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THE FIRST GAFFE OF THE GOP 2016 CAMPAIGN SEASON: DR BEN CARSON “PEOPLE GO INTO JAIL STRAIGHT AND COME OUT GAY.”

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS, COMEDY, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE DESPERATION, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HEADS EXPLODING, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, CULTURE WARS, DOCTOR BEN CARSON, FEARSPEAK, GAFFES FROM THE RIGHT, THE IGNORANT TENTH on 05/03/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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We, Ourselves, of the Collective have no words to express how patently ignorant a statement this is. To his credit Doctor Carson, a retired neurosurgeon, has backpedaled quickly on his statement. Dr. ben carson is likely the most highly educated member of the GOP field, however, he has no political experience. That makes his foray into the exploratory committee zone of a presidential run nothing more than a publicity stunt.

We, Ourselves are certain this is the first flurry in a blizzard of Culture War gaffes to come over the next 19 months.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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