Archive for ANDREW BREITBART

FOREIGN BORN, RADICAL, SEXUAL SINNER

Posted in 2012 ELECTION GOP AUTOPSY, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE OBSESSION WITH SEX, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, CONSERVATIVE SEX SCANDAL, DENISE ODIE JOSEPH II, DINESH D'SOUZA, FOLLOW UP, FOX NEWS, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, FREEDOM, FUNDAMENTALISTS ACTING BADLY, IN HINDSIGHT with tags , , , , on 24/01/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

fred_schwartz_4

If you said these words to a conservative they would smile and think of Barack Obama. Actually, this person is Dinesh D’souza the once high and mighty evangelical conservative who sought to bring down President Obama. D’Souza failed for the same reasons there hasn’t been a GOP president since Bush. He failed because unlike the Progressives, D’Souza lives in a purity vacuum whose standards cannot be maintained in the real world. D’Souza wanted to have an affair but entangled in the draconian rules of Evangelical Christianity, he felt that he had to place a veneer of value on his relationship with Denise Odie Joseph II by introducing her as his fiancee.

hindsight 2102
In Hindsight
I could care less if conservatives want to commit adultery or not, I am not their judge. However, I do have a really big problem with people who espouse the values of moral purity and wish to tear down those who simply want the same freedoms as everyone else in the freest nation on Terra. These people, those like D’Souza who we all know with the most recent news of his indictment on campaign fraud charges places him that pantheon of fake moralists and ethical psychopaths along with Anne Coulter, Rush Limbaugh and Andrew Breitbart all of whom have their many flaws overlooked by a seething white conservative base that knows nothing of compassion and lives only to feed their hatred of “the Other.”

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
98 1 Leviathan 3 AS

NO MR KRUGMAN YOU ARE NOT EVIL AT ALL BREITBART AND THE CONSERVATIVES ARE

Posted in BREITBART, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, PAUL KRUGMAN with tags , , , on 11/03/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

fredschwartz1

Now I’d be remiss, to use a word our Boss Cavalor loves to use, if I didn’t admit that The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork editorial staff hadn’t blown a few stories over the past seven years. But blowing a story or not wanting to argue with an angry husband over the semantics of what constitutes knowledge of the actions of their employer and taking the article down are universes apart from not simply checking facts. This newspaper isn’t in the business of slander nor are we in the agenda business. Laugh if you want but when we throw a story against the wall it sticks because it has been checked and rechecked until it squeaks.

krugman-and-cat

Now the folks at the still dead Andrew Breitbart’s website ran with a story [since removed] from Boston.com that originated from the satire site The Daily Currant which said that Nobel prize winning economist Paul Krugman was filing for Chapter 13 bankruptcy. Krugman read the satirical post at the Currant as well and like the sly fox he really is [you should really see this guy playing Pictionary at a dinner party sometime.] he just leaned back in his computer chair chuckled and waited for some right wing idiots to take the bait. It didn’t take long for Breitbart’s minions, wet eyed and drooling at the thought of ridiculing someone they feel is close to President Obama, ran to their digital presses and ran the story without checking the original source.

blow-job-no-job
In Hindsight

I know what you’re thinking that politics ain’t beanbag. Yeah I guess you’re right but the bottom line is if Breitbart’s people want to impress a Progressive researcher for a large newspaper in Hell, they need to not get duped and end up sucking on something that’s a bit more embarrassing than a lemon. In his response to all of this Paul Krugman tries to convince his readers that his actions are evil. No, no Mr Krugman your actions aren’t evil at all. It’s the anti-Progressive right that can’t see anything but their long dead “great white past” that’s evil. Well played sir, well played indeed.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
194 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

DENISE ODIE JOSEPH II YOUR LIBERAL NEIGHBORS WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THEIR HEARTS

Posted in BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE SEX SCANDAL, DENISE ODIE JOSEPH II, DINESH D'SOUZA, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS with tags , , , , , , , , on 19/10/2012 by sarahbloch

First Andrew Breitbart just drops dead and now this Dinesh D’Souza epic fail? Now the Right has made a martyr of Breitbart but with D’Souza not so much. The Sadow wrote a great post anchoring Dinesh D’Souza to his own Jovian level of hypocrisy and now it’s time for me to do the same with what many would have liked to think was the victim of this whole “scandal” Denise Odie Joseph II.

I wanted to compare this whole mess like a massive Hollywood breakup but an election didn’t turn and the ideological future of the nation didn’t change because Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up. Denise Odie Joseph II was a conservative groupie who blogged on the fringe of the Conservative movement. From reading some of her posts I’ve gathered that she didn’t really care for the Washington Post and she’s voting for Romney because he husband told her to. Maybe her husband should have told her not to fuck other people less than a year into their marriage–that might have at least delayed D’Souza’s biblical crash and burn at the hands of some of his former colleagues.

That last bit is what I’m savoring the most. It wasn’t the Huffington Post or MSNC that brought down D’Souza it was his own scorned pals in the Conservative Christian apologetics movement that took him to task. D’Souza even made the desperate comment that he didn’t know, as a Christian, that he didn’t realize that being engaged before you were divorced was a real no no. Okay, either ‘Souza is just not willing to play by any rules that keeps him from his weet piece of ass or he is simply stupid. The latter makes more sense after watching his film Obama 2016 the former makes more sense if you listen to much of the hateful rhetoric he’s spewed over the last two decades.

Back to the very married and very skinny and likely very flexible [and not only in her morality] Ms Joseph II. The real victim in all of this is Dixie Brubaker, not D’Souza or Joseph, or even conservatism which gets another load of jizz in the eye because they have once again forgotten their leaders are human and have human desires. Even Joseph’s own blog was called, “I, Denise, Lust After . . .” and, of course it has been scrubbed from the outer integument of the Internet. Or maybe it imploded from its own hypocrisy? The Living may never know the answer to that one. Joseph’s opinions were little more than a set up to get closer to her ultimate target Dinesh D’Souza, but they also are so deeply hypocritical in the light of the affair that the only way to them justice is to post a bit of it and let you the reader reflect.

And because the societies their liberal ideas create are so incredibly, diversely stupendously fantastic, Type II Liberals are forced to pay $30,000.00+ a year to get their kids a basic K-12 education while demeaning Republican tax structured communities as racist, exclusionary, and backwards, ignorant to the fact that these communities take for granted resources and services Liberal ones can’t even imagine. Type II masochists, for all their learnin’, have no idea that public school requires tuition–in the form of their tax dollars–paid to that great behemoth of efficiency, The Department of Education. They have no idea that when they are forced to send their kids to private school because of the sorry and dangerous state of public education in their Liberal Meccas, they are not being honored but insulted and robbed in broad daylight. Apparently, highly concentrated populations of juvenile Trayvons in Trayvon-dominant schools aren’t considered acceptable company for Type II Liberal kids, though their plights make excellent dinner party conversation.

Sadly enough, Type II Liberals do precious little to hide their raging masochism and their penchant for setting up situations of suffering is painfully transparent. After spending all that money to ensure that their kids don’t eat lunch next to Trayvons in Trayvon-dominant schools, these very sames proudly and righteously brag about the significant (like 30 total) percentage of richly-and-incurably-wronged-racially-diverse-prize-pig-kids-from-the-ghetto, a.k.a Trayvons, their private school enrolls. (Libs love hyphenated identities.) Of course, these are the banner kids of banner progenitors who have been cheated by society in every conceivable way, shape and de jure and de facto form. When Trayvon comes to the party alone, Type IIs are happy, but when he brings his neighbor-hood of friends in hoodies…

Somehow, when The Annual Fund (oooh, doesn’t that sound fancy) time comes around each year, Type II parents, usually so proud of their 30 imported hyphenated-identitied kids, become downright p-i-s-s-e-d about forking over several thousand more in “gifts” which, by the way, pay the tuition of the 30 imported hyphenated-identitied kids. Type IIs however, are quickly soothed when the school prints their name as donors in some concert program or parent newsletter or cafeteria menu or something. Upon seeing the several different categories of donors listed and endowed with the competitive spirit that fuels their successful and lucrative careers, said Type IIs even silently vow to donate more next year since So and So’s Type II parents cannot possibly be listed as “Generous Donors” while they are only noted for their “support.”

Yes, Type IIs are suckers for punishment.

Finally, there is the third class of Liberals, none other than Type III. While I think Type Is are more likely than not afflicted with some form of mental illness, I do have some respect for those who walk their talk, whatever I may think of their talk. Type IIs are pathetic but in a way, and for whatever sick reason, are generous donors to that bottomless pit charity called the entitlement state. It is for the third class of Liberals that I reserve the most disdain. Maybe it’s because I rub their elbows daily—physically–as they walk home from their bureaucratic jobs and because I listen to them honk their tiny electric car horns at each other like the caring, compassionate, barbarians they really are. The kind caring kind who kindly care about every last species of tree frog on the face of the planet but who could live in the apartment next door and for their entire life, never deign to send as much as a lukewarm glance in your direction. I’m serious folks, if not for the bill collector, you could seriously DIE in your DC apartment and NEVER EVER be found.

Type IIIs, due to limited earning potentials, gravitate to Liberalism out of envy and narcissism. They know they can never afford multiple German imports so they zealously propel their clown cars up and down the road to Whole Foods, all the while secretly grudging the good fortune of their Type II brother. Soon, Type III thinks, his precious President O’s policies will cut brother down to size and force him to drive the expensive enough, but inevitably less-expensive than the 7 Series BMW, state-mandated vehicle. Type III women can find no man to marry them and know that even if they somehow did, their Type III household combined income could barely accommodate one child much less multiple children in Liberal $30,000.00 per annum land. Is it surprising then that those with Type III pathology become the most adamant birth control and abortion advocates?

As an aside, I think it is interesting how Obama pays the aforementioned 30,000+ to send his kids to school while doing his best to tax and policy-to-death other high-earners out of the ability to do the same for their kids. I guess if he ever becomes a victim of his own policies, he can simply write a book or make a speech demonizing the ‘rich’ and poof, he’s got more money than he can spend, with or without taxes. No need to worry about Sasha and Malia ever bringing home a Trayvon from a DC public school. Why in the world doesn’t he send his kids to public school with the richly-wronged people he supposedly adores and respects? Send his kids to school with integral members of his base? And just in case you were wondering, Type III men, troubled products of divorce and other progressive-society maladies, have no interest in buying cows when they can milk a different but equally unpleasant cow for free every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night.

In short, Type IIIs are young, educated beyond their means, and firmly entrenched in their Northern Virginia condos, clinging to their tax bracket like the rest of us cling to our liberty. Simply put, these Liberals can’t afford hypocrisy and so take up the banner of Liberalism in the pursuit of an achievable status distinction. The ideology itself is a status symbol. Their psychological need for Liberalism is as great as the Welfare Mom’s physical one.

So which type of Liberal do you love to hate? Regardless of your preference, the following story has something for you.

Ms Joseph your liberal neighbors, all three types love you now. The only thing left to find out is if Dinesh D’Souza has binders full of women or just this one in a hotel room that he kept in a a keycard sleeve.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
58 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

LAAL HETHRI CONFIRMS ANDREW BRIETBART, CONSERVATIVE PUNDIT, DEAD OF NATURAL CAUSES AT AGE 43

Posted in ANDREW BRIETBART, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE with tags on 01/03/2012 by Robin Naismith Green

In a stunning event the Laal Hethri has confirmed that American conservative pundit Andrew Brietbart has arrived at Entry Court at Serratoth Custom House. Breitbart appears to have died in Los Angeles yesterday from a massive heart attack. Fox News has additional information. The Laal Hethri Special Branch will have a press conference later today.

More commentary from the editorial staff here to follow.

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
Serratoth Custom House
City Desk Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
84 Ravenshade 2 AS

DAVID WEIGEL EXPLAINS IT ALL: CPAC 2012 ATTENDEES FEARING VIOLENCE AT DC CONFERENCE

Posted in ANDREW BRIETBART, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CPAC 2012, FEARSPEAK, OCCUPY DC, THE MEDITATORS, THEY EXPLAIN IT ALL with tags , , , , , on 09/02/2012 by Majordomo Pain

Lachlan Markay’s post at Heritage.org took only hours to strike fear in the hearts of well heeled Conservatives gathering in DC for CPAC 2012 according to The Slate’s David Weigel:

I grabbed drinks yesterday with a few people plotting their agendas for the Conservative Political Conference. It starts tomorrow. It will, they fear, be the site of mass chaos. One media manager for a few candidates told me she was warning clients to wear the sort of shoes they’d be comfortable sprinting away from danger in.

We, Ourselves, of The Collective are keeping an eye on CPAC 2012 which begins in 7 minutes at the Marriott Wardman Park hotel in Washington. You can watch the conference live here from 0900 EST today.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
63 Ravenshade 2 AS

%d bloggers like this: