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COKE AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL AD AND CHEERIOS UPDATED AD FEATURING WHITNEY AVALON INSPIRE MORE CONSERVATIVE OUTRAGE

Posted in CHERRIOS, COCA COLA, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT, WHITNEY AVALON with tags on 04/02/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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The right wing in America is once again outraged about something the saw on television that’s designed to sell products. This Cocoa-Cola ad, a new classic, ran during Super Bowl XLVIII:

As pointed out by e-online the bigots of the right wing were so in rictus over America the Beautiful being sung in languages other than English the never say the happy, caring same sex couple in the ad.

If that weren’t enough the fine folks at General Mills who make Cheerios have continued ads with the family that sparked outrage this past Terran summer among conservatives. Whitney Avalon returns as the mother of an awesome loving family and conservatives are throwing up in their mouths:

Of course

DIVERTISSMENT: WHITNEY AVALON EXPENSIVE TASTES

Posted in DIVERTISSMENTI, THE MEDITATORS, WHITNEY AVALON with tags , , on 01/06/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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This is classic!

We, Ourselves, of The Collective and The Meditators adore this wonderful Human Being and recognize her amazing talent!

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

CONSERVATIVES BEHAVING BADLY: WHITNEY AVALON, SUPERSTAR, OR, A CHEERIOS COMMERCIAL SENDS THE POLITICAL RIGHT INTO A FIT OF MADNESS

Posted in BIG FUR HAT, BIGOTRY, CAVALOR EPTHITH EDITORIALS, CHERRIOS, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, WHITNEY AVALON on 01/06/2013 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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I was sitting in Vulca last night having a nice quiet dinner alone before heading back to the office to do the final approvals on the Sunday edition front and op-ed pages when H.L. Mencken plopped down across from me carrying what he swore was his first bourbon of the evening. He did not say hello, or ask me how my family was he got right to the point, “Cav, how many white bigots do you think voted for Barack Obama in 2012?”

I put down my fork, wiped my mouth and took a cooling deep breath, “I do not imagine many Mr. Mencken.”

The noted journalist leaned forward, a lock of sandy brown hair threatening to fall down over his left eye, “So then, for whom did these people, who simply dislike President Obama because of his race vote, in your opinion?”

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I say up straight blinking and I could feel the hydrocarbons growing in the area of my lungs that allow me to make fire and I coughed the smoke away, then said, “I take it this is not a trick question, so logically if they harbor a prejudice against Obama they likely voted for Romney since the numbers of minor party candidates do not show large results.” I felt rather silly that no one has even asked this question to this point. It wasm however, timely that Mencken did ask me because as I got home last night my wife greeted me with another question, “Have you read any of the horrible comments about the Cheerios commercial?”

Now as the editor-in-chief of the largest newspaper in Hell I was once again reduced to feeling like a miner in Sheol who knows nothing of the news for eight to ten hours everyday for he is deep in the bowels of a mine. Not only had I not seen this advert, which I must add is adorable, but I had no idea what Cheerios are. Carol, my loving wife looked at me as if my horns had fallen off and went to the cabinet and poured a few out on the counter and I munched a handful. They are quite tasty even to this demon journalist with a discerning palate. I had a bowl of these this morning not with bovine milk which I find as repulsive as you would find a bottle of swamp water but with the milk of a leepoo fin.

Back to the video. The hatred and vitriol coming from the right about this thirty second advert is truly no surprise. I have grown to expect this sort of response from the impotent ever shrinking bloviators of conservatism. Conservatives are not all bigots against the Black, the Brown, the Latino, the Muslim, the Feminist, the Socialist, The Progressive, the Intellectual, the Gay, the Lesbian, the Transgendered and the Queer, but I would bet the majority of those that are fall into the Conservative camp with the rest swearing no political ideology at all.

From the far Right Stormfront:
Originally Posted by WhiteBeauty101
To top it all of, at the end, it says “LOVE,” of course to brand it into peoples’ minds that interracial relationships are the epitome of what is wholesome and good. Completely disgusting. Won’t be eating cheerios again.

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The most important takeaway from this add of what “outraged” those who feel their white skin is some sort of sacred heritage of purity and power to be protected rather than just an organ [that would be tasty if grilled with some garlic butter and a squeeze from a fresh lime [If you have not had it prepared this way you truly have not had a full Afterlife.–C.E.] which protects your innards and happens to have become a means by which to abuse those dissimilar is that what they reacted to was not simply the child and her mother but that the commercial ended in the most powerful emotion in the Human arsenal–Love. Think about that today and enjoy a nice bowl of Cheerios while perusing Whitney Avalon’s site

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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