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THE MIDDAY EDITION; 76 HIGH LUX NEGRO 3 AS

Posted in MIDDAY REPORT, THE MEDITATORS on 25/03/2016 by Majordomo Pain

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The main news of Terra follows the ellipses . .

The world of football mourns the passing of Johan Cruyff.

Former Democratic Party Vice presidential candidate Joseph Lieberman and Former Utah Governor Jon Huntsman author editorial on the unacceptability of the GOP stonewalling of President Obama’s nomination of Merrick Garland for the SCOTUS position left open after the passing of Justice Antonin Scalia.

Belgian anti-terror raids “ongoing.” Two explosions have been heard in Schaerbeek today.

United States Special Forces have killed apostate Daesh second in command Muhammad Mustafa al-Qaduli in Syria.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Nuc. Phys.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Journ.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
76 High Lux Negro 3 AS

MIDDAY EDITION: BOKO HARAM MOVES INTO CHAD; DOW SURGES OVER 18000

Posted in MIDDAY REPORT with tags on 13/02/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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The terrestrial media is reporting today that Boko Haram militants have moved into the west African state of Chad from their bases in northeastern Nigeria. The fighters descended on the village of Ngouboua some thirty kilometers from the Nigerian border across Lake Chad killing as many as a dozen and setting many of the homes in the village ablaze. The attack was repelled by Chadian Army who reported losing one soldier in the clash.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average at this hour is in near record territory at 18001.44. The NASDAQ is currently at 4876.04 and the S&P is near a closing record 2091.70.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Journ.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
125 Melnar 3 AS

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