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YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA FAIL OF THE DAY: TWO GROWN MEN FIGHTING POORLY OVER A TAXI IN NEW YORK CITY

Posted in SOCIAL MEDIA FAIL with tags , , , on 25/09/2012 by Majordomo Pain

Hubris cast in materialism, on display.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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MITT ROMNEY IS A POLITICAL AMATEUR; PASTOR TERRY JONES AND SAM BACILE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR DEPRAVED INDIFFERENCE

Posted in 2012 US ELECTION, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, ARAB SPRING, BAIN CAPITAL, BIGOTRY, BLOGS 4 VICTORY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FASCISM, FEARSPEAK, GOP MELTDOWN, HOW HELL WORKS, JOURNALISM, JUSTICE, KOCH BROTHERS, LAAL HETHRI, MARK EDWARD NOONAN, MITT ROMNEY, MORNING JOE, MURDER, NEWSBUSTERS, OFFICE OF THE TORTURER GENERAL, PASTOR TERRY JONES, POLITICS, POOR WHITE TRASH, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, RELIGIOUS RIGHT, RUSH LIMBAUGH, SAM BACILE, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS, SARAH PALIN, SOCIAL MEDIA FAIL, TEA PARTY, TEA PARTY VIOLENCE, TERRORISM, THE BAIN PROBLEM, THE CANCER OF HATE, THE GREATER FOOL, THE IGNORANT TENTH, THE MATING HABITS OF CONSERVATIVES, THEOCRACY, WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP, WHITE PRIVILEGE, WORLD NET DAILY with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 12/09/2012 by sarahbloch

An Internet video little seen in the United States, but promoted by Qu’ran burning Pastor Terry Jones, which depicts the Prophet Muhammad [qcpn!] as a paedophile, has sparked widespread violence in North Africa. The violence in Benghazi, Libya has lead to the death of United States Ambassador to Libya J. Christopher Stevens in a rocket propelled grenade attack. Yesterday being 11 September, was a political press embargo day for both GOP candidate Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama, out of respect for those who lost their lives in the terror attacks eleven years ago.

When the cause of the violence in Cairo and Benghazi became known The White House remained silent seeking to gain more details about the scaling of the embassy walls in Cairo and the armed violence in Benghazi. The United States Embassy in Cairo issued the following statement prior to the violence in an effort to defuse anger about the film:

The Embassy of the United States in Cairo condemns the continuing efforts by misguided individuals to hurt the religious feelings of Muslims – as we condemn efforts to offend believers of all religions. Today, the 11th anniversary of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the United States, Americans are honoring our patriots and those who serve our nation as the fitting response to the enemies of democracy. Respect for religious beliefs is a cornerstone of American democracy. We firmly reject the actions by those who abuse the universal right of free speech to hurt the religious beliefs of others

This statement was directed at Sam Bacile, a 52 year old Israeli-American real estate developer who wrote, filmed and produced the Muslim bashing film The Innocence of Muslims. However, the Romney campaign decided that this would be a golden opportunity, on 11 September a day of mourning for patritotic conservatives to attack the Obama administration for being “weak on Islam.” The Romney campaign issued this statement, which it states should have been held until 1 miniute after midnight this morning:

“It’s disgraceful that the Obama administration’s first response was not to condemn attacks on our diplomatic missions, but to sympathize with those who waged the attacks.”

This of course is chateaubriand with a rasher of bacon to the far right who are already in the Romney camp. Romney’s advisors miscalculated horribly, which is what political amateurs do, because the above statement was issued before it was known the ambassador and three others had been killed. This is not a gaffe it is political incompetence on the part of the Romney campaign as it was released to attack President Obama on 11 September. Are you listening undecided American voter? These are the people who want to drown America in another war of choice, this time with Iran, with no clear exit strategy. Haven’t you seen that movie before?

The Obama campaign responded to the Romney campaign early this morning in the form of an e-mail sent by campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt:

“We are shocked that, at a time when the United States of America is confronting the tragic death of one of our diplomatic officers in Libya, Gov. Romney would choose to launch a political attack.”

Sam Bacile, who is allegedly in hiding in fear of his life, has made no statements but Pastor Terry Jones vows to continue to press on and show clips of this obscure yet fatal film. This is the pastor’s right, but he has to keep in mind, in light of the events in Benghazi and Cairo that bigoted actions can have a brutal cost, globally, in the digital age. I would say that inciting people to riot and do violence is a crime and because of this Sam Bacile and Pastor Terry Jones are responsible by their incitement of those offended by this “film” and they both should be arrested and charged with depraved indifference. Both men sought this sort of violence and they sought fame in their communities for being so vehemently anti-Islam. They should now both reap what they have sown.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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YOUR DAILY SOCIAL MEDIA FAIL: KENDRA KAPLAN IS STILL HAPPILY MARRIED WITH VERY CUTE KIDS

Posted in COMEDY, DIANE VALENCEN OPINIONS, JOURNALISM, SOCIAL MEDIA FAIL on 15/08/2012 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

There’s a reason none of us here in the executive suite have a Facebook page.

I got this from watching a staffer going through her page this morning and wondered if this were true. I mean people are stupid but whose so stupid to celebrate adultery when their spouse comes home from war. The photoshopped pic above is of Kendra Kaplan and below is the real photo.

Kaplan and her husband SSG Joshua Kaplan conceived the child while the staff sergeant was on leave. The envelope in her hand is from the ultrasound. The family is doing well.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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