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TORTURER GENERAL HAXAX CARNIDO THIS DATE ON THE HEX: WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL UPON TERRA

Posted in CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, HOMOPHOBIA, OFFICE OF THE TORTURER GENERAL, PULSE NIGHT CLUB SHOOTING, THE PULSE ORLANDO, THEOCRACY, WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH on 18/06/2016 by Majordomo Pain

Speaking upon the Hex in the Bax Demvolu Comnu this morning, Hellac Imperial Torturer General Haxax Carnido, O.B.R.E., O.Q.H [Jur.], expressed outrage at the protests at funerals of the 49 victims of the Pulse night club hate crime by members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

In his address this morning, Carnido said, “Those who simply are blinded with hate, like these men and women, who add deeper grief to families and loved ones are the most clear evidence of evil incarnate among those Living on Terra. There is no justification, beyond their rights in their homeland for such an action and here in Hell it is condemned by my office. Westboro, by shouting, “G-d sent the shooter!” have aligned themselves with the malignancy that is Daesh and bear full responsibility for inspiring these apostates to do greater evil. Like cowards, they hide under the cloak of the protections of the Constitution of the United States of America while actively disdaining the true nature of the freedoms that living document guarantees.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Nuc. Phys.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Journ.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
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BREAKING NEWS: FRED PHELPS’ ARRIVAL IN HELL SPURS MASSIVE CROWD GATHERINGS AT SERRATOTH CUSTOM HOUSE

Posted in WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH with tags , , , , , on 20/03/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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Controversial evangelical pastor Fred Phelps Sr has died at the age of 84. Phelps, whose Westboro Baptist Church was infamous for its anti-gay protesting at the funerals of soldiers all over the country, arrived some two hours ago at Serratoth Custom House under heavy guard after news of his presence in the Afterlife became public. More than 20,000 souls have gathered near the gates of the Entry Court where Magis M.M. Logan is presiding over his judgment. Logan is known to be a no nonsense member of the bench and no friend of evangelicals in his more than 25 Terran standard years on the bench has been harsh with those who have inspired hatred with religion. Some of the readers of this blog may recall that Logan was also the presiding Magis in the trial of Jerry Falwell in 2007.

The prosecution is being lead by noted attorney Henry Howell who stated as he arrived for the proceedings, “Justice will be served today. The world of the Living is better off without this man but Justice has to be served as this defendant has quite a bit to answer for over his eight decades of life. There’s no need for the Living to dance on his grave because I’m going to push for the maximum penalty under Hellac Law.”

While Phelps did serve a hateful deity while he lived his crimes do not qualify he be cast into Oblivion. A more likely sentence will find crucified in the Field of Crosses where he will be tormented for an amount of time to be determined by the Entry Court.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
150 1 Leviathan 3 AS

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