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MY DEFENSE OF MILEY CYRUS

Posted in MILEY CYRUS, TWERKING, VALERI DUBOV'S OPINIONS with tags , , , , , on 29/08/2013 by valeridubov

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Dahlings, unless you’ve been on another planet you certainly have either watched the video of Miley Cyrus’ performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. There has been a virtual firehose worth of acidic comments directed toward this young woman for reasons that most people aren’t too concerned with understanding. As much as I LOATHE politics there is a political angle to this manufactured scandal. First of all, dahlings, there is no scandal here at all. Cyrus is simply spreading her wings in an age on Terra, and especially in America, where socially things are changing at a pace faster than the former Master of Morality [read middle aged religious conservative white men] can seem to handle.

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There are always going to be prudes, whether they are prudish against artistic expression or simply befuddled and angered by any public display of sexuality, human society will always have some. The times have changed regarding what is acceptable as entertainment in one’s own home, drastically, over the course of the television age. Like Miley Cyrus, or not, favor twerking or not, enjoy erotic and funny performances or not, their is a great shift toward female expressions of sexuality in all forms of art in America and the world in which you live and that is never going to change.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Valeri Dubov, D.S.V.A., O.Q.H [Fashion Design]
Managing Editor—Arts, Fashion & Culture
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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CHRIS STARK AND MILA KUNIS EXPLAIN IT ALL

Posted in CHRIS STARK, MILA KUNIS, VALERI DUBOV'S OPINIONS with tags , , , , , , on 10/03/2013 by valeridubov

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As if, dahlings, I needed another reason to adore Mila Kunis, this from BBC 1 Radio and their luscious interviewer Chris Stark:

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Valeri Dubov, D.S.V.A., O.Q.H [Fashion Design]
Managing Editor—Arts, Fashion & Culture
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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CHRISTOPHER WALKEN CHANNELS HIS INNER HONEY BOO BOO

Posted in CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, COMEDY with tags , on 10/10/2012 by Majordomo Pain

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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ROSEMARY WATSON EXPLAINS IT ALL

Posted in COMEDY, ROSEMARY WATSON, THEY EXPLAIN IT ALL with tags , on 26/09/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

One of the great things about doing research is that I’m always stumbling over something really fascinating. Like those weird stone balls in Costa Rica or the robotic meshworm thing scientists created. Today I was trying to find a good parody of Ann Romney and in my travels I found this amazingly talented woman Rosemary Watson.

People this lady is more than just amazing voices as her website says she writes and professionally produces as well. This leaves only one question people: Isn’t America ready for a lady detective that can sound like virtually anyone? Kelsey Grammer are you listening pal?

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
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IF IT’S THURSDAY, IT MUST BE COCO AUSTIN DAY

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, DAILY BREAK FROM POLITICS, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS with tags , , on 20/09/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

Don’t ever say I didn’t do anything for you.

Pax Terra!

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CAPTION PLEASE: THE BIG DOG, BROOKLYN LEE TASHA REIGN AND JENNIFER TAULE

Posted in CAPTION PLEASE, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS with tags , , , on 23/08/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

My apologies upfront to President Clinton. Dude you know I love you man, but this is begging for a caption. The lovely ladies seen here with The Big Dog in Monaco are from left to right Jennifer Taule, Vice President at NMS Management Services, adult actress Tasha Reign and adult actress Brooklyn Lee

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
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TEN BEST SHOWS ON TELEVISION IN 2012: US EDITION

Posted in THE BEST OF TERRAN TV with tags , , on 14/08/2012 by valeridubov

Dahlings, if you don’t have access to DirecTV then this post may mean nothing to you. The network television shows [ABC, NBC, CBS & Fox] have little if anything that makes you want to rush home and be infront of the set to watch. I haven’t felt that way about a show on the three major networks since “The West Wing.” But have faith things are bright and exciting on the cable netowrks. Here is my top ten list for the year so far.

10. Push Girls -Sundance Channel:
I came across this show completely by accident and now my DVR is bursting at the seams with episodes. I love how tough these gals are. It’s not just a feel good show because halfway through the second episode I’d forgotten they were in wheel chairs and was fascinated by how they attack life.

9. Breaking Bad -AMC:
A good man goes bad? Or was he a bad man all the time? I’ve been watching for four seasons now and I guess by the end of the fifth and last that question will be answered.

8. True Blood -HBO:
I know dahlings many of you will give me grief about this show being rated so low but the plot twists have left me with a giant question mark over my head. I’m sure they’ll right the ship and give me my good characters being good again soon. Kristen Bauer van Stratten and Rutina Wesley are this season’s standout performers.

7. Californication -Showtime:
The cast in this drama is what makes it out of the bottom three; the lusty and raucous plots and scenes bring out the best in the cast. McElhone is a dream and Duchovny is plain stellar.

6. Boardwalk Empire -HBO:
Anyone who didn’t think Steve Buscemi was a star after “Fargo” was an idiot dahlings. Anyone who doesn’t think so now after Boardwalk Empire just isn’t paying attention. Characters have come and gone but the triangle of Gretchen Mol, Kelly MacDonald and Paz de la Huerta make the Boardwalk really sizzle.

5. Mad Men -AMC:
What else could you possibly want from a period piece? Luscious just plain luscious from the sets, to the actors to the scripts.

4. Boss -STARZ:
It’s only been on for one season and if this season is as good as the last this will likely be in the top three this time next year. Kelsey Grammer has done a star turn in this role as have Kathleen Robertson and Connie Nielsen. Who’ll wind up dead in the Windy City this season?

3. Game of Thrones -HBO:
I have never been a fantasy, sword and sorcery fan and I’m still not because Game of Thrones is just a power drama plain and simple. There are people I know here in Dis that wouldn’t go near anything of this genre a year ago and now? They’re hooked! Don’t be confused dahlings Peter Dinklage is the star of this epic series.

2. The Newsroom -HBO:
This show from the brillaint mind of Aaron Sorkin is reason enough to stay up to 2300 on Sunday nights. Jeff Daniels is Broadway quality brillaint in giving a body and a pulse to Sorkin’s words. Emily Mortimer is so very animated, in a most positive way befitting her personality, that I’m worn out with joy after every episode. Alison Pill [whom I love on “In Treatment”] is equally frenetic, sarcastic and whip smart. And as if this weren’t enough dahlings you get Jane Fonda, Olivia Munn AND Sam Waterston to watch every week.

1. Downton Abbey -PBS:
Okay this is a bit of a trick, but January 2013 can’t get to Terra fast enough for me. I don’t have enough column space to say all the wonderful things that need to be said about Elizabeth McGovern, Michelle Dockery, Sophie Mc Shera, Hugh Bonneville, Dan Stevens and Dame Maggie Smith. All I can say is bravo!

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Valeri Dubov, D.S.V.A., O.Q.H [Fashion Design]
Managing Editor—Arts, Fashion & Culture
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ARREST WARRANT ISSUED IN NEW ORLEANS FOR ACTOR CUBA GOODING JR

Posted in CUBA GOODING JR, SHOCANTELLE BROWN, VALERI DUBOV'S OPINIONS with tags , , on 31/07/2012 by valeridubov

Dahlings I almost passed out when I read this! I thought what could this beautiful man have possibly done to warrant a warrant? I felt like Shocantelle Brown for a moment. OKRRR?

It appears that Mr Gooding shoved a female bartender in the Big Easy and the barwench is shoving back dahlings by filing an assault charge. TMZ has the details. First Kristen Stewart and now this? I nothing sacred in Tinseltown?

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Valeri Dubov, D.S.V.A., O.Q.H [Fashion Design]
Managing Editor—Arts, Fashion & Culture
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BREAD & CIRCUSES: TYLER HADLEY, DAVID LEE SINNETT, NATHAN VAN WILKINS, ELIN KRANTZ AND THE BIG LIE ON PARADE

Posted in AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, BIGOTRY, Bread & Circuses, COMEDY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, CRIME BLOTTER, ELIN KRANTZ, FASCISM, FEARSPEAK, FREEDOM, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, POLITICS, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, RACIAL VIOLENCE, ROBIN NAISMITH GREEN OPINIONS, RURAL CRIME, THE BIG LIE ON PARADE with tags , , , on 18/07/2012 by Robin Naismith Green

The more I think about it the easier I am convinced that I am a part of the 1% that seems to be the target of much of the ire in American politics today. I was born and raised in the tony Boston suburb of Weston, Massachusetts two two parents who were born into two different worlds. My father was born into wealth in Weston in 1930 his father taking the same route and Joseph P Kennedy to secure his family’s future through the Great Depression– my granddad was a bootlegger. My mother, born in 1940, came from less wealth than my father but her family was secure at least in a daily meal as they owned an operated a fishing enterprise in Scituate, Massachusetts that survives to this day as a daily tuna and cod charter and lobstering service.

Both my parents did what they loved and used their wealth to pursue higher degrees with the same passion that many people in America take the destructive course of drugs and violence. Minorities didn’t figure into the lives of my parents during their youth; to both of them in the 40s and 50s for all accounts the world was a white canvas that offered an infinite possibility without hindrance as long as they followed the simplest of rules. But something happened to them that often does not happen to the truly wealthy in America as my father entered Harvard University in 1949 and my mother matriculated at Brown in 1958.

By 1963 the year my parents met, the world they were born into had changed significantly. They both lived in a world of privilege and money as my father had gone on to graduate summa cum laude from Harvard Law and my mother was in her first year at Harvard Medical School. There has been a joke in my family that my birth was not an accident but it was caused by one. My father had been recruiting on campus for his law firm on 22 November 1963 and upon hearing the news that President Kennedy had been shot raced out of a parking lot and struck an attractive black haired, green eyed, woman riding a bike through the slush. That woman was my mother and she wasn’t hurt and as much as I hate cliches it was love at first sight.

There was a common thread in both of their lives as my mother pursued a career in neurosurgery and my father became a partner in one of the most prominent corporate law firms in Boston and that was the black struggle for civil rights. Both of my parents were familiar with the work of William Sloane Coffin and were equally as mesmerized by the sermons of Dr Martin Luther King Jr as they were disgusted by the murder of Medgar Evers.

To end a long story and get to the meat of this post I was raised with a singular value– that all men are created equal and that everyone deserves respect as a Human Being. Period. There is no master race. There is no eugenical basis in science that whites are smarter than blacks, less violent than blacks or more trustworthy than blacks. And this ethic was given to me in heaping doses on the silver spoon I was born with in my mouth. This is why I do the work I do to oppose sites like The Big Lie On Parade which seeks to give white conservatives comfort in their petty prejudices and to be a balm to their bigotry.

Just yesterday the operator of The Big Lie On Parade, a person who goes by the moniker Cicero made a post about the rape and murder of a Swedish young woman named Elin Krantz. This crime took place in Gothenburg, Sweden in the fall of 2010 and seems to have just crossed Cicero’s radar. Here’s what Cicero wrote:

This is an older story that completely slipped under my radar. Granted, my blog was not up at the time of this crime. But I don’t even recall ever hearing about it! But it is an important story and a cautionary tale. Thus I am posting it today. A little over a year ago a music video called “Mix it Up” (which I did hear about and watch.) was shot in Sweden. The whole premise of the video was that whites should sleep with non – whites. It was pure Miscegenation propaganda. The video itself is a topic worthy of an entire post. One of the “Stars”of the video was a pretty little blond Swedish girl named Elin Krantz. At one point in the video, Krantz can be seen writhing on top of a black male in mock sex while singing what I believe to be the Swedish National Anthem. You can see it in the video beginning around the 1:02 mark.

In a twist of sickening fate Elin Krantz was brutally raped, murdered and her body discarded like garbage by a black male who was riding the same train as her. I have seen the crime scene photos and they are sickening. I take zero pleasure in the fact that this poor girl departed this earth in one of the most horrible ways imaginable. But the irony here is not lost on me. If anything, Elin Krantz should be the poster child for the evil human sacrifice cult that is liberalism. A cult that is especially successful at brainwashing and sacrificing young white women to its God of Non – Discrimination.

Here’s the “Mix It Up video from the Swedish TV show Grotesco which I need to point out is a parody/comedy program:

According to Cicero, the woman murdered in September of 2010 is the same woman that can be seen at the 1:02 mark doing the <a href="reverse cowgirl with a black lover while singing. The problem with that is this is a lie that has it’s origins in a forum at the Baltimore Sun. The woman in the video is Michaela Eklund and she is very much alive. Elin Krantz was a member of a Facebook community embracing diversity but of course to fuel the fire of bigotry it was necessary to follow a lie that even the white supremacists at Stormfront have denounced.

Cicero’s ideological intentions are clear. He dislikes a nation where so many blacks get to roam around free and in his miond planning to do harm to white whom he sees an innocent, superior and the rightful heirs of all the riches of the United States. I caution Cicero that this is a dangerous path to travel that leads in the end to the horrible realization that not only are you wrong but that such prevarication becomes a great millstone around the neck of your soul.

The differences between Cicero and I are too numerous to list here, ideologically, spiritually and economically, we are polar opposites. Cicero complains that the MSM is ignoring black violence yet he can link to the stories from MSM sources in his posts. There is a point at which cognitive dissonance fails and I sit at the center of that point and this is why I encourage far right bigots to come here and have their comfort zone shrunken to the size of a singularity. And now on to the stories that you’ll never see on The Big Lie On Parade . . .

Tyler Hadley, 18, of Port St Lucie, Florida is awaiting trial after being found guilty of murdering his parents with a 22 inch claw hammer a year ago and then inviting friends to a party at his parents’ home via Facebook. During the party he showed the bodies of his bludgeoned parents to his best friend who immediately called the police.

David Lee Sinnett, 32, of Bartow, Florida has been charged with beating a 2 year old toddler who has a speech impediment with a coat hangar for not being able to pronounce the name of Sinnett’s sister. The child suffered a shattered eye socket from the beating. Family members state that Sinnett, who has a lengthy 15 year criminal history, is mentally ill.

Nathan Van Wilkins of Tuscaloosa, Alabama has been identified as the man who opened fire at The Copper Top bar on early Tuesday morning wounding 17 people. Local news reports detail that Wilkins is suspected in three fires set on the property of his former employer, Capstone Oilfield Services as well as a shooting on Monday night at a private residence in Northport where an unnamed 30 year old male was wounded. Nathan Van Wilkins life seems to have spiralled out of control after his wife of 16 years filed for divorce after being beaten and sexually assaulted by him.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
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