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IF IT’S THURSDAY IT’S COCO AUSTIN DAY: SUMMER TIME WHEN THE LIVING’S EASY

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, COCO THONG THURSDAY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS with tags , , , on 06/06/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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The Congress will be going back to their districts and sates soon and much of the furor over the many trumped up and actual scandals besetting the White House currently will become chatter only for the Conservative base. By the time they return to the trough that is the District of Columbia the news cycle screaming Mimi of the Internet and cable news will have unearthed some new juicy tidbit to gnaw on for a brief 48 hours. With that in mind enjoy Coco Austin at the beach. Here’s a little known fact of the woman who lends truth to the old adage that good things come in small packages [Coco is only 5’2″] she’s of Yugoslavian descent. Who knew?

Coco on the beach

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
28 Colnu 2 AS

YOUR WEEKLY COCO AUSTIN: THIS WEEK’S TOPIC OVERREACH

Posted in AP PHOBE RECORDS SCANDAL, BENGHAZI, COCO AUSTIN, COCO THONG THURSDAY, IRS SCANDAL, WHITE HOUSE SCANDALS 2013 with tags , , , on 17/05/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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There’s the IRS scandal, the AP phone records scandal and of course there’s still the Benghazi talking points scandal. That Bananarama song, “Cruel Summer” that I hated so much seems to be where the Obama Administration is at right now. Is this Watergate? I don’t think so. Will it be politically damaging to the Progressive movement and the Democratic Party in the 2014 elections? Yes. Now there’s no chance at all that the Democrats will take the House and they might just lose the Senate if this scandal remains red meat for both the MSM and the conservative blogosphere.

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With that said let the lovely and talented Coco Austin remind you that in politics as in tennis, overreach is always a bad thing.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
10 Colnu 2 AS

IT’S THURSDAY TIME FOR A SPRING STRETCH WITH COCO AUSTIN

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, COCO THONG THURSDAY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS with tags , , on 21/03/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Technically, the winter is over in the Northern Hemisphere of Terra and spring has sprung. Coco Austin reminds you that getting limber as the weather gets warmer is paramount.

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Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
202 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

YOUR WEEKLY COCO AUSTIN: WINTER STORM WARNING

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, COCO THONG THURSDAY, SENATOR RAND PAUL, SNOW IN DC, WINTER STORM with tags , , , , , , , on 07/03/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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One of the things I miss the most about Terra is snow. I love snow and as if I need to tell you dear reader it doesn’t snow in Hell.

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With a powerful winter storm tracking up the northeast coast this morning after shutting down everything in the DC metro area, save for Senator Rand Paul’s mouth, Coco Austin has taken to her fleece jacket and smart winter hat as accessories to her thong. Enjoy.

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Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
191 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

IF IT’S THURSDAY, IT MUST BE COCO AUSTIN DAY

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, DAILY BREAK FROM POLITICS, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS with tags , , on 20/09/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

Don’t ever say I didn’t do anything for you.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
29 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

YOUR DAILY MEDIA FAIL: COCO ON THE BEACH IN A ZEBRA THONG ISN’T THE STORY; THE BOOK SHE’S READING IS

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT with tags , , , on 31/08/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

I came across a very nice picture of Ice-T’s wife, Coco Austin, at Radar Online while doing research for this morning’s post by Hoops Green and initially, like the majority of red blooded men here in Dis simply enjoyed the voluptuousness of it all and was quickly about to move along. Then I noticed the book that was in her hand. It was Gerald Posner’s Miami Babylon a rousing tale about the genesis of South Beach culture and cocaine dealers first published in 2009.

By the late winter of 2010 however the Miami New Times had published an article that Posner may have plagiarized several passeger in the book. Of course, this post isn’t about plagiarism, it’s about the book that Coco is reading. Miami Babylon has been optioned to become a television series. This begs a question, is Coco Austin doing her reading to play a role in this show? Well, maybe not. Plum TV, the production company that got Posner’s book optioned went bankrupt in 2011 being bought out by LXTV. Previously, LXTV was bought by NBC Universal in 2008 so all of this swapping leaves Miami Babylon a bit up in the air as an enttertainment program heading toward production.


In Hindsight

Once again it takes a journalist to point out the big picture and draw together all the connections. I will admit that this is a tough job when the distraction is Coco Austin. Ice I owe you a drink the next time I’m in the City.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
14 Low Lux Negro 2 AS

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