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THE LEOKA REPORT 2004-2013: NUMBER OF OFFENDERS WHO KILLED LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS 565 OVER THE DECADE; 289 OFFENDERS WHITE 243 OFFENDERS BLACK

Posted in Uncategorized on 16/03/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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LEOKA Report 2013 Table 44.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Journ.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
155 Melnar 3 AS

BREAKING NEWS: THE DAILY STAR OR LEBANON REPORTS THE ASSASSINATION OF MOHAMMED AL-ASSAD IN QARDAHA

Posted in Uncategorized on 14/03/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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After being struck by five bullets in what is being called an assassination in Qardaha, Mohammed Assad, known locally as Sheikh al-Jabal had died at the age of 48. Mohammed al-Assad was a member of a powerful mafia like organization in the Latakia region of Syria known as shabiha which had earned him hundreds of millions of Syrian pounds according to the Daily Star of Lebanon. Qardaha is the birthplace of former Syrian leader Hafez Al-Assad and is one of the few areas where support for the current Syrian government is still strong. Sources on the ground are considering this an internal organized crime hit.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Journ.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
153 Melnar 3 AS

BREITBART HEADLINES REDUX: 144 MELNAR 3 AS; PLUS THE PAGE 18 GIRL

Posted in Uncategorized on 05/03/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Here’s the translation of what Breitbart’s current headlines really scream to Conservatives:

Hillary is hiding something! Bengahzi!

Only white Christian people should be Americans by birth! Unless you are foreign and willing to fight in one of our wars!

They’re forcing their gay agenda down your conservative throats! [More on the comments left about this post from the Consiglieri later today.–F.S.]

Guns don’t kill people they prevent crime!

Liberal freaks having sex in public! Look! Look!

Lies! Jewish women are too excellent cocksuckers! Liberals hate Israel! You’ll go to Hell if you watch the Daily Show!

Typical Liberal behavior; fat nigger woman complains she only won one Oscar!

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In Hindsight [Page 18 girl]

This could become a career for some luck member of my research staff because every day Breitbart screams the fear right into the wrinkly faces of Conservative Baby Boomers from sea to shining sea. It’s a facegasm of fearmongering with a thick creamy layer of bigotry so sour it would make a Meyer lemon vomit. No one’s even announced their candidacy yet and we already have a mega gaffe from Doctor Ben Carson and a scandal [faux as it is] swirling around Hillary Rodham Clinton.

THE POLITICS OF CONSERVATIVE FUCKTARDISM: RENEW AMERICA’S MAUREEN SCOTT

Posted in Uncategorized on 25/01/2015 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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For nearly ten Terran standard years I have tried to enlighten conservatives on the way they can integrate their political ideology into mainstream Republican politics with an eye toward winning national elections. To this point none of them have taken my advice. Look people I’m trying to help you here. Listening to people like Maureen Scott who writes occasionally at RenewAmerica.com will not place conservatives in a position to win national elections. Sure, in the hinterlands the bigotry being hailed down on Barack Obama plays well, but in the end Latinos, women, blacks, political moderates and LGBTQ voters are a coalition that cannot be beaten at the national level.

Scott makes this case in her article of 1 March 2013 entitled The Architect of Destruction:

“Obama has never given a speech that is filled with calm, reassuring, complimentary, heartfelt statements about all the people in the U.S. Or one that inspires us to be better, grateful, and proud that, in a short time, our country became a leader, and a protector of so many. Quite the contrary, his speeches always degenerate into mocking, ridiculing tirades as he faults our achievements ,along with any of his critics, all for the sake of a laugh, or to bolster his ego. He uses his Office to threaten and create fear while demeaning and degrading anyone who opposes his policies and actions. Unlike a secure leader, who has noble self-esteem and not false confidence, Obama displays a cocky, haughty attitude and a dread of being critiqued.

“Mostly, his time seems to be spent causing dissension, unrest, and anxiety among the people rather than uniting us (even though he was presented to us as the “Great Uniter”). He creates chaos for the sake of keeping citizens separated, envious, aggrieved and ready to argue. Under his leadership Americans have been kept on edge, rather than in a state of comfort and security. He incites people to be aggressive toward, disrespectful of, and retaliate against those of differing backgrounds and views. Through such behavior, Obama has lowered the standards for self-control and mature restraint to the level of rowdy, street-fighting gangs. When, instead, he should be raising the bar for people to strive toward becoming more considerate, tolerant, self-disciplined, self-sustaining, and self-assured.”

Okay, if you haven’t thrown up yet after reading this mish-mosh of bigotry and racism please take a deep breath and join me in trying to explain why these people have fallen into a trap of their own making. President Obama isn’t and never was the problem. The fact that it takes a Maureen Scott, a sixty something white retiree is the problem that conservatism has. I’m in New York City this week as Winter Storm Juno prepares to hammer the city with up to two feet of snow. Yesterday I spent time with some folks in a restaurant and talked about politics and society in the United States. Of the two dozen or so men and women I talked to the vast majority categorized themselves as moderates politically. None of them could see a world where a conservative could win the White House. To this I had to ask them to clarify the reasons why.

To a man and woman, whether black or white or Latino, gay or straight, they all said, ” . . . conservatives want to make Americans conform to their beliefs whether they hold them or not.” This is the problem that the Maureen Scotts of the world have. These people have watched “their country” change before their eyes. America to them was white and cowed by a majority religion to keep quiet about the crimes committed in the name of faith and do all that is possible to keep the best and the fullest for those like them–white and Christian. Nothing made these people more fearful than a level economic and social playing field. Those like Scott today could not have imagined the modern American society forty years ago. The people in the restaurant yesterday can see an even more free, diverse America in the future.

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In Hindsight
Where are the young conservatives with the same values as Maureen Scott? Where ate the 25 to 35 year old educated bigots that will keep the flames of white Christian conservatism burning deep into the 21st Century? To say there are none would be a horrible mistake for a Progressive journalist like myself. There are many of these people but they choose to remain quiet and in the background of matters rather than vocalize their ideology in public. My point is that in a generation this brand of conservatism will be as dead as, well, Maureen Scott. Time then, as America becomes more diverse, is on the side of Progressives and multicultural diversity as a recipe for American prosperity. Maureen Scott is simply preaching to a dying choir. Is conservatism in its death throes? Not exactly, but is is collecting a Social Security check while complaining about those in disadvantaged circumstances being moochers who should be cut off. In ten years I’ll be writing an article saying that conservatism has been sent to the nursing home and in another ten I’ll be writing about conservatism in hospice. In 2045 I’ll be writing the eulogy for today’s conservatism.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
109 Melnar 3 AS

WHY ARE RUSSIANS SO FASCINATED WITH SANDRA SUAREZ?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on 16/12/2014 by sarahbloch

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Over the past 12 or so hours our site has been swamped with readers from Russia, Uzbekistan and Lithuania all reading a post about Sandra Suarez a bipolar woman from Florida who vandalized a McDonald’s restaurant this past April wearing only a thong during a manic episode. I haven’t heard much about the case since she made bail and it is likely her condition spared her any jail time. So what gives Russians, why is this post so fascinating?

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F.,O,Q.H. [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
71 Melnar 3 AS

BREAKING NEWS: MULTIPLE SHOOTINGS MONTGOMERY COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA; SHOOTER STILL AT LARGE

Posted in Uncategorized on 15/12/2014 by consigliereciucava

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UPDATE 13h40m HST/EST According to local law enforcement the gunman who has killed five people in three Montogomery County,PA townships has escaped from his position barricaded in a home in Souderton and remains at large.

A gunman has killed five people in the Montgomery County, PA towns of Lower Salford, Souderton and Pennsburg. Media outlets in Philadelphia are reporting the shooter is barricaded in a home in Souderton and is a male military veteran.

More to follow.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Ciu Cava daelth Nixhot, J.F., D.S.V.J
Consiglieri
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
70 Melnar 3 AS

DAWN PATROL: 63 MELNAR 3 AS

Posted in Uncategorized on 06/12/2014 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

diane_tomlinson_4The major headlines of Terra follow the dots . . .

 

 

 
US economy creates 321,000 jobs in November; unemployment rate remains 5.8%.

Rolling Stone retracts its University of Virginia rape story citing inconsistencies in the woman’s story and solely relying on the accuser’s side of the story.

Two killed by al Qaeda in Yemen included Luke Somers and American as a raid to rescue them by special forces failed.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
63 Melnar 3 AS

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