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THE EVENING EDITION: 129 HIGH LUX NEGRO 3 AS

Posted in THE EVENING EDITION on 16/05/2016 by Majordomo Pain

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The main news of Terra follows the ellipses . . .

Donald Trump set to have meeting with former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger.

Dow 175 on the positive side lead by Apple surge.

Powerful GOP donors the Koch Brothers moving their assets and attention to down ballot races in 2016.

Jamala winner of the Eurovision music contest awarded Ukraine’s highest artistic honor by President Poroshenko.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
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Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
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Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Nuc. Phys.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
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Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
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THE EVENING EDITION; 33 2 LEVIATHAN 3 AS

Posted in BOBBY JINDAL, CHARLES SEVERENCE, CRIME BLOTTER, ERICA PARSONS, JEB BUSH, MATERNITY LEAVE, THE EVENING EDITION, VW EMISSIONS SCANDAL, WESTERN BANDIT on 02/11/2015 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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The main news this evening from Terra follows the ellipses . . .

Western Bandit suspect arrested in Los Angeles.

Jindal to 6% in Iowa Bush plummets to 5% per The Hill

Bones discovered at home of missing woman Erica Parsons in Salisbury, North Carolina are not human.

Charles Severence found guilty by corporeal jury on three counts of first degree murder in Virginia.

Porsche reports it though the 2015 Cayenne TDI was “fully compliant” with clean air laws.

Amazon offers 20 weeks of paid maternity leave to new mothers who have one year tenure with company.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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