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THE SATURDAY RANT: A LOOK AT THE WORLD IF THE BIRTHERS GET THEIR WAY

Posted in BIRTHERISM, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, THE SATURDAY RANT on 05/05/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

I’ve toiled over writing this for some time. I know President Barack Obama is eligible to be President because he is qualified under the Constitution to be as he is a citizen of the United States born in Hawaii. But the Birthers don’t seem to care about any of the facts they just want Obama out of office as that would be the ultimate coup for their ideology. Most of the people who want this are conservatives over 45 years of age and have seen “their” America go from a place where they felt safe and secure to a horrible place of fear for themselves and their kids and grandkids. I get that too, but they are still wrong because they world they crave to have back became that way on the backs of many of the “others” that they loathe.

Over time I’ve had the privilege of discussing this with several members of the Hellac government and some scholars of social science who know very well what the outcomes would be were the sitting President found to be ineligible as a foreign national. I, personally, do not wish for this to happen but this is one of the scenarios that the Laal Hethri put forth in January 2010 to address this issue. They make it clear in the preface that if the President is a part of one of the most complex and long running conspiracies of all time then the law must be applied as dictated in the United States Constitution.

SCENARIO 2.4.1:

“A member of the Department of Justice discovers evidence that the President’s birth certificate is a forgery and that he was born outside the United States to an American mother and a Kenyan father. This evidence is taken secretly to several people to be verified both within the DOJ and outside. When all parties agree individually, the facts are taken to the people by way of a press release from Dr. Orly Taitz with the man who gave her the data, Robert Smith.

The President initially resists the claim but the media presses on and within one week “for the sake of Union” the President resigns and Vice President Joe Biden is sworn in as 45th President of the United States. In Congress, the GOP House majority pushes for the impeachment of Biden based on the assumption that since the President was ineligible then his running mate also. These proceedings begin and the results are favorable to the Birthers in less than a month a Senate trial begins.

While this is taking place in every suburban area of the United States agitators on both sides of the political spectrum act out in violent ways. In a months time six states have national guard troops patrolling streets trying to quell the violence. The media reports that Taitz has been taken from her home and is missing and presumed to have been killed. Biden resigns before the Senate can come to a decision and the House Speaker is sworn in as the 46th President of the United States. In three months the violence is out of hand and the new President calls for the use of deadly force against American citizens to bring the rioting under control. Petrol prices soar to over $9 per gallon. Food distribution is disrupted and rumors of race based atrocities on both sides are fueled by their over reporting by the MSM. The radicals on both sides of the political spectrum take this orgy of slaughter to its fullest conclusion and when it ends six months after the resignation of the President more than 1,000,000 Americans are dead or missing, over $80 billion in property damage or loss is recorded and ten US cities are burned beyond use. The Dow sinks to under 5000 and the dollar drops to an all time low against foreign currency. Then, led by Norway and Russia, nations begin to call in their holdings of US debt.”


In Hindsight
That is not the worst case scenario offered by the Laal Hethri, it is a centrist view. America is the nation that it is because it is held together by a steady water supply in most regions, a steady electrical supply in most regions and an abundance of both food and general safety. If you take those things away, starting with personal safety, America will no longer cease to exist. It appears this is what the Birthers wish. Personally, the status quo is favorable.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
149 Ravenshade 2 AS

THE SATURDAY RANT: RICK SANTORUM IS THE ONLY NIGGER I SEE

Posted in 2012 GOP PRIMARIES, 2012 US ELECTION, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, BIRTHERISM, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FEARSPEAK, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, GOP MELTDOWN, HOW HELL WORKS, IN HINDSIGHT, JUSTICE, POLITICS, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, RICK SANTORUM, TEA PARTY, TERRORISM, THE SATURDAY RANT, THEOCRACY, WHITE PRIVILEGE with tags on 30/03/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

“You can only be destroyed by believing that you really are what the white world calls a nigger” (James Baldwin).

Okay, does the title of this post make this clear enough? I’ve had it up to my eyes with all the bigotry coming from the Right since Barack Obama announced his candidacy for president 5 years ago. Enough is enough; I get it bigots you hate the man not because he’s a liberal, which he isn’t really, but because his mother was white and his father was black. This isn’t about America this is about white Americans who have nothing but guns and religion to cling to as America gets browner by the day and the 1% gets richer and richer by the minute.

The millions of white folk that love Israel but cannot explain why, I’m sure it has something to do with one of the buffet selections they’ve taken from the Bible that suits their bigoted worldview, now have a champion in the form of Rick Santorum. The former Pennsylvania Senator now has made John McCain look far better to me as a public servant. At least McCain refused to use race against Obama and was terribly uncomfortable with the bigot vote crowd that rushed to the side of Sarah Palin who I thought would be the last “great white dope” offered by the GOP. Clearly, I was wrong in this age of conservative Catholicism that allows Newt Gingrich to pimp his new religion for profit and pussy to marry the woman he was having an adulterous affair with while the 46 to 80 set are the only ones attending mass. But the crimes against Humanity of that group are another topic for another time.


In Hindsight
In the video above I am sure Santorum’s “handlers” will say it was a slip of the tongue but the 37 million bigots in America have heard the dog whistle and they love it! I’m sure the white middle class Rush Limbaugh listeners have a new warm feeling in the pits of their stomachs to take away all the colld they had in their chests when thousands marched in support of Trayvon martin’s family. Santorum is not only unfit for the highest elected office in the United States, he’s no longer fit to be an American citizen. Where is his birth certificate? I say he should be deported back to Italy in the 13th century where his views will make him a great man indeed!

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
112 Ravenshade 2 AS

THE SATURDAY RANT: MY BARSTOOL CONVERSATION WITH JFK

Posted in FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, THE SATURDAY RANT, VULCA with tags , , , on 11/02/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

This is a new thing in an old wrapper for me. I like to rant it’s the best way that I can express my opinions about a wide variety of things that the Living do that piss me off to no end. So, from now until I do something stupid enough to get fired from this lofty post, i will hold my fudge all week and spray it all out on these digital pages on Saturday mornings.

There’s quite a bit of tee-heeing on the Right in the past few days regarding a woman who came forward about an affiar she had with John Fitzgerald Kennedy when she worked as an intern in the White House in 1962. I watched Meredith Viera’s Rock Center interview with Mimi Alford with a bit of curiosity. Ms Alford is an elegant and well spoken woman and I personally believe that she is recalling her time spent with President Kennedy with clarity and accuracy. Like most young women who take up with a powerful man she described Kennedy in the same way many people here in Dis describe him. Charismatic. Handsome. Magnetic. I know the MP from the 54th arondissment of Dis very well and I sat down with him at the bar in Vulca last night.

I wasn’t looking for this story; Kennedy saw me coming out of the head and asked if I wanted to chat for a few minutes, “on the record.” I thought this was about some matter lof business before the Bax Demvolu Comnu, the lower house of parliament here in Hell but he said, “No, nothing that pedestrian, Fred.” We sat sat down at the west end of the bar which was always more quiet and relatively private and the female demon bartender started making JFK a bullshot. I asked for a Knob Creek on the rocks and she nodded. JFK was rubbing his hands as he tried to gather his words.

“Fred I know you saw the interview and I want to talk about that,” he said as his drink arrived and mine was being poured. There was some laughter from a couple that passed behind us as they went to their table. “You know that I loved women probably more than anyone who occupied the Oval Office. I remember the first time I saw Mimi,” he paused voice cracking, and then as he composed himself his eyes gave that flicker of light that betrayed a Soul in Hell recalling better days when alive, “I was enthralled. Lust, sure there was lust, she was fresh and young and impossibly beautiful, but there was something in her manner, do you, can you understand Fred that drew me to her in a way that goes far, far beyond simple lust my friend.”

“I don’t give a goddamn about terrestiral politics now, or legacies, all of that shit is for the birds, you know that?”

“I do Jack I know that for sure,” I replied taking a pull off the bourbon in my highball glass.

“If you want to write something about this I’m here to tell you that I loved that girl, I loved Mimi because she took all the weight of that cursed office from my shoulders even if just for a few minutes. The playful way she would call me Mister president even when I begged her to call be Jack, ahh, there was no currency in Hell or on Terra that could buy that sort of peace. So write this my boy. You write this for me. If the Right on Terra today think that I was less of a President because I loved, and made love to a beautiful woman outside my marriage that’s fine. But until they are in that crucible I think they should keep their focus on the problems that America has not what one man did and has no regret for generations down the road. I loved mimi Alford Fred. That’s what I wanted to tell ylou and that’s what I want every Soul in Hell to know.”

He finished his drink patted me on the back as he always does and strode off to join his table for dinner. I looked up at the coulmns of liquor bottles from more than 100 worlds and asked for another reminder of the good life on Terra. “Daxgedza! I shouted, “I’ll have a bullshot over at my table.”

Pax terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
65 Ravenshade 2 AS

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