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YOUR WEEKLY THURSDAY COCO AUSTIN: HEATWAVE EDITION

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, COCO THONG THURSDAY with tags , , , , , on 18/07/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Well the latest trial of the century has passed and the major cities of the United States, much to the chagrin of hopeful conservative pundits, are not ablaze and the United States Army is not pout shooting rioters. All in all it has been a good week as I have been in your nation’s capital rubbing elbows with the highbrows at the National Press Club, the National Arboretum and Nationals Park. That’s right folks I have been on a well deserved vacation. It’s so hot in DC right now that I almost feel comfortable. The high temperature in Dis today is supposed to be 119 which is chilly by Hell’s standards but in DC today it will be 97 and feel like its 110. Now I can dress a little more appropriately for the weather.

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I have been remiss in my Coco Austin postings. Today we celebrate the heat and humidity with a little bit of steam from Ms Austin.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
63 Colnu 2 AS

THE MORNING THOUGHT: WHAT IS MORE PRECIOUS, WATER OR OIL?

Posted in CAVALOR EPTHITH EDITORIALS, TERRAN RESOURCES, WATER with tags , , , on 26/06/2013 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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If you live in Hell like I do that answer is very easy– water. There was a time when it was more precious than gold but now with modern reverse osmosis and desalinization equipment the Callugo Sea can provide most of Hell’s thousand trillion gallon requirement with ease. This isn’t the case in the United States where you use 731 times more water than oil each day. That’s fifteen billion standard oil barrels of water per day in an age where wars have been fought over oil. Imagine what will happen to the seven billion plus of you when people start to discuss peak water?

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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SENATOR JEFF FLAKE CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE VALUES FATHER OF THE YEAR?

Posted in CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS with tags , , , on 14/06/2013 by sarahbloch

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I’ve got my nominee . . .

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Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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CONSUMER PRODUCT SAFETY: LAAL HETHRI LOOKING INTO HEPATITIS A OUTBREAK CAUSED BY TAINTED FROZEN BERRY MIX FROM TOWNSEND FARMS

Posted in PRODUCT RECALL, PRODUCT SAFETY with tags , , , , , on 02/06/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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USA Today is reporting 30 people have been rendered ill from a strain of Hepatitis A most common in North Africa and the Middle East they contracted by eating a frozen berry mix packaged by Townsend Farms of Fairview, Oregon and the packages of Organic Antioxidant Blend Frozen Berry Mix were sold at Costco. The US Food and Drug Administration expects there to be more cases reported with many coming from outside the states of Colorado, New Mexico, California, Nevada and Arizona. The Laal Hethri are looking into this matter of contaminated frozen berries due to the strain of Hepatitis A found in the fruit packages to determine the origin of the contamination.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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THIS JUST IN: SARAH PALIN STILL STUPID CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WEATHER AND CLIMATE

Posted in CLIMATE CHANGE, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS, SARAH PALIN, THIS JUST IN with tags , , on 19/05/2013 by sarahbloch

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Sarah Palin just needs to keep talking . . .

Breitbart adhux autem mortju!

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
13 Colnu 2 AS

IT’S THURSDAY TIME FOR A SPRING STRETCH WITH COCO AUSTIN

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, COCO THONG THURSDAY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS with tags , , on 21/03/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Technically, the winter is over in the Northern Hemisphere of Terra and spring has sprung. Coco Austin reminds you that getting limber as the weather gets warmer is paramount.

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Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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OF TIMOTHY EGAN AND HUNTER S THOMPSON

Posted in FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, FREEDOM, HUNTER S THOMPSON, IN HINDSIGHT, PROGRESSIVES ON THE MARCH with tags , , , on 27/01/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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I know the title makes one wonder but it will be clear before the end of this brief yet informative post. The challenge to address the Catholic Church deciding for economic purposes that a fetus isn’t a person didn’t sit very well with the B4V crowd. They came at me with every tired canard the conservatives have in their arsenal but I could not be moved. I even had Cluster, a gent who would appear to be a perfect alter ego for Mark Noonan challenge me with, “Wouldn’t microscopic organisms on Mars be considered life? If that’s the case so is a fetus.” Of course this is bullshit of the highest pseudo-intellectual order for glaringly obvious reasons.

To be honest I was surprised to see my posts at B4V remain as long as they did. I haven’t checked to see if they are still there. It doesn’t matter really because the truth shall set you free. Selah. And there’s that Hebrew word again. It means transliterally, “Pause and think about that for a bit.” Hunter S Thompson, my dear old friend both in the First Life as in the AfterLife used it like a rapier. I’ve taken it up after talking to him last night over drinks at Vulca. “Fred, you’ve gotta let these conservopukes think about the cock you’re shoving down their throat. Give them a selah or two as you run them down with a road grader and you might convert at least one or two of the females that are sick of small dicks and trips to the Creation Museum. Just promise me like acid you’ll only use it sparingly. Nobody likes a Xeroxic wordsmith.” As always my Gonzo friend–good advice.

Timothy Egan fits into this from his recent op-ed in the New York Times, “The Tomorrow Majority”:

If the era of liberalism is back, as McConnell said in deriding Obama’s speech, it has metastasized and taken on a new form. It’s nonwhite, young and urban. It’s college-educated women. It’s West Coast and East Coast, the Rocky Mountain states of Colorado, New Mexico, Nevada and, soon, Arizona. It’s the upper Midwest, and the Philadelphia exurbs. In the South, it’s Florida, Virginia, North Carolina, and maybe Georgia to follow within a decade.

Of course, the Democrats can always overreach. Arrogance breeds hubris. What do not have majority support are huge new government spending programs. And Obama, in his speech, did not call for such things. (His health care law is the product of Mitt Romney and the Heritage Foundation, and relies on free enterprise “exchanges” rather than a government takeover, despite what critics say.)

But Obama did defend the two great government programs that work and must be shored up: Social Security and Medicare. “These things do not sap our initiative; they strengthen us,” Obama said. “They do not make us a nation of takers; they free us to take the risks that make this country great.” If those words are the distillation of liberalism, bring on the chisels and scratch them into marble.

So, who is out of step? Who is to the far side of the center? In 1958, just four percent of those polled by Gallup were in favor of allowing blacks and whites to marry each other. That figure now is 86 percent. The Republicans of 2013 can stand still, like those Eisenhower-era opponents of interracial marriage. But they cannot call their opposition to gay marriage, climate change measures, immigration reform and raising taxes on the wealthy mainstream positions.

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I’ll leave the punchline of this op-ed for you to enjoy, do read the whole article as it is a brutal and timely riposte to every Conservative “deeply held belief that we are still in the majority” line you’ve ever heard. To go Forward with the Progressive Agenda knowing how to respond in THIS manner is essential.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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