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WHO TRULY PROFITS FROM AMERICA’S ILLS?

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“Penn State shouldn’t have been given athletic sanctions by the NCAA for looking the other way during Jerry Sandusky’s repeated rape and abuse of young boys. If America were truly exceptional, the military should have been brought in and the entire county which worshipped at the altar of Joe Paterno would have been razed to the ground by all those leftover bunker busting bombs Bush bought for the Iraq war.”– Governor General Srindra Singh or Gilbesht in a debate about American exceptionalism with Sheol conservative MP Yancey Harrell on “Overdark” with Maarit Outi Pekkonen last night.

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The idea of American exceptionalism is not a new meme. The thought that the people who now live on this land, once occupied by the Human Beings; taken by violence in the name of profit, are more prosperous, more intelligent, cut from a more moral cloth and closer to the favor of their chosen Creator than any other has been clearly a concept of Faith for those who now call themselves “Conservatives” for the better part of the last one hundred twenty five Terran standard years. We, Ourselves, of the Collective and The Meditators have a problem with any such notion based simply on the statement expressed in the stripes of the flag above. One must begin to ask the questions of common men, the hoi polloi, and the oligarchs who now own your government and rule your media, “Who profits from this disaster?” and “What will be the spark that causes someone to give up their comfort in a revolution from which they may not reap a similar status to those they are fighting against?”

These are serious matters, not to be taken lightly as they were at Blogs4Victory just this past week. The conservatives there simply wanted to throw red meat at downtrodden aging white men who see their fathers have lost their birthright of unchecked bigotry in the last few decades and left them nothing more than the onanism of “being white is better than being black or brown” along with their Bibles to cling to in these desperate times. And, yes, We, Ourselves admit these are desperate times– for Conservatives. Not only is their ideology, their worldview dying, they are dying. For the moment there are a few million ardent young whites out there who shout just as loudly as the over 50 crowd about the “many ills of President Obama” but let Us be honest with Ourselves, these young men and women in their twenties aren’t in this politics game to bring back the Reagan years, roll back women’s reproductive rights or to solve America’s debt issues. They are seeking a pool of like minded people who given enough familiarity will allow them to get laid; something they wouldn’t do in a similar setting surrounded by more attractive more intelligent Progressives.

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So who does profit from all of America’s ills? There are many who do profit some of these groups will shock you others are well known. All must give up something or the Union will be lost to time and to history.

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Income inequality is clearly profited from by those who really run the country the oligarchs. Not just corporate CEOs but hedge fund managers, the boards of large law firms who write the laws and then pimp them to Congress and of course the religious oligarchs who are desperately trying to remain relevant in an age where technology is nearing its ability to make deities out of Men. And in the end this is nothing more than a clearly visceral reaction to the short duration of the human lifespan manifest in the form of greed for all things material.

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Poverty has been used as a tool to keep the masses at bay since Time Immemorial. Poverty is profited from by the Church, the oligarchs and their corporate media. Poverty as an extension of bigotry feeds the furnace that drives the powerful to remain powerful. They do not care that a child is one day celebrating the reelection of America’s first Man of Color to the highest elected office and the next day a victim of gun violence. They do not care that children go hungry in the wealthiest nation on Terra as long as they are safe behind their gates and in their dens of luxury. Poverty is a prison sentence handed down by generations of greed and fear in the name of tribal purity.

An examination of these two ills shows how all the others are interconnected. It is time to drain their trough or America will be the soil where the seeds of failure of an entire species will be sown.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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OUR AMERICAN COUSIN

Posted in 2012 US ELECTION, BIG LABOR, BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, BLOGS 4 VICTORY, CAVALOR EPTHITH EDITORIALS, CLINT EASTWOOD, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, DEATH PANELS, ERICK ERICKSON, FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL, FASCISM, FAST & FURIOUS, FEARSPEAK, FETAL PERSONHOOD, FREEDOM, GLBTQ RIGHTS, GLENN BECK, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, HILLARY CLINTON, HOMOPHOBIA, HOW HELL WORKS, JENNIFER GRANHOLM, JOURNALISM, JUSTICE, MARK EDWARD NOONAN, NAACP, NEOCON1, NEWSBUSTERS, NEWT GINGRICH, OFFICE OF THE TORTURER GENERAL, POLITICS, POOR WHITE TRASH, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, RELIGIOUS RIGHT, ROCK THE SLUT VOTE, RUSH LIMBAUGH, SARAH PALIN, TEA PARTY, TEA PARTY VIOLENCE, TECTONIC SHIFTS, THE GOP GENDER GAP, THE GREATER FOOL, THE HELLAC BILL OF RIGHTS, THE IGNORANT TENTH, THE MATING HABITS OF CONSERVATIVES, THE WAR ON WOMEN, THEOCRACY, TODD AKIN, UNREST IN AMERICA, VOTER SUPPRESSION, WELFARE REFORM, WELFARE REFORM LIES FROM THE RIGHT, WHITE PRIVILEGE, WORLD NET DAILY, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE with tags , , on 01/12/2012 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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As you likely have noticed, the Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork has taken a well deserved break from terrestrial matters over the past few weeks. This respite will continue for a brief period as we shift from American political and social matters, which I as Editor-in-Chief feel are decided at least for the near term, to focus on the larger and more pressing matters that affect all of Terra’s population. The new and more global vision of Hell’s leading daily newspaper will debut on the day many feel the Mayans predicted your planet would cease to exist, 21 December 2012.

Until then our writers will post opinion pieces from time to time about the subjects of their choice. I begin this soft period of transition with a return to American social and political matters. I read this morning at Blogs for Victory a post by Mark Edward Noonan that made me think very deeply about the future of American politics. Mr Noonan, who is keen to make predictions without taking all the myriad forces at play, stares into his conservative crystal ball yet again. This time he looks toward his latter years and even predicts the age of his death, 77 in 2041, and the cause, liberalism:

I’ll have died at the age of 77 of an easily treatable disease which I could not get care for because the National Health Service didn’t have sufficient resources to treat me before the disease went too far.

I’ll have been living from the age of 67 forward in a one-room, government-supplied retirement home which I was forced in to because given the way the economy developed I was never able to secure enough wealth to replace the home I lost in the wake of the 2008 financial crash.

My 401k had been destroyed years previously. First by a government program to start taxing it, secondly by the massive inflation which was necessary to get our annual deficit to become 15% of GDP.

While I officially retired at the age of 67 and started to collect my Social Security (worth about 50% less than it is today because during that bout of inflation the government kept insisting, in spite of rising food and fuel prices, that inflation was non-existent and thus SS payments remained constant in dollar amounts while going down in actual value), I actually quit work at the age of 60 because I found out that by a varied combination of government benefits, I could actually get more income by sitting on my duff than by working 40 hours a week. At that point, it stopped bothering me so much that a cheeseburger costs $12 because Uncle Sam was picking up the tab. Until, that is, they banned the purchase of cheeseburgers in the interests of cutting National Health Service costs.

I did get some exercise from the age of about 57 on because the government mandates on fuel efficiency priced me out of automobile ownership. This resulted in a great deal of walking on my part as the inefficient bus system provided by government didn’t get me to where I needed to be when I needed to be there. I moved out of the suburbs and in to the city center because at least there were stores closer to home: on the other hand, I had to pay higher prices for the basics because government policy was to forbid “big box” stores in the area because they provided “unfair” competition to the small shops.

I found as I entered my 50′s that food was harder to obtain – the price kept rising and there kept being less of it. Various agricultural policies were taking more farm land out of production while various taxes were making the production and consumption of things like beef out of the question. I was given Supplementary Food Insurance which allowed me to buy whole grain bread, government cheese and all the potatoes I could eat.

I got a boost to my health as I gave up cigarette smoking when the banned it outdoors, where I did most of my smoking. Also, even buying generic smokes at the Indian reservation was running me $80 a carton. On the other hand, I found out that ‘Capulco Gold Lights were an admirable substitute, though they did make things a bit hazy; on the plus side, I was permitted to fire up a joint even indoors at work!

My initial reaction to this post was that Noonan was suffering from eating to many sour grapes. However, there is something more deeper and more telling about this post than first met my eyes. The writer is clearly anguished that his worldview has been rejected, in clear electoral terms, by million of people in the United States of America. Terrans like Mr Noonan believed that the election of 2008 and the attendant social struggles that have been championed by the Democratic Party [steps toward single payer health care, tax relief for the middle class, gay rights, worker’s rights, women’s reproductive rights and pay equality] was an historical outlier driven by the desire for minorities and liberal voters to elect the first man of color to the highest office in the land. They did that and nearly immediately forces in the conservative power camp lept into the fray with hundreds of millions of dollars to give birth to the TEA Party which was able to disguise bigotry behind a hood of lowering taxes for the middle class.

Of course, it is well realized now that this was not only a waste of treasure by the Kochs and Adelsons of American conservatism but also a group delusion on the part of their lesser heeled followers. All of the lies failed in the end for the conservatives refused to admit the clearest of truths–their numbers are smaller than the numbers of the coalition built by liberals. Plainly, the right does not know how to attract blacks, gays, Latinos or women to their ranks because their policies have a negative impact on these groups and they will continue to do so as they triple down and move more to the Right.

Noonan believes he will die from the lack of health care to which he can be exposed due to ObamaCare in 2041 at the age of 77. More than likely Mr Noonan will die of stupidity and fear long before that if he continues to believe that his worldview has a national following large enough to have a majority in both houses of Congress. Noonan is angry that his beliefs have been rejected by the voting public and to be fair we likely would have seen a similar reaction from liberals had Obama lost the election. That die has been cast; the American people have spoken and Noonan and the Religious Right and the TEA Party bigots still are far more free than virtually anyone in opposition politically anywhere else on Terra.

The suffering for Mr Noonan must be horrible. His wishes of a Cold War apocalypse where his End Times beliefs would come to fruition were dashed so he joined in the worship of conservatism’s only deity–Ronald Reagan. Years later his own religion was exposed as corrupt as countless priests were found guilty of the sexual abuse of children not only abroad but in the United States. Then comes the criminal behavior of the Bush administration post 9/11 to restrict freedom strictly out of fear that corporations and the wealthy would flee and America bombarded with terror attacks. Now Noonan is staring down a recovery for which a liberal government can take credit with a man of color at the helm. These are dark times for the man who feels that America is devolving into communism when actually what is happening is America is becoming just socialist enough to assure that capitalists continue to be prosperous. As a demon journalist I wish for Mark Edward Noonan, our American cousin, two things, that he have a long life so he can witness all the prosperity to come and that he live in interesting times.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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THE DAILY DOGGEREL: CONSERVATIVE BLOGGERS ARE PRAYING FOR A CLASH BETWEEN OCCUPY DC PROTESTERS AND CPAC ATTENDEES, OR THE FEAR OF THE NEW BLACK PANTHER PARTY COULD BECOME THE GULF OF TONKIN INCIDENT THAT GIVES CREDIBILITY TO THE RIGHT USING FORCE

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It’s winter in DC so CPAC must be nearing.

Of course, we all saw this coming didn’t we? Late yesterday Conservative blogs started the meme that OccupyDC protesters were going to target Newt Gingrich and Andrew Brietbart with violence at the 2012 Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington DC. That gathering of the most prominent members of conservative political ideology would be a perfect target for violent Liberals in the minds of conservatives who want to take the gloves off once and for all. You have to keep in mind though that Conservatives can’t be seen as inspiring violence or starting mayhem so there has to be a trigger. For this sort of necessity one only has to look back at the Gulf of Tonkin incident for a historical point of reference.

There has to be an element of race, the great driving force of fear among white Conservatives, that they’ll be overrun by screaming mobs of blacks and latinos and their white liberal lickspittles to get the ball rolling. The Ulsterman Report yesterday in an article entitled, “Occupiers, New Black Panther Members and Union Thugs Prepare To Assault Conservative Conference,” fans the flames of not only partisan political division but clearly prays for black on white violence that it can point to in the future for the purpose of denouncing President Barack Obama.

What the Occupy DC protesters want is to have their voices heard over the megaphone of the 1%; the clinking of GOP bourbon filled highball glasses and practiced moans of conservative male attendees in their first passionate throes with a $300 hooker. The last thing these people want is to grant the Right the ammunition that they’ve always lusted for– that the Occupy movement is not only Liberal [read Communist, irreligious andti-Family] it is also violent to the point that it is a clear and present danger to wealthy people with white skin who cannot defend themselves in a fight.

This whole thing began with Lachlan Markay’s post at Heritage.org written as an exclusive two days before CPAC 2012 was to kick off. Markay, using information sent to him from an anonymous source within the New Black Panther Party, writes that the members joining this protest wont be satisfied with electrical disruptions and shouting “fire” in crowded halls. The New Black Panther Party wanted to “physcially assault speakers.”

I am sure that while Lachlan Markay wrote this he knew he would be Internet famous within minutes. From this one post the thought of a fight with radicval black nationalists spread through the Conservative blogosphere like fire in a grain silo. [Yes I was born in Iowa] Jim Hoft took the time to get up off his knees before the lifesized statue of Ronald Reagan George W Bush Rush Limbaugh Rick Santorum in his basement and digitally pen this at Big Government, “Obama’s #Occupy army threatened to disrupt and physically assault conservative speakers at the CPAC convention this week in Washington DC. Andrew Breitbart and Newt Gingrich are two conservatives who they will be targeting at the event.”

Chad Sinclair at CBS News betrays the dirty little secret that the MSM wants to see something just like this with his report that picks up the essence of Markay’s blog post while assuring everyone that CPAC 2012 has enough security.

All of this makes me wonder if this wasn’t really germinated from the nugget of Right wing union hatred by John Hinderaker at Power Line three days ago. In that piece Hinderaker has this to say about planned protests by the AFL-CIO:

I’m not going to make it to CPAC this year; too busy in the office. This headline, though, really makes me wish I could attend: “Big labor plans ‘Occupy CPAC.’” That’s right–union goons are going to try to interfere with the conservative gathering. The D.C. AFL-CIO sent a call out to its members:

What do Wisconsin Governor SCOTT WALKER, presidential candidates MITT ROMNEY, NEWT GINGRICH, RICK SANTORUM and House Budget Committee Chair PAUL RYAN have in common?

They all represent the greed of the wealthy 1% and they’ll all be at the 2012 Conservative Political Action Conference.

WE’VE HEARD ENOUGH FROM THE 1%!
Join the rally featuring tents, an inflatable fat cat, puppets, “candidate Walmart,” and more to
LET THE VOICES OF THE 99% BE HEARD!

Friday, February 10, at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel (2600 Woodley Rd at Connecticut Ave NW), by the Woodley Park Metro Station

Coordinated by the Metro Washington Council AFL-CIO

Disgusting. Note that the AFL-CIO is one of the few remaining groups that are not too proud to associate themselves with the Occupiers. David Freddoso reminds us what happened last time the union goons decided to disrupt a conservative event:

You may remember what the union-aided Occupiers managed to do at the D.C. conference center in November. When conservatives staged a conference there, they banged on the windows, physically harmed at least one old woman, blocked local traffic, and used children as human shields. Much of the action was caught on tape.

Watch for more of the same at CPAC.

OccupyDC.org has this to say about their plans for CPAC 2012:

On February 9th through February 11th, a who’s who of dastardly politicians will be holding the Conservative Political Action Conference at the Marriot Wardman Park Hotel at 2660 Woodley Road, NW. Similar to the Alfalfa Club dinner, this event is another gathering of bigots, media mouthpieces, corrupt politicians, and their 1 percent elite puppet masters.

CPAC will parade and attempt to perpetuate the radical right wing’s imperialist ideologies with keynote speakers, movies and banquets dedicated to pursuing its racist, sexist, patriarchal and exploitative agenda.

Spectacles will include imperialist topics such as “From Fidel to Chavez: How Do We Stop the Resurgence of Socialism in Latin America?”, “Is the ‘Arab Spring’ Good or Bad for America?” and frequent bloviation on “American exceptionalism.” Openly racist discourses will be given on “The Failure of Multiculturalism: How the pursuit of diversity is weakening the American Identity” and “Islamic Law in America: How the Obama Justice Department Is Selling Us Out.” The conference will also glorify the role of money in politics in talks such as “How to Raise Money… the Easy Way,” “Citizens United Productions Hosts Blogger Briefing” and “Fundraising Secrets from the Billion $ Man.”

There will also be a discussion entitled “Taking Back Wall Street: The Tea Party vs. Occupy Wall Street,” in which they plan to hear only from Tea Partiers.

Our Mission: Occupy CPAC. Create as much non-violent resistance as possible, and make this a conference the attendees will never forget.

In the end, 99% of me wants this to be a peaceful protest that is mostly ignored by the American MSM. Then there is that evil 1% of me that wantrs the same thing the American MSM really wants, blood, violence, arrests, high ratings and an Internet on fire with rants and raves from both sides. Unlike most American journalists I am at least honest about the 1%.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sanjtu Occupy DC!

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PRESIDENT OBAMA REACTS TO NEWT GINGRICH GOP PRIMARY VICTORY IN SOUTH CAROLINA

Posted in COMEDY, NEWT GINGRICH, PRESIDENT OBAMA with tags , on 22/01/2012 by Majordomo Pain

Expect more like this if Gingrich is the GOP nominee!

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SOUTHERN REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE 2012 IS AN ATTENDANCE FAILURE

Posted in 2012 GOP PRIMARIES, 2012 US ELECTION, MITT ROMNEY, NEWT GINGRICH, POLITICS, RON PAUL on 20/01/2012 by Majordomo Pain

Aside from the well attended CNN debate last night the SRLC 2012 has been an attendance failure. The website of SRLC 2010 states that 3,000 delegates attended the conference two years ago in New Orleans, Louisiana and was hailed as a centerpiece of Republican fervor and TEA Party strength two years before a critical presidential election. Today Newt Gingrich cancelled his committment to speak at the conference when fewer than 30 people showed up at the venue in Charleston, South carolina.

Fox News is reporting that while 1,700 delegates were registered most crowds for events numbered less than 100 persons. We, Ourselves, of the Collective can chalk this up to the rift between the GOP establishment who support Mitt Romney and TEA Party conservatives/evangelicals who do not appear to have a candidate of choice. In the 2010 SRLC straw poll Mitt Romney earned 24% in a statistical tie with Ron Paul who also had 24% of the vote. Next in a tie for third were Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich tied with 18% each. Rick Santorum, the only candidate remianing who was on the ballot in 2010, who spoke before a tiny crowd on Thursday recieved 2% of the votes cast.

No word on the straw poll for this year.

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NEWT GINGRICH ATTACKS CNN’S JOHN KING AT SOUTH CAROLINA DEBATE

Posted in 2012 GOP PRIMARIES, 2012 US ELECTION, CALLISTA GINGRICH, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, GOP MELTDOWN, NEWT GINGRICH on 20/01/2012 by Majordomo Pain

We opine he protesteth too much.

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FROM THE DESK OF THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: CALLISTA GINGRICH MUST EXPLAIN WHY SHE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN

Posted in 2012 GOP PRIMARIES, 2012 US ELECTION, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, CALLISTA GINGRICH, CAVALOR EPTHITH EDITORIALS, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, DAWN PATROL, DRUDGE REPORT, FEARSPEAK, HOW HELL WORKS, JUSTICE, KOCH BROTHERS, NEWT GINGRICH, POLITICS, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, SEX, TEA PARTY, THEOCRACY with tags , , , , , , , on 20/01/2012 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

As a demon journalist, I have seen many topics of discussion grip the Human Mind over the past several centuries. Political scandal has the power to turn calm citizens into fiery partisans when they smell the blood of the opposition in the water. At no time was that more emphatically presented than when President William Jefferson Clinton was caught having oral sexual intercourse with Monica Lewinsky. Clinton survived Impeachment and his own tap dance with perjury to go on to become what many historians both here in Hell and on Terra consider among the best of the American leaders of the 20th Century. Others who did not reach the lofty heights of the Oval office in that time and since have not fared as well.

We have watched and written about the Mark Sanford’s infamous hike of the Appalachian Trail by way of Buenos Aires and John Edwards’ love child with Rielle Hunter. I watched as the political career of Eliot Spitzer a man whom I respected greatly devolved into a rotting suet of tawdry details as his penchant for escorts was revealed. John Ensign and David Vitter did nothing to help the reputation of Congress by their actions or the cover ups involving their extramarital affairs soaked in political gamesmanship. What I have learned is that men in powerful positions politically often find te lure of lust more powerful than the vows they have taken before the deity of their choice.

Today, America faces many serious problems and they will not be solved with sound bites or bloggers who simply want to fuel the religious, racial or political bigotry of their base. If ever there was a time for a moderate in American political leadership it is today. I am certain that somewhere in the United States there is a better woman or man for the job of President of the United States than Barack Obama; some that is truly outside of the corporate greed and partisan foolishness that the inner workings of Washington have come to rely upon for the last 150 odd years. Sadly, that person is not being offer to the American people by the corporate interests that are jockeying for the rewards of the new global economy to come. Once Europe heals its woes brought upon by the narrow-minded thinking of conversion to the Euro without structures within the Community to assure that debts get paid and business as usual regarding fiscal laziness are replaced with a Union wide growth foundation plan there will be a new political reckoning.

All this means is that America now, today, has a choice to make and Newt Gingrich supporters also have a choice to make after understanding the differences between what they have seen in the scandalous past and the present. Point to Clinton and the others in regard to this situation is not the solution that is needed. I can say with a measure of certainty that if Mitt Romney has ever desired another woman outside his marriage he has not acted upon it. The issue of marital fidelity is something that Conservatives take very seriously as they attempt to keep others from taking the sacred vows of marriage.

At one time in the not so distant past Americans felt that marriage between the races was improper. Most states in the US outlawed interracial marriage well into the middle of the 20th Century. Now such marriages are commonplace with no destructive effects upon the society at large. Only the bigoted pride of the few is bruised by seeing a young black man with his white wife in modern times. The same should hold true, from a purely Constitutional point of view for same-sex marriages. To deny any adults the right to marry as they choose is anathema to the ethic of Freedom and Justice that America has evolved toward since the passage of the Civil and Voting Rights Acts of the mid 1960s.

This all brings me to the conundrum facing the Republican Party and Conservatives in the United States of America in 2012. Here you have Newt Gingrich a truly brilliant mind and someone who would serve the Right well as President. Many of the dreams that the TEA Party and the milliard of Conservative pundits, bloggers and PACs would be realized in the first four years of a Gingrich presidency. But you and I both know dear reader that there would be a deal on the table regarding his potential dalliances that would make Mr Gingrich a bit of a political marionette.

His modus operandi in his personal life, like Clinton would cause him great grief in his second term. The next affair would be damning to his administration and he will find himself on the very same hot seat where Bill Clinton was twenty years before. This time Gingrich own party would be bringing the charges against him.

This is about character in the end and I as the Editor-in-Chief question not only the veracity of Marianne Ginther’s statements last night to Brian Ross but how Callista Gingrich can remain silent in all of this. It was not and is not a personal matter. The affair that Newt Gingrich had with Callista for six years while he was still married to Marianne Ginther is a known fact and is not disputed. There is nothing to prevent Mr Gingrich from falling under the spell of another woman in her late 20s to replace Callista tomorrow if he has not cast his eyes upon her already. The Former House Speaker was able to hide his affair from the public as he lambasted President Clinton for his.

As a demon journalist I make my inquiry plain. I have to ask the third wife of Newt Gingrich, if you faith in the Roman catholic Church was so strong how is it that you were able to have an affair with a married man? How is it that you can justify your selfishness in allowing the commission of the mortal sins of adultery and fornication with Newt Gingrich and now smiling before the cameras as if you are without this horrible stain? These are your own rules the rules of a religion you drove a man I see as corrupt to taking into his own Soul and you have done these things out of the cowardice and fear of your own lust. Once again Ms Gingrich these are your rules not mine. Our morals here in Hell are far different from the do as I say not as I do requirements of the falsely pious on Terra.

I demand that Callista Gingrich tell the American people and the world why she decided that a corruption of her faith was more valuable to her than her own Soul in regard to this married and how can you the American people trust her to whisper in his ear on a daily basis while he sits at the apex of global political and military power on Terra?

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Cavalor Epþiþ, Esquire, O.B.R.E., O.D.A.J.[1er], O.Q.H.[Journ.], D.S.V.J., J.F.
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