caught after falling off the two wheeler several times in a two block space. Before he attempted his getaway, however, Kenton took the time to hurl more slurs at black children in the area and hitting two with thrown bricks. Kenton will not be charged with a hate crime but he does face DUI, assault, child abuse and other felonies associated with his license and registration being revoked and expired.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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LIMBAUGH FOR PRESIDENT?

We, Ourselves, of The Collective have noticed there has been a considerable argument brewing among conservatives regarding whether or not talk radio hosts such as Rush Limbaugh should be chosen to moderate GOP Presidential candidate debates in 2016. This strikes Us as an interesting topic of debate on many levels. On one side of the issue Limbaugh would draw a considerable audience among conservatives who would want to see how he handles the candidates and what questions he would ask of them. Limbaugh is not the mainstream sort of moderator and would add We, are sure, his own particular brand of spice to the generally moribund debate schedule. On the other side of the debate the one that mainstream GOP elites, like Grover Norquist, reside this is a major problem– Rush would become the star of the debates casting shadows on the likes of Jeb Bush, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz and Chris Christie.

We would like to offer a solution to the far right conservatives who find Christie too liberal and are weary of the name Bush. Why not support Limbaugh to run for President? The Meditators have the opinion that Limbaugh could win the GOP nomination quite easily and quite possibly could get out enough of the GOP base as to bring the Senate back into GOP control. The problem with a candidacy by Rush is that the Left especially the far Left would react equally to him as the far Right will. No amount of voter suppression in GOP controlled states would keep blacks and Latinos, the GLBTQ community and the Progressive Youth vote from flocking to the polls in 2016 to cast their ballots against Rush Limbaugh.

A Limbaugh third party candidacy We have estimated could raise as much as 750 million during the campaign with much of that being funded by powerful corporate TEA Party advocates with deep pockets such as the Koch brothers. This type of run would effectively divide the GOP forever and end the party as a national going concern. After 2016 the GOP would be lucky to keep control of the House in 2018 and would lose the 2020 election with Texas turning blue for the first time in many decades.

In the final analysis We, Ourselves, see the use of Limbaugh as a moderator for debates as far more of a destructive force in conservative politics on the professional scale. A Rush for President push will likely happen next year but it will fizzle out as the GOP establishment crushes any notion of having an entertainer whose job it is to occupy the minds of those already in the echo chamber on Monday through Friday stand on the stage with the party’s heavy hitters. For both of these tasks Limbaugh simply has too little appeal outside his own base and too much baggage to be anything more than a political novelty.

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FLORIDA GOP TEA PARTY RISING STAR MIKE HORNER RESIGNS AMIDST GAY PROSTITUTION SCANDAL

Now I’m not against prostitution; personally I think it should be legal and well regulated and taxed at a corporate rate. Also, I’m not against homosexuality as all Human Beings deserve civil rights. What I am against is the hypocrisy of the Theocratic Conservative Far Right in America with every fiber of my Soul. Time and again I have explained to the readers of this blog that American conservative politicians live dual lives; one in public for the Sheople and one in private for their own pleasures. The Sheople need to be led by the strict adherence to religious beliefs. The Sheople need to be comforted in their minds by their Masters from the changes that have taken place in America over the last century that have eroded the power the Masters once derived through the brute force of racial bigotry and misogyny.

Once again a member of that ruling elite has allowed his private pleasures to become public causing him to be cast out of the right wing country club. Mike Horner, of Kissimmee, Florida, a married Chrsitian man and father of one, has resigned in the midst of his state house campaign in Florida’s 42nd district due to him being linked to a prostitution ring run allegedly out of the home of one Mark D Risner. Horner was expected to win his race handily but today the “Go Horner” website has been taken down.

Now this man was the perfect GOP candidate. He’s white, young, a Baptist, married, served in the Florida National Guard for four years and was an NRA life member. Horner voted in 2010 in favor of mandatory ultrasounds for women seeking an abortion. [This bill was vetoed by former Florida Governor Charlie Crist.–G.R.M., Copy Ed.] In 2011, Horner voted in favor of four anti-choice bills that would not allow health insurance to cover abortions as well as denying public funds to be used for abortion services. Horner also voted in favor of a bill that would allow prayer in schools in March 2012 which was signed into law by Governor Rick Scott in the same month.

The Florida GOP has five days to find a replacement to run in Rep. Horner’s place or the Democratic challenger Eileen Game would run unconstested.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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33 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

BREAD & CIRCUSES: ALLISON NIEMEYER AND LAURA NIEMEYER

First a quote which I have taken to heart, “Everything is political.” That was said to me last night at dinner by none other than Saul Alinsky. And now here’s another for the two women this post is about, “I am sure your parents are very proud of you.”

I often talk with Fred Schwartz about the state that produces the craziest criminals and he’s still convinced that it’s Colorado and given recent events I can’t argue too strongly against his choice. For me I think Florida takes the crazy state trophy hands down followed closely by Arizona. but enough inside baseball let’s get to a story that absolutely has me riveted to find out how all the “black crime” bigots will spin this into something it is not.

In Ocala, Florida Allison Niemeyer, 19 and her sister Laura Niemeyer, 22, attempted to steal $57.12 worth of clothing items from a WalMart and were stopped outside by the store loss prevention manager as Allison pushed a stroller with her 1-year-old son toward the parking lot. When asked about the stolen items both women fled leaving the child behind. That’s right readers, Allison Niemeyer left her 1 year old boy behind, she abandoned him to avoid arrest.

The loss prevention manager shouted according to press reports, “Are you going to come get your child?” Allison Niemeyer’s response was, “It’s not my child. It’s not my child!” as she ran from the store. Now might be a good time to get a cup of coffee and a bagel or a doughnut because this is going to take awhile.

Allison Niemeyer was serving 10 years probation for participating in a home invasion in Ocotber of 2010 where a 61-year-old Ocala man was pistol whipped. Niemeyer was pregnant with the son she abandoned during the commission of that crime. She was charged in that case with felony home invasion with a firearm, felony hit and run and operating a vehicle without a license. This seems to be Allsion Niemeyer’s first foray into the criminal justice system as an adult at least. But what comes next reveals where she got the taste for a life of crime.

Laura Niemeyer was arrested on 12 March 2008 and charged with uttering a forged instrument of payment and grand theft of items of greater than $300 in value but less than $5,000 in value. On 23 July 2008 Laura found herself posing for a mug shot again, this time for violating her probation. The next arrest was for shoplifting on 30 January 2009 and then Laura Niemeyer was arrested for driving on a suspended license and giveing a law enforcement office a fake driver’s license. She was busted for this same charge on 17 August 2010 and for shoplifting on 14 April 2012. Four days before the WalMart child abandonment incident with Allison, Laura was arrested for shoplifitng.

I’m sure you think that’s all I have, right? Wrong. The Facebook pages of both of these losers are wide open, like their legs seem to be, for all the world to see. On Allison’s page she waxes poetic about how much she loves her boy, you know the one she left out in the heat when she was robbing the WalMart, “Im a proud mommy my son means the world to me . I have two beautiful sisters and couldnt live without them. I go to CF and my major is Buisness. If ya wanna no anything else just message me…”

Then there’s this on 28 June 2012, “Okay so far no violation.. geezzeee that scared the fuk outta me….other then that everything is good im still doin me… at Laura Blanks chillin bout ta roll one up.. 🙂 HMU…..” I’m going to make an assumption here that Allison is talking about marijuana and not flavored loose tobacco. Dumb girl, real dumb.

There quite a thread at Laura’s Facebook page about her total lack of parenting skills. Oh, didn’t I mention that Laura Niemeyer has a girl named Laila. Here’s a reply to a white trash drama post from Samantha Johnson, “‎&&Let Me Put out there..We have been Getting Laila since was a week old,Because you werent ready for her,& the responsibilty that had been dropped into your lives, Niether of you know what your doing at all, & you can act like you do all you want but, im sorry to tell you you dont, LAILA has no idea who you two are, you have no bond with her, & all your doing is screwing up left and right, & hurting people who have done nothing but help you by taking in your kids so u could prepare for what was about to punch you in the face, && Laura how could you JUST HAND SOMETHING you grew inside you for 9 months Up so easily??That shows right there you were NOT ready, & all you did the whole time you were pregnant with her was drugs & party, didnt take care of your self in and out of jail BOTHof you…& ive kept my mouth shut for almost two yrs & i cant do it anymore…your about to mess laila’s head up by taking her from the only family she has had her whole life niether of you have been there enough to have a relationship to her..You know what this kind of reminds me of??BILL, you Gave up ran away from something you both had a part in creating, & you both are very unfitt, & dont deserve the chances you have been given and SCREWED up,& yet we have sat back & kept our mouths shut to keep the peace,Only because you were Only Supposed to have NINE months to get her,& if u messed up then we were adopting her,…But No they gave you more time..& you have not been there AT ALL, Like you should have been your NOT Momma Nor Daddy to her,my Parents are!! & you dont realize, When you are around she doesnt act like the laila she is when your gone,Were You there when she had to be stayed up with at night because all she did was scream,.From Withdrawing from the drugs in her system??NO you werent me and my parents were,How can you even SAY YOU LOVE HER??U havent been in her life..& im not worried about this messing with lilee Because shes still a baby,& has no idea whats going on but laila does,…You can say you have experience with kids,When you dont,Jeremy i have more experience with babies&kids then you do BELIEVE me on that, you may be older,..but if u had experience like you say you do then you would have had a heart when laila was around & you wouldnt have given her up easily,SAME with lilee! i know one thing NO one is taking my baby from me,All i know is that you two dont deserve to have a chance with these babies,They need Reall parents,A family that can give them the love they need, like we’ve given laila,&you two cant even handle them for more then an hour if they get fussy,YOUR READY to walk out the door “i cant take this” is exactly what i see on your faces, && you can say all u want that its not true but guess what it is very true…i hate that people can have kids and give them up & not care & have as many as they want and the process continue but Women & men that cant have kids,Want kids& your spitting em’ out like its nothing,like hey heres another one you can place with them andd let us screw up & we know we’ll get chance after chance to get them,THATS the Big PROBLEM,You ALL think everything is that easy its really not,They have given you TOOOOO many chances to get Laila & now you think hey we can do this and that and not be around to form a bond with our kids,& they will still give us time! I hope you realize it’s not easy,&What does Laila Call my dad???DADO,what does she call u ??Umm From what i recall NOTHING,You havent been around..& Laura what does she call you??? NOTHING,..Mymom is now momma or meme to her, really if you love them like you say,you would have been over here everyday that you werent busy spending every second with them,NO u were to busy doing what you wanted because in your minds,its easy, & you dont gotta be around to form some kind of relationship… && everything isnt going to be handed to you on a platter, YOU ALL NEED TO REALIZE THIS REAL QUICK,We have done nothing but help do everything we could to help you.& really im tired of seeing your faces & yall being sooo FAKE! i see righhhtt through you,i may be 17 but know this im not an idiot, i can see u dont love these babies like you try to make out,Laila is myworld has been since we got her, i love her with everything i have !! & for you to be able to screw up & STILL have the chance to get her Is Breaking my heart… my advice to you is to STOP having kids, Because you Arent Fit to have them.. if you were you’d have both of yours.
They need PARENTS,Not people who easily give them up.”

This leads to Laura’s classy reply: “ur pregnant at sixteen fuckn every lil boy in the neighborhood and ur baby daddy dont want nothing to do with u so i wouldnt talk shit samantha at least i got someone that loves me!!!!! bitch!!!! lmao 🙂 maybe if ur daddy gave u the time of day u wouldnt be a whore!!!!!” Pot, meet, kettle?

As if all of this isn’t enough the third Niemeyer sister, Deborah, 25. also has a criminal history of shoplifitng and drug charges. Allison and Laura were arrested at a club more than a day and a half after leaving the child at the WalMart. Cops got a tip, from a Facebook “friend” maybe? and proceeded to the Ocala Entertainment Complex where they danced at a county dance club called Urban Cowboy until they were arrested shortly before midnight 22 July 2012.

The child is safe and in the custody of the Florida Department of Children and Families.

Di lojti strixiûç!

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77 Shatter 2 AS

NEOCON1 NOW REALIZES WHAT I’VE ALWAYS SAID THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN

Now that I can breathe I have to weigh in on the incredibly brilliant star turn of investigative journalism posted by my good friend Fred Schwartz this morning. Neocon1 the bigoted bully of Blogs4Victory who has tormented liberal commenters with his smarmy homophobia, his bigotry against African-Americans and his gutless attacks on President Obama has now been exposed as someone who wanted a woman to piss on him. Holy smoke! Today for me, a lesbian mother who is married to the woman she loves is proof that karma is an all powerful thing and can even reach into the depths of Hell.

The above is a gift for Neocon1 and I hope it gives you solace over the next few days as we pound you here whipping that dead horse as we are want to do. To me this is very personal and I know that in this business you must never take things personally. Neocon1 has mocked my sexuality, my accomplishments, my friends and my colleagues over the past six years; now motherfucker, we’re even. I do have a question for the old boy though. Why not just ask your wife to piss on you?

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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47 Shatter 2 AS

A CHAMPAGNE SHOWER FOR BLOGS4VICTORY’S NEOCON1!

We, Ourselves, of The Collective think this double barreled champagne salute compliments of Flower Tucci is fitting for a fallen bigot.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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PHYSICIAN HEAL THYSELF: CONSERVATIVE BULLDOG COMMENTER NEOCON1 HAS A HYPOCRISY PROBLEM

There’s one really great thing about having a bunch of good lawyers in a newsroom; they can tell you what to print and what not to print when you’ve got a story that seems too good to be true. Counselors here in Hell’s capital Dis can give you great advice and direction regarding what is “alleged” and what is known such that you don’t engage in the dirtiest word in the lexicon of any Internet or print journalist– libel. I get the urge to reach in my desk and take out the bottle of Reyka vodka I keep for emergencies just from writing that word.

Neocon1 is a handle that you’ve heard me talk about in the past as he’s been an arch nemesis at Blogs4Victory, formerly Blogs4Bush, over the past nearly seven Terran standard years. Neocon1 is a harsh man who was a Democrat back in the 1960s when he was a young Marine fighting for his country in a useless war in Southeast Asia. Today he is a 60something firebrand of white Catholic conservative anger at all things he sees as Liberal or progressive. This conservative comment poster sees all black Americans as either welfare recipients of members of the New Black Panther Party. Homosexuals to him are all pedophiles. Lesbians by his manner of thinking just haven’t been fucked hard enough by the right man; they are hysterical and confused. All homosexuality, or anything he thinks is deviant sexually, based on his Catholic faith, is a moral stain that cannot be removed.

Neocon1’s Greatest hits:
neocon1
March 19, 2012 at 1:48 pm #
Spook

the truth never bodes well for liars, cheats, looters, racisit, marxists.
Uboma is all the above.

neocon1
March 23, 2012 at 9:56 am #
GMB

. You can be an open homosexual in the service

we have them in the….

white house
DOJ
freddi
congress
senate

people with sexual pathologies, and reprobate minds making our laws and we wonder why things are this way?

I say all of this because I was called into Cavalor’s office this morning and he had Blogs4Vicotry on a large projection monitor on the far wall next to his massive diploma from the Universitje di Dis Law School. I forgot to ask him finally if it really was written in blood when I saw this post left by an individual who called himself “billj1998@aol.com:”

billj1998@aol.com
June 21, 2012 at 5:51 am #
he wont be ousted he will lose the election. If he refuses to leave he WILL be ousted.

marxism 101

1. flood the country with illegal peasants…..check
2. give them everything for NOTHING……….check
3. dumb down the education system…………check
4. put large demographics in the large citys on welfare and OPM…..check
5. have 47% of the population pay NO federal taxes…….check
6. tell them they are poor because of rich white pubbies…..check.
7. push atheism and homosexuality on to the populace…..check
8. abort whole generations…..check
9. elect some fraud know nothing never was empty suit on platitudes…..check
10. reap the consequences……check

Now Cav hadn’t had enough metjuizy this morning and when he went to click on the reply button to refute this nonsense he saw a link that rose out from behind the email address, “http://neocon1/” and this made The Boss quite curious so our demon journalist editor-in-chief did what comes natural and he Googled the email address. When he saw the results, as you can in this link he called me into the office and we had the moment I’ve just described.

That was over 2 hours ago. Since then I’ve met With Diane Valencen, the Consiglieri, The Boss again and finally a roomful of lawyers from Pinchon-Davies who cautioned me about the method to my madness of bringing this holy grail of hypocrisy to your eyes. Now I have to preface this with a few details about myself. I am a Liberal. I think Barack Obama is a great man and would be a better president than Mitt Romney but being in Hell I don’t have a bet in that horse race. I am married to a lovely blonde woman Terri Schwartz, the general manager of the best restaurant in Hell, Vulca, and to Valeri Dubov a pre-op male to female transsexual who writes the arts and culture posts when she’s not hanging out with the fashionistas on Rham. I am by every definition on Terra a polygamist and I love it. I am bisexual and I am an assman. I don’t think people should be judged on their race, sexuality, age, religon or physical handicap. I think people should be judged by what they say and what they do to back it up. Now on to Neocon1 . . .

Over the years since Barack Obama was elected the 44th president of the United States Neocon1 has become more and more bigoted against the LGBTQ community and especially black Americans. To him no foreigner, no black and no gay lesbian or transsexual can formulate an opinion about matters in the United States because they are violent criminals, moochers or deviants. Well I guess since Neocon1 is a married man from Tampa, Florida who would never engage in any deviant sexual activity he is the one of the few who is without sin. Ia m sure that what he allegedly [there’s the magic word!] posted to a forum on the watersports and diaper site “Wet Set” on 20 December 1998 was just a moment of weakness, right?:

Posted by willy on December 20, 1998 at 10:25

im a wm in tampa fla medium build h/w proportionate discrete 40 something looking for female to pee for/on me new to this.

Email: billj1998@aol.com

Now I need to cover some of the boring inside baseball of how the journalistic process works. My first question to Cavalor was, “Do you think this is just someone spoofing Neocon1 to get back at him for comments posted on B4B?” The Boss point to the date and said, “This was many Terran years before B4V existed. William Jefferson Clinton was in power at the time.” My next duty journalistic integrity was to search out other sites with email address and try to glean whether this was the same guy. Neocon1 had said many times since 2005 that he was from Buffalo and relocated to Tampa. He also trumpets his service in the Marines during the Vietnam War. This nugget of information was what led me to the Vietnam Veteran’s Memorial Fund:

From a friend of long ago

Posted for: PETER JOSEPH GERSPACH III:

As young boys 10-12 we played “army” at your house. Your dad was a ww2 vet and had many souvinors. We both wanted to be involved in the armed forces. Me the USMC you army. We lost track of each other, but were BOTH in nam in 1967.God bless you as i know you had to be a Kick ASS guy- thanks Pete. ! HOO WAH !

Posted by: Bill [Last Name redacted.–C.C.D.N.]
Email: billj1998@aol.com
Relationship: We grew up together
Sunday, October 9, 2005

So, circumstantially, all the dominoes are lined up. I will remove this post if Neocon1 can give me some reason to do so. If this wasn’t him in 1998 that posted seeking to have by his own words a “deviant” sexual encounter with a woman who is not his wife very similar to what Senator David Vitter of Louisiana did with the DC Madam’s prostitutes in 2006, I will retract and vehemnetly apologize. But if it this was the action of a man who has uttered some of the most bigoted filth at B4V and gotten away with it time and time again because he is so “upstanding” and “righteous” in his conservative ideology how seriously will those there and at Glenn Beck’s site The Blaze take him from this point on?

In Hindsight
I’ve noticed since writing this Neocon1 has changed his handle to that post on Cavalor’s warning. That was something The Boss wanted to do to see if the email actually matched and it does. I guess I don’t need the “allegedly” anymore but for legal purposes I’ll leave it there. I am sure his conservative bosom buddles will come to his aid and defend his backsliding from the trough of conservative eminance front purity. Neocon1 will likely come up with something similar to the Twinkie defense to explain why he would put the so sacred institution of marriage at risk. “My wife had horrible menopause.” “My wife became suddenly bipolar.” My wife . . ” Always my wife but never something as simple as “Hi my name is Bill and like to watch women peeing, wearing diapers and I like to be urinated upon.”

Pax Terra!

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