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A NOTE TO MAOR YARON

Posted in CAVALOR EPTHITH EDITORIALS, KAY KISHKUSH WILSON, KRISTINE LUKEN with tags , , , on 29/09/2013 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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Good morning. As Editor-in-Chief of this newspaper and singular individual responsible for its content I have decided to both retract and remove all references to the murder of Kristine Luken and the attack upon Kishkush Wilson from this blog. I do encourage you to read what Hell thinks of the actions of the Living in the future, but officially as a demon journalist this matter is closed. I and my staff here wish you to live in interesting times.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Cavalor Epþiþ, Esquire, O.B.R.E., CS, O.D.A.J.[1er], O.Q.H.[Journ.], D.S.V.J., J.F.
Editor-in-Chief
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
133 Colnu 2 AS

YOU WEEKLY THURSDAY COCO AUSTIN: RED IS MY FAVORITE COLOR

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, COCO THONG THURSDAY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS with tags , , , on 29/08/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
104 Colnu 2 AS

WHY ALL THE GIRLS IN THE DIS BRIMSTONE DAILY PITCHFORK OFFICE DRINK COFFEE

Posted in COMEDY, DIVERTISSMENTI with tags , , on 24/08/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
99 Colnu 2 AS

MY REACTION TO THE VERDICT IN THE CASE OF TRAYVON MARTIN

Posted in BIGOTRY, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, RACIAL VIOLENCE with tags , , on 17/07/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
67 Colnu 2 AS

BAT SHIT CRAZY ALERT: MICHELE BACHMANN

Posted in CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, MICHELE BACHMANN, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS with tags , , on 19/05/2013 by sarahbloch

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Not simply crazy, but bat shit crazy. Here’s that Theocracy thing we’ve been warning you about.

Keep talking Congresswoman Bachmann, keep talking.

Breitbart adhux autem mortju!

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
13 Colnu 2 AS

EMPRESS ANG’KI HOOR I EXPLAINS IT ALL

Posted in AURORA COLORADO THEATHER SHOOTING, EVENING EDITION, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS, THEY EXPLAIN IT ALL with tags , , , on 23/07/2012 by sarahbloch

“Guns don’t kill people, easily obtained guns with large volume clips in the hands of people with no respect for Human Life kill people.”–Empress Ang’ki Hoor I

Di lojti strixiûç!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
75 Shatter 2 AS

THERE’S SOMETHING FUNNY OUT THERE: COOTER COUNTY’S CHEESES CRUST!

Posted in COMEDY, COOTER COUNTY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS with tags , , , , , , , on 05/01/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

I’m not going to send the talented folks of Cooter County a bill for the keyboard I ruined spewing bourbon through my nose watching this video. No really, it was worth it. Watch this and you’ll know.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
31 Ravenshade 2 AS

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