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BREITBART WATCH: FIRST THE RACIAL SMEAR NOW THEY DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CANCEL AND PAUSE

Posted in Uncategorized on 22/08/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Okay quick and dirty kids. You know I have no love for people who don’t do journalism well. And I have even more disdain for journalists who feel it’s right to fabricate stories for ideological gain and clicks. That said, Breitbart ran two stories this week that the smart kids in the room have noticed.

The first is Breitbart’s accusation that Black Live Matter activist Shaun King was actually white. Well he was raised by two white parents but it appears the Breitbart writing staff failed biology 101. Shaun’s biological father is black making King bi-racial. Oops. No retraction noted yet.

The next journalism failure is the effort to blame the tensions at the Korean border on the Obama administration saying that military exercises were “cancelled” due to “pressure from North Korea.” The exercises were paused but according to media reports and military communiques the exercise is ongoing as of right now.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
109 Hov’ish 3 AS

YOUR BULLSHIT INTERNET RUMOR OF THE DAY: GLENN BECK CALLS MELANIA TRUMP A LESBIAN PORN STAR

Posted in Uncategorized on 22/08/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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NOT VERIFIABLE.
It doesn’t take much to send the Internet into a tailspin. Kim Kardashian’s butt allegedly broke the Internet not too long ago. So when a meme started a few days ago about Melania Trump I went in search for some proof. Glenn Beck, a man who feel is a fucking idiot, is alleged to have posted something to the effect of Melania Trump would be the first First Lady to have appeared in a lesbian porn film. Searching high and low I can only find references to this “quote’ in the comments sections of blogs from across America.

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[My apologies to Alison Pill. I loved your work in In Treatment and Snowpiercer not to mention The Newsroom.–F.S.]
As you can see above I have done something to calm down the irate white male conservatives who are currently backing Trump. Above you can see a pregnant white woman with an automatic weapon. Both of those things always seem to make white male conservatives very happy because they are pro gun and anti-a woman’s right to choose. We don’t need this kind of crap rumormongering in the run up to the 2016 elections. We have enough crap as candidates already.

More to come from me today as I have just opened my first bottle of bourbon.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
109 Hov’ish 3 AS

DAWN PATROL; 93 HOV’ISH 3 AS: UNIVERSITY OF OSLO BOMB AND SHOOTING INVESTIGATION; BISHOP ORDAINED IN CHINA;

Posted in Uncategorized on 05/08/2015 by sarahbloch

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The main news of Terra follows the ellipses . . .

University of Oslo is still a beehive of law enforcement activity after a security guard was shot at by two unknown assailants. A suspicious package that appeared to be a bomb is currently being investigated in connection with this shooting.

China ordains first Catholic bishop in three years.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
93 Hov’ish 3 AS

WINNERS AND LOSERS: DONALD TRUMP THE CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG AND IMMIGRATION

Posted in Uncategorized on 12/07/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Let’s get back on track here on the issues facing the United States of America in the long hot summer of 2015. That’s not really accurate because only one of the things I’m going to talk about this morning is a pertinent issue- immigration. The other two things Donald Trump and the flag of the Army of Northern Virginia are merely entertainments and distractions from wider issues–the privilege of the rich and racial bigotry. I’ll deal with both of those issues here as well.

Donald Trump only in my most feverish Progressive dreams of joy will be the presidential nominee for the GOP in 2016. Trump is the gift that keeps on giving. He has said many times that the “liberal media” is out to get him or takes his words out of context. I’m not exactly the one who should judge the candidate or the media on that statement but I can join a chorus of those who feel that he has done the hardworking millions of undocumented immigrants in America a vicious disservice lumping them all into a group with the few who are criminals or seek to do Americans, no matter their color, religion or sexual orientation harm.

Now to his credit Trump hires Latinos in droves; people who will do the hard work that many white Americans wouldn’t do if their very lives depended on it. I am sure that there are millions of white Americans who are on welfare and have an EBT card who would walk past a help wanted sign at a Trump hotel to stay on the dole. You can feel free to quote me on that. But this latest incarnation of the “Southern Strategy” being employed by the Trump camp will do what it is intended to do and exactly what it did for Nixon in ’68 and ’72. This strategy will bring a few thousand Latinos of means into his camp but not enough to get Trump the GOP nod.

What it will do is mobilize hundreds of thousands of white voters to his side in the primaries making him a likely winner once the failures of Iowa and New Hampshire are forgotten. If Trump keeps beating his xenophobia drum, and shouting about the US Mexican border, he will win in South Carolina and Nevada and will be a favorite in five of the nine Super Tuesday primaries and caucus on 1 March 2016. This will strike a deep note of fear in the hearts of the GOP establishment and the party’s leader Reince Priebus. Trump will be the leader going into the important late March and early April primaries where the more moderate candidates like Bush and Christie should make considerable gains. It is far too early to start talking about brokered conventions but there has never been such a divisive candidate in the GOP, or any other party since the ’68 Democratic Convention in Chicago.

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In Hindsight
And that last statement brings me to the flag of Army of Northern Virginia being taken down from the state capitol in South Carolina. It will be a measure of sweet revenge for GOP voters in South Carolina to give Trump, a man who speaks to their perceived injury with the balm of animosity against the social changes taking place in America today, a primary victory. That flag that represents nothing more than white anger at the sweeping change of the last 60 years in America to the majority of those who revere it will be the standard that will wave in the hearts of those that vote for the billionaire hotelier. What Americans will see in the late winter and early spring of 2016 is the final political battle of the American Civil War. Trump will dominate the South and will do well enough to feel by the time his run is over in the summer of 2016 that he could be a viable third party candidate for the highest elected office in America.

Something to think about a year before things get really interesting in American politics.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
69 Hov’ish 3 AS

THE CRIME BLOTTER: 48 HOV’ISH 3 AS; GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICAN CITIES; THE MANIFESTO OF DYLANN ROOF AND THE MURDER OF SOPHIA O’NEILL

Posted in Uncategorized on 20/06/2015 by Robin Naismith Green

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Shots fired left 10 injured and 1 dead after a block party in Detroit.

Gawker publishes Dylann Storm Roof’s manifesto in full.

A gunman wounds 7 in West Philadelphia.

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A 17 year old boy is in custody in Hennepin County, Minnesota charged with the death of 2 year old Sophia O’Neill. The child was the daughter of a 20 year old woman who the media is reporting is the 17 year old’s girlfriend. The Daily Mail in London has identified the 17 year old as Cody Feran-Baum who has admitted to police that on 9 June 2015 he “stomped on her back when she wouldn’t stop crying.” The child suffered eight rib fractures, a torn pancreas, a collapsed lung and severe damage to her liver and kidneys. The child complained of pain and developed a fever that night and was rushed to the hospital in the early morning where she died nine hours later. Speaking on the hex on this past Friday Amicus Curiae Thole Baranna said that this case is one she will prosecute to the fullest extent of Hellac Law in absentia. “There is no way I will allow this Soul to be a free citizen of Hell no matter what his terrestrial punishment,” Baranna said before dismounting the hex in the Bax Demvolu Comnu.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
48 Hov’ish 3 AS

THE MEDITATORS SPEAK: RICK PERRY IS NOT FIT TO BE THE LEADER OF ANY NATION ON TERRA

Posted in Uncategorized on 19/06/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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The Dallas Morning News is reporting that former Texas Governor Rick Perry has issued a statement on the terror attack in Charleston, South Carolina calling it and “accident” and going on to state that President Obama was using the event to push for new gun control legislation. perry was quoted during an interview with Newsmax TV, a conservative outlet, as saying, “This is the MO of this administration anytime there is an accident like this.” Perry’s handlers were quick to come out and say that the GOP presidential candidate had misspoke and meant to say “incident.” It is Our take on this incident that either the gaffe of misspeaking or the insensitivity disqualifies this individual.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
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先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
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Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
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Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
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DIVERTISSEMENT: ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN “SEVEN SEAS”

Posted in DIVERTISSMENTI, ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN, Uncategorized on 19/06/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Journ.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
48 Hov’ish 3 AS

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