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VOX POPULI: CONSERVATIVES TAKE AN END OF YEAR CHANCE TO VENT THEIR ANGER AND THREATEN PRESIDENT OBAMA AT BREITBART

Posted in BIGOTRY, BREITBART, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, THE CONSIGLIERI, VULCA with tags , , , on 29/12/2013 by consigliereciucava

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I must say my admiration of the President of the United States grows by the day. President Barack Obama, a true Human Being, is made of far more stern stuff than I. The vile comments, the unbridled hatred and the foul mouth bigotry that is spewed at him on the Internet every day would be enough to wear down any lesser being. Speaking only for myself and not for my entire species I know that I would crumble under just a few days of the pressure that he swims in with grace and intellect 24 hours a day seven days a week.

The conservative bigots at Breitbart however see America and Terra quite differently. The long for the days when America [read white men} controlled the world. I would be the first to admit the words of John Fitzgerald Kennedy ring loud and true today in America as compared to when the average TEA Partier was 20 years old, “The world is very different now.” Back in that time the mid 1970s some social change had been made but as Reagan entered office in 1981 there was a collective sigh of relief on the Right. The times were still economically tough, but Democrats in the Congress worked with Reagan to pull America out of the economic mess of the post Nixon, Ford, and Carter administrations. No such thing has happened during Obama’s tenure in the White House. The GOP, hijacked by the TEA Party has become an Enemy of the White House as they are allied against the President on every several issue.

The reason for this is that the far Right feels that the loud voices who call for America to “go back to the Constitution” were put off by both Romney and before him McCain. What is really true is the GOP is no longer a viable national party because a full third of them, those with TEA Party/Koch Brothers alliances have to cater to a rabid minority of 25 million voters who believe thing like you will see below which are comments made at Breitbart.com to a post made by Robert Wilde about the Obamas not attending church on 25 December 2013 while on vacation in Hawaii:

George Clark what_what_what • 12 hours ago
Reagan didn’t go to church, after getting elected, because of the burden it would have put upon the parishioners, with all the Secret Service agents, etc. At least that was the reason he gave. No one ought to be holding Obama to a higher standard, agreed. Old Scratch, though, doesn’t seem to mind shutting down an entire restaurant so he can eat a hamburger while all other patrons do without while he chows down–he could easily invite the chefs to prepare his burger at the White House, couldn’t he, and spare the other patrons the inconvenience? I don’t remember Reagan holding Waffle House hostage so he could belly up to a good pancake breakfast. I’m sure Barry would happily shut down an entire megachurch for Christmas prayer for himself and his nappy little brood if it gave a good photo-op for him. Reagan, like Obama, was the king of staged photo-ops. Remember that hilarious one where the Secret Service staged an assassination attempt on Reagan to boost his popularity in the polls? Obama ought to try that one, what with his poll numbers sinking to Nixonian levels and lower.

Cobra212 Edlhackney • 5 hours ago
It becomes our business when a candidate for President presents himself as a practicing Christian, continues to present himself as having Christian beliefs, while behind the scenes is something totally different. As President, his beliefs are our business when we as voters are making a decision about who we want to lead this country. When that person lies to us for the sole purpose of deceiving us into believing he is something he isn’t just to get elected, then we should all be concerned.

Ronald B. Stetton joeschmo8675309 • 12 hours ago −
The “majority that voted,” voted against God. What has happened since is just noise. The Muslim took the popular vote in 2008. Whatever has happened since is deception. We have seen our last freely-elected President.
It’s over…

flahorsedentist Ronald B. Stetton • 6 hours ago −
My daughter has a good friend who is Jewish Iranian. Her grandmother (who fled Iran after the shah was deposed) says Obama speaks and acts like a Muslim. She says this about all things Obama. She also is adamant about anyone with a name Hussein is Muslim period.

woodsman1st joeschmo8675309 • 5 hours ago −
The only “shovel ready jobs” we can ever expect from obama will be to bury our dead that he personally murdered with his DEATH PANELS AND HIS OBAMACARE.
Obama is well on the way to becoming a mass murderer as bad as any in the entire history of the world.
ONLY OUR 2ND AMENDMENT IS PREVENTING THIS!

Mark McIntyre Ronald B. Stetton • 3 hours ago −
Obama is a muslim pig, and should be hung for treason. He is a bastard

George Clark rm56 • 10 hours ago −
I’ve been reading some of your insightful and grammatically correct posts, buckwheat:

“Oh yes, and I hope all the people out of work and all the people who lost their insurance vote conservative!”

What’s your point? We long ago stopped locking up mental defectives like yourself, Elmer–maybe we ought to start doing it again? I’ve heard that Obamacare has a lot of provisions for mandatory mental health care for waterheads like yourself. I have a cousin who works for the government, and he’s shown me some of the new rules for commitment. One of them is that if the subject has an atavistic fear of using proper grammar, such as apostrophes and commas, he is going to be locked up. A sure sign of mental illness, according to the new Obamacare rules. They will be coming after you soon, Elmer. My advice to you is to stop posting. Every grammatically incorrect sentence that you post is just more evidence needed for Obama and his boys to lock you up. As a conservative, I very much wish that you can just be safe in your mentally defective way, and keep hanging out in the library and such, and taking your methadone and all. But Obama is coming after you, man. Eric Holder is going to lock you up for being mentally defective. Just trying to watch out for a poor soul, that’s all. Take care, man, and when The Real Man knocks on your door, head out the fire escape.

JR1984 • 16 hours ago
Obummer got reelected, why does he need to go to church now. He paid his dues to Reverend Wright and made a whole lot of low information voters think he cared. He did not and does not.
Communist do not like religion as they want people to believe in the government and that all things come from the government. To believe in GOD means the people believe in a higher power, and we know Obummer thinks he is a God and there is no higher power. On Judgment Day he is in for a RUDE surprise.

David Epperson • 16 hours ago
Most churchs in Hawaii have pews below Moochelle weight limit.

lemonlime St Marc • 14 hours ago
So, you also think it would be wrong to judge someone like Hitler, too? Note to the faux St. Marc………..most of us are not southern, and we call it like it is. The only “hate” is what Obama has directed to the U.S. population and especially our troops.

George Clark St Marc • 10 hours ago
You cast the first stone, buckwheat. I despise hypocrites. I guess that there are more good Christians in the North? Are they hypocrites like yourself, who throw stones? You aren’t a Christian, you make me sick.

“Mucho Christians inda SOUTH…”

Also, you should have paid attention to your third grade teacher when s/he was teaching grammar, buckwheat.

gcunning • 16 hours ago
All aspects of my life revolve around my faith and I despise O more than most but this is a non-story. I don’t care if he goes to a building to worship Christ….but I’ve never believed his life was centered around Christianity in anyway, one can’t do what he’s done and claim to be a practicing Christain….color me not affected by O’s lack of Christian faith.

pnipni • 14 hours ago
…because he’s pretending to be Christian when we all know that he receives daily texts from his Imam. He’s some kind of Muslim.
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As a side note, the news states that he’s being advised by SIX muslim Brotherhood members. . Do we need to know any more about this IMPOSTER and TRAITOR.

Media outlest including Fox News reported the Obama family spent part of the holiday at Marine Corps Base Hawaii.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Ciu Cava daelth Nixhot, J.F.. D.S.V.J.
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HOW HELL WORKS: MY CONVERSATION WITH JACOB PINCHON

Posted in FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, VULCA with tags , , , , , on 28/12/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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To have fifteen minutes of time from a man like Jacob Pinchon is a gift beyond value. Four nights ago as I sat at the bar in Vulca, after having a modest dinner by my standards with Valeri, the lawyer most of the press here in hell refers to as The Invisible Man sat down next to me and struck up a conversation.

“Fred,” Pinchon began after shaking my hand and congratulating me on my fourth Coal Sack Award for journalism research, “what do you really know about me?”

I sipped at my glass of bourbon on the rocks with a splash of ginger ale and replied, “Not much at all really. I know you graduated from the Universitje di Dis School of Law about 25 Terran Standard years ago and you built one of the most successful law firms in Hell from the dust up.”

“Most successful,” Pinchon corrected smiling, his gray eyes twinkling. He ordered a gin and tonic with extra gin and settled into the seat. “I was born in Maidstone, Kent in 1911 the son of two poorly educated people who loved me and tried despite all the class barriers to give me a good life. At the age of fourteen, if I recall correctly, I went to become an apprentice pipe fitter with a medium sized company in North London. I worked hard got very good at what I did, helped my parents and three siblings out of poverty and I died in 1977.” He took a long pull off his drink and continued.

“I never delved into politics, I had no care for it at the time, but when I arrived in Hell and as they say, the scales were removed from my eyes I sought to do the things that I neglected to do when I was corporeal.”

I furrowed my brow questioningly and Pinchon went on, “The law always fascinated me and I immediately immersed myself in its study upon my arrival. Before I opened my own firm I worked long hours for Housebrooke and March and then nearly made partner at Chouxin, Brailles and Pertwee. It was that disappointment that taught me two things about the law practice in Hell. One, that there isn’t really a good way to make one’s mark other than opening one’s own firm. And, two, lawyers by their nature are the insatiably greedy offspring of a female cannibal and male rat. That said I have questions of you of what can be done such that the Living now can have the sort of life that I enjoyed and even better a life like I enjoy now here in Hell.”

“Mr Pinchon, if I had the answer to that I would be twice as wealthy and ten times as happy as you are today,” I replied, before ordering another double of Basil Hayden’s finest. “The problems are too complex to be solved easily in my old country. The haves aren’t too quick to give up what they have and the have nots do not seem to know that the brass ring is still within their grasp even though the ladder to it has many purposefully broken rungs.”

Jacob Pinchon smiled a lawyer’s deep knowing smile, “You know, a great lawyer, it is said, is the one who never asks a question they do not know the answer of beforehand. Let’s talk about what we can do for those have nots for a moment.” I nodded. “There is a problem, a deep problem with poverty in America is there not?”

“This is a rhetorical question, right?” Pinchon now nodded. “In America there are 44 million or so people living in poverty as defined by USA metrics. That means for a family of four . . .” The noted corporate lawyer cut me off.

“Has a household income of less than $ 23,050 per year. Yes, I know the figures. The statistics are staggering indeed and I think the numbers make it impossible for solutions to be found by the haves who are the only people who can make any inroads into this mountain. Government in America has thrown trillions of dollars at poverty since the Great Society days and it has had little to no effect. people still fall into poverty. So their must be something systematically wrong here. There must be some control that continues to allow people to be lost to the middle class when there is so much to be done. Government cannot solve this issue along because they are moribund because of political bickering; corporations have no profit motive to do anything about a child who goes to be hungry no matter if it is in Detroit or Owlsley County, Kentucky. Black, brown or white in this case doesn’t matter only green.”

I wanted to say where was this going and Pinchon got to his point. “It must be both working in concert with the understanding that government cannot grow too large and corporations must give back to the middle class a lifestyle that makes their servitude worthwhile.”

“Servitude?” I asked as my drink arrived.

“Yes, Fred, that’s the trade every worker makes to work in the capitalist brothel. Your work which generates profit, for their currency which gives you consumer power. There is no better system of commerce ever devised, that is, until those with the jobs decide profit is more important than people and they want their money now rather than over the long term. Corporations, Mr Schwartz have lost their long view. To right this ship that is the American economy they need to be more like the Mayans and less like Miley Cyrus.”

That Pinchon even knew who Miley Cyrus was struck me as odd. “So what’s your solution?” I asked as the warm sting of the bourbon hit my chest with its friendly fingers.

“The money corporations waste annually spying on one another would be enough to finance two projects that are excellent first steps to solving the poverty problem. The first would be to implement a program similar to Roosevelt’s New Deal work programs. But before then we have to make steps, and the government would help here, to eliminate the barriers that people have to work. The chief one I see is the criminalization of drugs. Now, no one Fred wants their workers high while at work, but barring someone because they have had a drug addiction in the past is simply economically stupid. 44 million people with spending power because they make twice the poverty level of income is worth giving up the draconian policies that go back nearly a century concerning recreational drug use. The other half which is where government would come in would be to create a federal teaching agency that would replace the Department of Education, hire teachers and provide the essentials that give every child in America a chance to go to college and be more than they would be without higher education. I know, some people will fail, some people prefer the drug life or a life of thuggery over success and those people will always be with any nation. What I grow tired of seeing is this crushing weight on the middle class that threatens to destroy America and plunge your old country as you call it into a nation of the elite who care nothing for those who have served them with their sweat and currency and are comfortable with the 1% being their only customers.”

With that Pinchon picked up his drink and went back over to his table and left me with his ideas.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
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TEMPEST ADORE EXPLAINS IT ALL: HOW TO BE HAPPY

Posted in BIG FUR HAT, BIG LABOR, BIGOTRY, BILL MOYERS, BIRTHERISM, BLOGS 4 VICTORY, BOB MCDONNELL, BOMBING, BOSTON BOMBING MANHUNT, BREITBART IS STILL DEAD, BRILLIANT MACHINES, CANNIBALISM, CHECKERS SPEECH, CHELSEA HANDLER, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE SEX SCANDAL, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, CONTACT US, FASCISM, FATWA, FEARSPEAK, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, FREEDOM, GLBTQ RIGHTS, GLENN BECK, GLOBAL ECONOMY, GOP AS A MINORITY PARTY, GOP MELTDOWN, GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION, GUN CONTROL, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, HAPPINESS, HATE, HELL V. UNITED STATES, HELLAC CAMPAIGN TO END BIGOTRY, HELLAC COURT SYSTEM, HERITAGE FOUNDATION, HERO OF THE WEEK, HILLARY CLINTON, HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT 2016, HOMOPHOBIA, HOW HELL WORKS, HUMAN BEAUTY, HUMAN BEINGS, HUNTER S THOMPSON, INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY, JOURNALISM, JUSTICE, KEL'HESH'AR, KEN CUCCINELLI, MIKA BRZEZINSKI, OFFICE OF THE TORTURER GENERAL, PROGRESSIVES ON THE MARCH, QUOTE OF THE DAY, REACHING ACROSS THE AISLE, REALITY CHECK, REBUT BLOGSFORVICTORY, RELIGIOUS RIGHT, TEMPEST ADORE, TERRA EX REL HELL V UNITED STATES, THE GREATER FOOL, THE HELLAC BILL OF RIGHTS, THE ULTIMATE QUESTIONS, THE WAR ON THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY, THE WAR ON WOMEN, THEY EXPLAIN IT ALL, TILDA SWINTON, TRAYVON MARTIN MURDER CASE, VULCA, WHITE LIKE ME, WOMEN'S RIGHTS, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE with tags , , , on 19/07/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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I ask a lot of questions in my job and no one can ever say that I am not opinionated. I am an unapologetic Progressive/Socialist. I think women should rule Terra for the next 500 just so they can formulate a plan to fix all the ills that men have done in the first 6000 years of civilization. I believe no child on Terra should ever go to bed hungry, thirsty or in fear that someone will come to their home and take them away. My beliefs motivate me to attempt great things every day but in the great scheme of thing I have no idea really if I have the right answers. Like everyone else I just know what makes me feel good–in the present. I say all of this begging a question, “Why can’t there be peace on Terra?” That’s a question lawyers, politicians, doctors, priests, rabbis, imams, the blind, the lazy, the rich, the poor, men, women and children have been asking since time immemorial. I still look for some clue to the answer to that nagging question everyday. This morning I got a fleeting glimpse of the shadow of the answer as is escaped out a window on the Internet from a young woman Tempest Adore:

This was originally meant to be a Facebook status, but I got so into it, and 6 pages is a bit too much to post on Facebook. Honestly, I haven’t read over it, I just wrote it and posted it. I also started to falter towards the end, my mindset seemed to have changed, so I might go back and edit. And it’s not complete, I stopped mid-sentence, so I have to add the ending.

Seriously, what is going on with the world lately? America especially. I have witnessed more racism, homophobia, religious intolerance, bigotry, hypocrisy, and just plain ignorance and hate more lately than ever. We are all people.

When it comes to homophobia.. gay, straight, bi, trans, pan, poly, whatever: we’re all looking for love. Where we find it shouldn’t matter to anyone else who isn’t directly involved. It does NOT affect you, STOP affecting them. If you don’t like it, don’t engage in it. Don’t gawk at it. If you go to an art store and don’t like one of the paintings, do you FIGHT to have it removed? No, you move on and let others who think and see differently enjoy it. Love is Love. In a world full of war and hate and violence and despair, we should be promoting and fighting for EVERY kind of love, instead of fighting against it and causing more anguish.

When it comes to race.. we’re all fucking human. I understand being patriotic, but EVERY race has done amazing world-changing things; EVERY race has done horrible, evil things; EVERY race is just trying to live, the same as every OTHER race, just in their own way. Who cares?!

When it comes to religion.. faith can be a very powerful thing that saves lives and helps people find themselves and be at peace with themselves. However, faith is personal. EVERYONE’s faith is different, even if you share the same religious beliefs. If people are at peace with themselves, that is all that matters. Just because they don’t believe the same as you, or the same way that you do, does not make them wrong. We only have so many years to live; let people do it their own way. THEIR afterlife is not YOUR concern. And, even if by some chance one specific religion is right and all the others ARE wrong, let those people find that out themselves. I’m sorry if this offends anyone, but I do not believe ANY god would turn someone away simply because they lived their life believing in their own way, finding their own faith. There are SO MANY different religions, they ARE NOT and should NEVER BE law. No matter WHAT, it is never OK to force your views on others, and make them live their lives YOUR way. Nor is it OK to hate them, or shun them, or disrespect them, simply because they are finding their happiness a different way than you.

When it comes to bigotry.. everything I’ve said above applies. If everyone were the same, we would not have come this far. And honestly, if you have so much hate, or fear, or sadness inside of you (which you must to be so disapproving), maybe you should take a step back and realize that those people ARE happy, why aren’t you? What are you missing from your own life that you’re trying to fill by controlling, judging, or sabotaging others’?

As for the hypocrisy.. seriously? No one is perfect. And the main point of this, NO ONE IS THE SAME. You cannot blame someone for making the same mistakes you have. Even if you made them in different ways. We all sin, and no one sin is greater than any other, mainly because no one person is greater than any other. The world, and life, is not simple; it is not black and white; it is not meant to be simply right or wrong. Life itself is a gray area. Don’t justify your sin and disparage another’s, because everyone has different reasons and thoughts and beliefs and feelings. What is right for you may not be right for another. You can not forgive yourself without in turn forgiving others.
 
 

By far this is the best explanation of a path to real happiness that I have ever come across. It has brightened my day and it is early here on the East Coast of the United States as I wrap up my vacation in DC. So today I, while among the Living, will share the love. You never know I might be the guy who buys you a cold drink on a day when it’s going to be a sweltering 100 plus degrees out. Or I might just be the guy who thanks you and listens while we ride on the Metro. Either way from what tempest Adore has written I understand that love is more than desire it is a willingness to give up a little of yourself to learn about another.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
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VIRGINIA STATE SENATOR LOUISE LUCAS D-PORTSMOUTH EXPLAINS IT ALL

Posted in 2012 US ELECTION, ABORTION RIGHTS, AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, AMERICANS AGAINST THE TEA PARTY, ANDREW BRIETBART, BIGOTRY, BLOGS 4 VICTORY, CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION IN AMERICA?, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, DREAM ACT, DRUDGE REPORT, FASCISM, FEARSPEAK, FREEDOM, GLBTQ RIGHTS, GOP MELTDOWN, HOMOPHOBIA, HOW HELL WORKS, JIM HOFT, JOURNALISM, JUSTICE, KOCH BROTHERS, LAAL HETHRI, MAINSTREAM MEDIA SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, MARK EDWARD NOONAN, MICHELE BACHMANN, MITT ROMNEY, NAACP, OBAMACARE, OCCUPY WALL STREET, OFFICE OF THE TORTURER GENERAL, POLITICS, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, RACIAL VIOLENCE, RELIGIOUS RIGHT, ROCK THE SLUT VOTE, RUSH LIMBAUGH, SARAH PALIN, SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO, SHERIFF PAUL BABEAU, TEA PARTY, TEA PARTY VIOLENCE, TERRORISM, THE BAIN PROBLEM, THE BIG LIE ON PARADE, THE DAILY DOGGEREL, THE IGNORANT TENTH, THE MATING HABITS OF CONSERVATIVES, THE MEDITATORS, THE RICH STILL DIE, THE ULSTERMAN REPORT, THE WAR ON WOMEN, THEOCRACY, THEY EXPLAIN IT ALL, TINA ANDERSON, TRAYVON MARTIN MURDER CASE, U.S. ECONOMY, VIRAL VIDEO OF THE WEEK, VOTER SUPPRESSION, VULCA, WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP, WHITE HOUSE DOSSIER, WHITE PRIVILEGE, WORLD NET DAILY with tags , , , , , on 25/07/2012 by Majordomo Pain

Never have the Collective heard the issue of what is wrong with America put so very well. Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas D-Portsmouth [demographics] speaking on the John Fredricks Morning Show on WHKT AM 1650. Take a listen and tell us what you think.

After being called out for being racist by Senator Lucas, the conservative blogosphere is “outraged” on behalf of Mitt Romney. Breitbart tries to make the case that Lucas minced her words attempting to hide behind the word “fringe.” We, Ourselves disagree because the fringe among Republicans aren’t the vitriolic bigots, the haters of gays and blacks and Latinos– those bigots are the conservative base. The fringe in the GOP are the moderates who would like to find compromise on important issues and realize that the control issues and fearmongering do no good service to America as a nation.

Senator Lucas is the true American patriot here. In the end she spoke truth to bigotry in an age when bigotry is frowned upon as well it should be. The racists behind the curtain in the GOP, the modern day Grand Exalted Dragons of the Corporate Ku Klux Klan, the Koch Brothers, depend on both the petty and the hard bigotries of lower, middle and upper class whites that has been there in that political box since Nixon resigned from office in 1974. When Ronald Reagan ran for office he probed the box but he did not fully open it. He simply breathed some new life into that dark place but since the Right came to power in 1981 there was really no need to go back to the days of Klan marches in Washington DC as were seen in the 1920s.

Now with the election of the first person of color as Chief Executive in the United States after eight years of being conned by the neocons into thinking their religious, violent and bigoted beliefs held sway in the White House conservatives are engaging in what comes closest to a full throated racial slur campaign against a politcal opponent. We, Ourselves of the Collective denounce anyone who feels that based on the color of one’s skin they are superior to another. We denounce anyone who feels that they are morally superior because they are in a heterosexual relationship and that all same sex relationships degrade theirs in the eyes of a Deity. We denounce the idea that it is better to give the rich more billions of dollars in tax cuts in the hope that they will offer some begrudging alms to the American Middle Class as if those hard working Americans were an annoyance. We, Ourselves, denounce the idea that government should not restrict you from building an arsenal in your home but it should force you to carry a child to term.

We, Ourselves, of The Collective stand with Senator Lucas and each and every syllable that she spoke to John Fredricks because she was not only correct she has shone a blinding light in the eyes of bigots all across America no matter their social class.

Di lojti strixiûç!

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PHYSICIAN HEAL THYSELF: CONSERVATIVE BULLDOG COMMENTER NEOCON1 HAS A HYPOCRISY PROBLEM

Posted in BIGOTRY, BIRTHERISM, BLOGS 4 VICTORY, COMEDY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CRAZY FLORIDA, FASCISM, FEARSPEAK, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, GLBTQ RIGHTS, GOP MELTDOWN, HOMOPHOBIA, HOW HELL WORKS, IN HINDSIGHT, JUSTICE, MAINSTREAM MEDIA SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, MARK EDWARD NOONAN, NEOCON1, OFFICE OF THE TORTURER GENERAL, POLITICS, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, SEX, TEA PARTY, THEOCRACY, VULCA, WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP, WHITE PRIVILEGE with tags , , , , on 21/06/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

There’s one really great thing about having a bunch of good lawyers in a newsroom; they can tell you what to print and what not to print when you’ve got a story that seems too good to be true. Counselors here in Hell’s capital Dis can give you great advice and direction regarding what is “alleged” and what is known such that you don’t engage in the dirtiest word in the lexicon of any Internet or print journalist– libel. I get the urge to reach in my desk and take out the bottle of Reyka vodka I keep for emergencies just from writing that word.

Neocon1 is a handle that you’ve heard me talk about in the past as he’s been an arch nemesis at Blogs4Victory, formerly Blogs4Bush, over the past nearly seven Terran standard years. Neocon1 is a harsh man who was a Democrat back in the 1960s when he was a young Marine fighting for his country in a useless war in Southeast Asia. Today he is a 60something firebrand of white Catholic conservative anger at all things he sees as Liberal or progressive. This conservative comment poster sees all black Americans as either welfare recipients of members of the New Black Panther Party. Homosexuals to him are all pedophiles. Lesbians by his manner of thinking just haven’t been fucked hard enough by the right man; they are hysterical and confused. All homosexuality, or anything he thinks is deviant sexually, based on his Catholic faith, is a moral stain that cannot be removed.

Neocon1’s Greatest hits:
neocon1
March 19, 2012 at 1:48 pm #
Spook

the truth never bodes well for liars, cheats, looters, racisit, marxists.
Uboma is all the above.

neocon1
March 23, 2012 at 9:56 am #
GMB

. You can be an open homosexual in the service

we have them in the….

white house
DOJ
freddi
congress
senate

people with sexual pathologies, and reprobate minds making our laws and we wonder why things are this way?

I say all of this because I was called into Cavalor’s office this morning and he had Blogs4Vicotry on a large projection monitor on the far wall next to his massive diploma from the Universitje di Dis Law School. I forgot to ask him finally if it really was written in blood when I saw this post left by an individual who called himself “billj1998@aol.com:”

billj1998@aol.com
June 21, 2012 at 5:51 am #
he wont be ousted he will lose the election. If he refuses to leave he WILL be ousted.

marxism 101

1. flood the country with illegal peasants…..check
2. give them everything for NOTHING……….check
3. dumb down the education system…………check
4. put large demographics in the large citys on welfare and OPM…..check
5. have 47% of the population pay NO federal taxes…….check
6. tell them they are poor because of rich white pubbies…..check.
7. push atheism and homosexuality on to the populace…..check
8. abort whole generations…..check
9. elect some fraud know nothing never was empty suit on platitudes…..check
10. reap the consequences……check

Now Cav hadn’t had enough metjuizy this morning and when he went to click on the reply button to refute this nonsense he saw a link that rose out from behind the email address, “http://neocon1/” and this made The Boss quite curious so our demon journalist editor-in-chief did what comes natural and he Googled the email address. When he saw the results, as you can in this link he called me into the office and we had the moment I’ve just described.

That was over 2 hours ago. Since then I’ve met With Diane Valencen, the Consiglieri, The Boss again and finally a roomful of lawyers from Pinchon-Davies who cautioned me about the method to my madness of bringing this holy grail of hypocrisy to your eyes. Now I have to preface this with a few details about myself. I am a Liberal. I think Barack Obama is a great man and would be a better president than Mitt Romney but being in Hell I don’t have a bet in that horse race. I am married to a lovely blonde woman Terri Schwartz, the general manager of the best restaurant in Hell, Vulca, and to Valeri Dubov a pre-op male to female transsexual who writes the arts and culture posts when she’s not hanging out with the fashionistas on Rham. I am by every definition on Terra a polygamist and I love it. I am bisexual and I am an assman. I don’t think people should be judged on their race, sexuality, age, religon or physical handicap. I think people should be judged by what they say and what they do to back it up. Now on to Neocon1 . . .

Over the years since Barack Obama was elected the 44th president of the United States Neocon1 has become more and more bigoted against the LGBTQ community and especially black Americans. To him no foreigner, no black and no gay lesbian or transsexual can formulate an opinion about matters in the United States because they are violent criminals, moochers or deviants. Well I guess since Neocon1 is a married man from Tampa, Florida who would never engage in any deviant sexual activity he is the one of the few who is without sin. Ia m sure that what he allegedly [there’s the magic word!] posted to a forum on the watersports and diaper site “Wet Set” on 20 December 1998 was just a moment of weakness, right?:

Posted by willy on December 20, 1998 at 10:25

im a wm in tampa fla medium build h/w proportionate discrete 40 something looking for female to pee for/on me new to this.

Email: billj1998@aol.com

Now I need to cover some of the boring inside baseball of how the journalistic process works. My first question to Cavalor was, “Do you think this is just someone spoofing Neocon1 to get back at him for comments posted on B4B?” The Boss point to the date and said, “This was many Terran years before B4V existed. William Jefferson Clinton was in power at the time.” My next duty journalistic integrity was to search out other sites with email address and try to glean whether this was the same guy. Neocon1 had said many times since 2005 that he was from Buffalo and relocated to Tampa. He also trumpets his service in the Marines during the Vietnam War. This nugget of information was what led me to the Vietnam Veteran’s Memorial Fund:

From a friend of long ago

Posted for: PETER JOSEPH GERSPACH III:

As young boys 10-12 we played “army” at your house. Your dad was a ww2 vet and had many souvinors. We both wanted to be involved in the armed forces. Me the USMC you army. We lost track of each other, but were BOTH in nam in 1967.God bless you as i know you had to be a Kick ASS guy- thanks Pete. ! HOO WAH !

Posted by: Bill [Last Name redacted.–C.C.D.N.]
Email: billj1998@aol.com
Relationship: We grew up together
Sunday, October 9, 2005

So, circumstantially, all the dominoes are lined up. I will remove this post if Neocon1 can give me some reason to do so. If this wasn’t him in 1998 that posted seeking to have by his own words a “deviant” sexual encounter with a woman who is not his wife very similar to what Senator David Vitter of Louisiana did with the DC Madam’s prostitutes in 2006, I will retract and vehemnetly apologize. But if it this was the action of a man who has uttered some of the most bigoted filth at B4V and gotten away with it time and time again because he is so “upstanding” and “righteous” in his conservative ideology how seriously will those there and at Glenn Beck’s site The Blaze take him from this point on?

In Hindsight
I’ve noticed since writing this Neocon1 has changed his handle to that post on Cavalor’s warning. That was something The Boss wanted to do to see if the email actually matched and it does. I guess I don’t need the “allegedly” anymore but for legal purposes I’ll leave it there. I am sure his conservative bosom buddles will come to his aid and defend his backsliding from the trough of conservative eminance front purity. Neocon1 will likely come up with something similar to the Twinkie defense to explain why he would put the so sacred institution of marriage at risk. “My wife had horrible menopause.” “My wife became suddenly bipolar.” My wife . . ” Always my wife but never something as simple as “Hi my name is Bill and like to watch women peeing, wearing diapers and I like to be urinated upon.”

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
47 Shatter 2 AS

THE SLIPPERY SLOPE OF FETAL PERSONHOOD IN THE COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA

Posted in CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, FEARSPEAK, FETAL PERSONHOOD, GOP MELTDOWN, HOW HELL WORKS, SEX, TEA PARTY, THEOCRACY, Uncategorized, VULCA, WHITE PRIVILEGE with tags , , , , , , , , , on 22/02/2012 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

I could not enjoy a late supper at Vulca last night with two of my colleagues from the paper without being interrupted and ask a legal question about Virginia’s bid to enact a fetal personhood law. The questions came like a shower of brimstone. “Would it pass federal scrutiny?” “Is it legal?” “Could fetuses enter into contracts?” And there were sillier and worse questions that I will not even go into at this time.

By the time Joy Sellinger, a junior partner at Pinchon-Davies, the legal experts retained by The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork, plopped down next to Diane Valencen I looked down at my cold, half eaten leepoo cordon bleu and explained a few things. I set down my knife and fork, wiped my mouth and picked up the wine glass and drained the wonderful Medoc that had been suggested by Claudette Teroux, Vulca’s sommelier. I turned my head and cast my gaze upon Ms Sellinger and I spoke.

“What do you think the purpose of fetal personhood legislation is in the United States?”

Sellinger thought for a oment like any good trial lawyer would do and said, “To use emotion to prevent women from having abortions.”

I cocked my head to the side and replied, “Joy, stop thinking like a member of the Hellac Bar for one minute.” I leaned toward her and whispered, “The purpose is to increase a decreasing dempgraphic. That is the bigger picture. That is what all the anti-contraception law talk is about; demographic shifts which in an age of nearly universal suffrage means voting power which is legislative power that was once held firmly in the hands of a certain group. Seeing the decline in birth rates among this privileged group and the radical increase in birth rates among those who have never held the scepter of power in the United States the States, severally due to conservative turn in state legislatures of recent are trying to slow the March of Time.”

Sellinger looked at me wide eyed. I held up a hand so she would not stop my chain of thought, “Consider an undocumented worker form say, Guatemala, in the Commonwealth of Virginia who is 19 years old and becomes pregnant with twins. According to Virginia HB 1 her fetuses are now free to ‘ enjoy all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of the Commonwealth, subject only to the laws and constitutions of Virginia and the United States, precedents of the United States Supreme Court, and provisions to the contrary in the statutes of the Commonwealth.’ That is they are de jure citizens, the are the ‘Natural Unborn,’ of both the Commonwealth of Virginia and the United States of America, from the moment of conception. This then does more to tear down the hope that the ‘browning of America’ can be slowed because there is no measure that demands non brown women have more pregnancies. Conservatives who write such legislation still believe that there are more of those who think like them and that their women are still getting pregnant, but choosing to abort, and in this they are patently incorrect. If they wanted to pass a rule to increase their number they simply need to mandate that conservative women must get pregnant beofre the age of 21 and never have an abortion.”

“That would be illegal!” Sellinger snapped.

“Precisely,” I said and I picked up my plate and waived a waiter over to reheat my meal.

QWu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Cavalor Epþiþ, Esquire, O.B.R.E., O.D.A.J.[1er], O.Q.H.[Journ.], D.S.V.J., J.F.
Editor-in-Chief
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
76 Ravenshade 2 AS

THE SATURDAY RANT: MY BARSTOOL CONVERSATION WITH JFK

Posted in FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, THE SATURDAY RANT, VULCA with tags , , , on 11/02/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

This is a new thing in an old wrapper for me. I like to rant it’s the best way that I can express my opinions about a wide variety of things that the Living do that piss me off to no end. So, from now until I do something stupid enough to get fired from this lofty post, i will hold my fudge all week and spray it all out on these digital pages on Saturday mornings.

There’s quite a bit of tee-heeing on the Right in the past few days regarding a woman who came forward about an affiar she had with John Fitzgerald Kennedy when she worked as an intern in the White House in 1962. I watched Meredith Viera’s Rock Center interview with Mimi Alford with a bit of curiosity. Ms Alford is an elegant and well spoken woman and I personally believe that she is recalling her time spent with President Kennedy with clarity and accuracy. Like most young women who take up with a powerful man she described Kennedy in the same way many people here in Dis describe him. Charismatic. Handsome. Magnetic. I know the MP from the 54th arondissment of Dis very well and I sat down with him at the bar in Vulca last night.

I wasn’t looking for this story; Kennedy saw me coming out of the head and asked if I wanted to chat for a few minutes, “on the record.” I thought this was about some matter lof business before the Bax Demvolu Comnu, the lower house of parliament here in Hell but he said, “No, nothing that pedestrian, Fred.” We sat sat down at the west end of the bar which was always more quiet and relatively private and the female demon bartender started making JFK a bullshot. I asked for a Knob Creek on the rocks and she nodded. JFK was rubbing his hands as he tried to gather his words.

“Fred I know you saw the interview and I want to talk about that,” he said as his drink arrived and mine was being poured. There was some laughter from a couple that passed behind us as they went to their table. “You know that I loved women probably more than anyone who occupied the Oval Office. I remember the first time I saw Mimi,” he paused voice cracking, and then as he composed himself his eyes gave that flicker of light that betrayed a Soul in Hell recalling better days when alive, “I was enthralled. Lust, sure there was lust, she was fresh and young and impossibly beautiful, but there was something in her manner, do you, can you understand Fred that drew me to her in a way that goes far, far beyond simple lust my friend.”

“I don’t give a goddamn about terrestiral politics now, or legacies, all of that shit is for the birds, you know that?”

“I do Jack I know that for sure,” I replied taking a pull off the bourbon in my highball glass.

“If you want to write something about this I’m here to tell you that I loved that girl, I loved Mimi because she took all the weight of that cursed office from my shoulders even if just for a few minutes. The playful way she would call me Mister president even when I begged her to call be Jack, ahh, there was no currency in Hell or on Terra that could buy that sort of peace. So write this my boy. You write this for me. If the Right on Terra today think that I was less of a President because I loved, and made love to a beautiful woman outside my marriage that’s fine. But until they are in that crucible I think they should keep their focus on the problems that America has not what one man did and has no regret for generations down the road. I loved mimi Alford Fred. That’s what I wanted to tell ylou and that’s what I want every Soul in Hell to know.”

He finished his drink patted me on the back as he always does and strode off to join his table for dinner. I looked up at the coulmns of liquor bottles from more than 100 worlds and asked for another reminder of the good life on Terra. “Daxgedza! I shouted, “I’ll have a bullshot over at my table.”

Pax terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
65 Ravenshade 2 AS

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