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WHAT THE OREGON TEA PARTY TERRORIST BIGOTRY BUS TELLS US ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE

Posted in 2012 US ELECTION, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CRETIN, FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL, FASCISM, FEARSPEAK, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, FREEDOM, FUNDAMENTALISTS ACTING BADLY, GLBTQ RIGHTS, GOP MELTDOWN, HOMOPHOBIA, HOT MESS, HOW HELL WORKS, HUMAN BEINGS, JUSTICE, KOCH BROTHERS, MITT ROMNEY, NEWSBUSTERS, OFFICE OF THE TORTURER GENERAL, PASTOR TERRY JONES, POLITICS, POOR WHITE TRASH, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RELIGIOUS RIGHT, TEA PARTY, TERRORISM, THE AMERICAN TALIBAN with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 20/09/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

I’ve seen some really dumb things in my job here at The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork in the past 15 years doing research and for a brief time serving as interim Editorial Page Editor. Nothing, and I do mean nothing compares to this:

Okay, put into its simplest terms anyone that would drive this thing around has some issues. There’s a lack of love in his or her life that can only be filled by fanatical religious belief. Lucky for this person they live in America where people just shake their heads or laugh rather than pulling the owner out and setting trailer on fire. That said I want to show you what love looks like as a counter point.

So conservative reader, how is your marriage suffering because these two people are in love and have committed to each other? It’s love despite what Mitt Romney says and it should be respected in marriage if they choose to commit to marriage. Ownership of the word marriage is the bunker where conservative bigotry is making its last stand against Freedom in America. Love is so clearly fundamental to everyone it seems other than fundamentalists and a few black preachers who are still scared of the gay.


In Hindsight

The Culture Wars, as I have said many times really ended in 1920 when women got the right to vote. Now no matter how many qurans Terry Jones burns, or how many rallies for the TEA Party the Koch Brothers have or how many stern letters Catholic Bishops send to the White House they have all been exposed as frauds and the people have decided that America isn’t a faux Christian nation but a secular Liberal/Progressive nation that assures even the most vile and odious right wing religous nuts have the right to freedom of speech.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
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Posted in 2012 US ELECTION, CRETIN, THE MATING HABITS OF CONSERVATIVES, THE MEDITATORS, THE WAR ON WOMEN, THEOCRACY, WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP, YOUR DAILY SIMPLIFICATION with tags , , , , on 22/08/2012 by Majordomo Pain

Chrétien20th Prime Minister of Canada was right on not supporting the Iraq War and was an ally in rooting out al Qaeda in Afghanistan. Member of the Canadian Liberal Party who is cognizant of how female anatomy works, supports a woman’s right to choose, is pro same sex marriage and pro gun control.

Cretin a Republican congressman who is terribly confused about the functions of “ladyparts” but is certain that a woman who is a victim of rape must carry the child to term, everyone should own a gun and same sex marriage is an abomination because his invisible friend in the sky told him so.

Now you have been clarified.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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