
As a demon journalist here at Hell’s most widely read newspaper over the years I have seen many great stories come and go without every making it to the front page. Years ago the phrase, “if it bleeds it leads” was the only standard. Twenty years ago when I became the sixth editor-in-chief that all changed. I was the first manager of a newspaper in Hell to reach out to the Living. Since that first foray nearly seven Terran years ago the Sheol Deceiver has made a tentative effort to bring its conservative spin on the Afterlife to the Living.
I will be the first to admit that this has been a difficult struggle to find a hoof hold on the Internet. We did things poorly sometimes and when we did fail it was my responsibility to make good on the promise that journalism would come before rating. As the manager of this newspaper I can say that we have had to retract a statement only five times in seven years. The stories we did well made up for our venture not reaching the numbers of eyes as the Drudge Report. We did our good based on a simple ideal, “Justice does not mean we pile on; compassion does not mean we turn away from the Truth.”
And this brings me to one of those stories that was not covered by the Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork back when it was breaking in Arizona this past Terran winter. What we as journalists often forget is that people when they are accused of a crime have to live with the consequences of their actions. Sarah Dae Walker and her husband Shane Walker were accused and arrested by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department MCSO of arranging to meet a man with a large dog so Ms Walker could have sex with the animal. Sarah Dae Walker went from being a popular person with a career, a family and a private life to having her entire world inverted. This happened not by choice, but because of the actions of the MCSO who immediately published the arrest with the charges on their website. The local media in Arizona quickly made it one of their most reported stories much to the delight of Sheriff Joe Arapio
March 8, 2012For those of you who have happened upon this blog, here is a statement I posted on our family blog (http://planetwalker.tripod.com) This will help explain the beginnings of this blog.
“This used to be our family blog. We are currently experiencing more pain than we ever thought imaginable. In a few short days, we lost our reputations, our jobs, our friends, and the respect of our loved ones. We will be forced to move from our home and uproot our family from the life we knew.
Immediately following our arrest, we were railroaded into the media spotlight, where the story would boost ratings and stir controversy. This would also serve as an example of where our tax dollars are being spent by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department. All things aside, we were amazed by the fact that over 20 fully armed officers were waiting on the scene of the arrest, while many cases of murder, rape, and child abuse go on unresolved. Regarding the alligations, would like to state that we were completely unaware of the Craigslist ad placed by Mr. Auker, and had no contact with anyone on craigslist, or any contact with the undercover officers. Conversely, we were blamed in the media for doing so and our lives have forever changed. We have never participated in bestiality, and never will. That being said, we do not wish to endure a grueling public trial for a crime that historically yields a misdemeanor. We have already been tried by the media and wish to move on.
Since our arrest several weeks ago on Feburary 28th, we have been humiliated, degraded, and threatened by posts on the Internet. We struggle to live with what we feel is a living nightmare. Our quiet life as a couple with three young children has been forever changed. One thing remains the same. We believe we are good people, and seek to salvage what is left to keep our family together. We have learned not to judge others, and will never participate in online harassment. We have truly felt its devastating effects. —SarahDaeWalker.com
I took note of the arrest just yesterday after another man in Maricopa County was charged with arranging to meet an animal for sex via the Internet. The Walker story led me to the site that Ms Walker created not to explain her actions but to shine light on just how much pain and suffering she and her family had endured. Imagine, if you will, that a single action taking by you which you thought would be private, even if it was criminal or embarrassing, would be made blindingly public via the MSM coming across it on a law enforcement web site.
I would be a hypocrite if I did not state that we here post many stories about people who sexually abuse children, steal from their bosses and commit murders most foul. The Walkers did none of these things. They are the victims in this case. They suffered the horror of having their lives exposed in the MSM for all to see and for all to comment upon. There was no suicide her, no great sin against their Souls or against the Soul of another. They were railroaded as Ms Walker so eloquently states because Sheriff Joe Arpaio wants more ratings “bling bling” that would attract attention to his “Posse” that seeks to have the sitting American President removed from office because of a conspiracy theory regarding his birth certificate.
As if this were not enough, because of Sheriff Arpaio’s witch hunt against Craigslist and his continuing close to the bone imitation of a modern day Bull Connor as a bigot with a badge, it is my professional opinion as a demon journalist and a member of the Hellac Bar that Sheriff Joe Arpaio is fully responsible for the attack upon Ms Walker by a person who saw and became obsessed by the media coverage of her story. Sarah Dae Walker, after losing her job, her home and her children for a short time, after having her life fully turned upside down was brutally raped by Lee Lubonne, a sex predator who pretended to be a client at a time when hard currency was very scarce for the Walker family. Sarah Walker did not curl up in a corner and die; she came out as an advocate for the victims of this awful man.
Justice is very simple here in Hell. It is swift in Hell as well. I do not cast my judgment toward ms Walker, but to her so-call “Christian” detractors who know nothing of the Human Spirit. How many of them could pick themselves up after such travails? How many of them could come out of near collapse of mind to find the energy to go on? I say none.

Here in Hell by the millions the bigots who wish to judge on Terra stand crying before a magis at Entry Court on Serratoth Island when they realize what they feel are petty slights against another compound and weigh heavily upon their Souls. This is such a case. To them I say put your need to salve the wounds of your failure with the poison of hate and look at the woman above these words. If you can find a purity in your heart that you are without sin I would gladly provide you with stones to dash upon her head. If you cannot I would beseech all of you to fall upon your knees and beg the Fates that control the destiny of your Souls to forgive you and equally I would pray you would pour out your apology to Sarah Dae Walker and her family that you not find yourself suffering far worse in the Afterlife.
To Sarah Dae Walker I must say in many years when your life is complete you will be welcome in my home as a friend and someone who understands fully how weak a person can be and just how strong a true Human Being is. That spirit is what allows me to be safe in the knowledge that time heals all wounds. Ms Walker you do not need my forgiveness you deserve my highest praise and a knowledge that there are countless Souls like me both here in Hell and on your cool verdant world who support and admire you.
Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!
Cavalor Epþiþ, Esquire, O.B.R.E., O.D.A.J.[1er], O.Q.H.[Journ.], D.S.V.J., J.F.
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