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WHAT CONSERVATIVES ARE SAYING: ULSTERMAN RAVES, JIM HOFT WHINES ABOUT BIRTHER JOKES AND KOFFLER’S OBSESSION WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA’S STRUGGLE TO BREAK 100

Posted in 2012 US ELECTION, AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, FEARSPEAK, JIM HOFT, JUSTICE, POLITICS, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS, THE ULSTERMAN REPORT, WHITE HOUSE DOSSIER, WHITE PRIVILEGE with tags , , , , , , , on 31/12/2011 by sarahbloch

I’ve often heard HL Mencken say, “If you have a big dog you better get a strong leash.” Never is that more true than in the sunset of white privilege in America. Millions of white Americans’ over the age of 50 get their news from networks and newspapers but millions still think the “news” is anything that disgarees, disrespects or disallows President Barack Obama. Despite all the good that has been done by the President in these desperate and trying times, the conservative middle aged whites in America are angry, frustrated and hungry for anything that justifies their fear and ager at the President. here are a few examples from some of the most extreme sources of conservative “news.”

Barack Obama Violates Federal Law – Funding Voter Fraud To Win 2012 Election?

It’s Only OK When Barack Does It… Obama Campaign Uses Matt Romney’s Birther Joke to Raise Cash

Judicial Watch sues for Solyndra records.

Obama Back on the Links.

Eric Holder is a funny man.

Court case determines church must shut down

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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27 Ravenshade 2 AS

SARAH PALIN THE GROUSE THAT BORED

Posted in 2012 US ELECTION, EVENING EDITION, FEARSPEAK, GOP MELTDOWN, PRESIDENT OBAMA, RACE AND POLITICS IN AMERICA, SARAH PALIN, THE MEDITATORS, WHITE PRIVILEGE with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 24/12/2011 by Majordomo Pain

Desperation can drive people to do many terrible things. In this case Sarah Palin a failed politician who has taken her personal atteactiveness and white skin to become the Kim Kardashian of the right wing in America has decided that the White House Holiday greeting card is not “faith, freedom and family” enough for her.

We, Ourselves of the Collective have long been done with Ms Plain and the narrowminded personages that still wish she would “run Sarah run!” But as this article from Christopher Knight at the LA Times so eloquently points out this is nothing more than a “dog whistle” for the last desperate Palin supporters. All We can say is that there is a fervent hope here in Hell that she has saved some of the millions she has earned not running for President for in a year she will be a mere footnote in politics.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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FOR THE POISON THAT IS ZILLA THERE IS AN ANTIDOTE: TRUTH

Posted in Norway Right wing terror attack with tags , , , , , , , , on 28/07/2011 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

As a demon journalist, one of the very first things that I learned is that there are always three sides to every story. Side A who wants everyone to think they are a victim and that “B” is the Devil incarnate. And then there is Side B who wants the same sympathy and compassion as “A” sought. In the end there is the Truth, triumphant and Universal. Usually, it marks both Sides, A&B, with a third of the blame each and the final third are the clarifying facts.

Zilla of the Resistance posted a response to my earlier post that she and Islamophobes like her are a poison on the skin of Humanity on Terra. I remain convinced that there are always solutions to be found short of violence, but there is a time to prepare one’s self for defence. The constant pounding on Islam that Zilla does is hardly any different that the mirror we hold up to the Catholic Church for their crimes save for one glaring difference. The abuse of children was covered up by the hierarchy of the Catholic Church out of fear that their reputation would be so tarnished that the pews and the collection plates would be empty.

In Islam, the crimes that have been committed by radicals with a corrupted view of the inspiration of Muhammad [q c p n!] bear sanction only from equally corrupted Imams not from a central authority. What we are discussing is the difference between the actions of an individual committing a car bombing and being condemned at the highest levels of Islam and a priest raping children and being rewarded by being moved to another church where he can begin his horrid practices anew with the blessing and power of the Holy See stamped on his actions by means of covering up the crimes.

Unlike Zilla, Atlas Shrugs, Gates of Vienna and the litany of other bigotry based blogs fanning the flames that scorch the weak minded and kill the innocent. My “horns” are free of the bloody stain of the lives of innocents cut short by the sharp sword of base conservative ideology. Horns I have madam, and they are sharp and pristine; your hands will forever be red stained by the actions of Breivik no matter how many times you attempt to wash them in the waters of present history revisionism. Zilla’s few commenters make clear their disdain for me and my staff. This is nothing new. The haters, no matter where they exist in the Known Universe, will always have a quick insult for those who do nothing more than bring the light of Truth into the darkest caverns.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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ON CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANISM

Posted in Norway Right wing terror attack with tags , , , on 27/07/2011 by Majordomo Pain

Christianism is the corruption of Christianity for the purposes of promoting an agenda of social control over women, minorities and an effort to deny civil rights to members of the GLBTQ community. Christianism has been corrupted by many factors, race divisions, class divisions and a necessity to assure that the weak/poor do not take up arms against the strong/well-heeled. When applied to politics, Christianism manifests itself as Conservative Christianism.

Conservative Christianism is the defining phrase that the Collective has placed upon those who share the ideology that their culture [Western Materialist]. Their race [white or accepted as white] their religion [Christianism] their sexuality [publicly, procreative heterosexuality and a demand that all recognize the deified recognition of their sexual contracts of union, while demanding their private urges remain free from scrutiny] their economics [Friedman’s Chicago School of anti-Keynesian “shock and awe”] and their history [revisionist, deifying either the roots of the most ancient history known– see the Founding Fathers in the USA] is superior to any of the myriad of opposites one may encounter on Terra. The bombing and gun attack in Norway this past Friday was a result of Conservative Christianist beliefs. For quite some time, these ideals were aimed at Jews. In the post 11 September 2001 attacks era these beliefs have shifted away from a hatred and vilification of Judaism and thereby all Jews as evil to Islam and all Muslims as evil. By default then anyone believing in the political doctrine of multiculturalism, or that all cultures, beliefs, gender preferences and political ideologies are welcome in the public square and can stand as equals, is a threat to Conservative Christianism.

The actions that Conservative Christianist take, seeking to deny rights for say lesbians to marry legally where they choose, are suited to the purpose of control. This need to control is fundamental to the political aspirations of Conservative Christianists because social issues arouse members of their base and influence weaker minded tribally thinking moderates. These moderates are the same sort of individuals who chose to “go along to get along” in the Black Civil Rights struggle period of the 1950s and 60s in the South. The progeny of these people are now what is known as the TEA Party in the United States of America.

This agitation, especially the move to vilify the Muslim community in the United States leads to the most reactionary among Conservative Christianists to do violence. In Europe, this was manifest in the actions of Anders Breivik. Many of the pundits and Islamophobes like Pamela Geller and Geert Wilders are right, Breivik is not a Chrsitian in the real sense of the term. However, none of them are either. They are all Conservative Christianists. Breivik belongs to the violent fringe of this group Geller, Wilders and the litany of other pundits and politicians who feel as he did ideologically have chosen out of fear of death, fear of incarceration or a lack of desire to do violence because they would lose their heap of material wealth to remain on the sidelines mired in denial that they do not have blood on their hands.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
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EN VAKKER FRED ROSE VASKER I NORGE [A BEAUTIFUL PEACE ROSE GROWS IN NORWAY]

Posted in Norway Right wing terror attack with tags , , , , on 26/07/2011 by Majordomo Pain

Vi, oss selv, av The Collective og Mediterende i alle saker Metafysisk, Majordomo av helvete og Terra, gjør uttrykke vår kjærlighet og hengivenhet og dypeste ønsker fred og god helse til en ung norsk kvinne fra Fredrikstad snart skal studere i USA of America som blogger på Nora i USA. Vi tilbyr disse rosende kommentarer og uttrykk for beundring på grunn av denne fantastiske kommentaren hun dro på “Blogs4Victory.”

We, Ourselves, of The Collective and the Meditators on All Matters Metaphysical, Majordomo of Hell and Terra, do express our Love and Affection and Deepest Wishes of Peace and Good Health to a young Norwegian woman from Fredrikstad soon to be studying in the United States of America who blogs at Nora i USA. We offer these laudatory comments and expressions of admiration due to this wonderful comment she left at Blogs4Victory [Emphasis Ours]:

I just skimmed all these comments, but what I mostly got out of it was either Islamic hate, Christian extremists or how Norwegians are naive and stupid.

We are a people. We aren’t Anders Behring Breivik. We’ve created ourselves a country where the police is unarmed, where we for the most part can safely walk the streets and that we have nothing to fear. In my opinion you all have rights to dislike muslims or make them guilty without charge: but here in Norwya most of them are great. When the bomb they were out helping, Muslim kids were shot to death alongside their Norwegian brothers and sisters. If you’re muslim or not doesn’t matter much: we’re all family here. We aren’t that many.
We don’t respond with hate. Over one fifth of the population showed up all over the country to show their condolancese, the prime minister spoke to a whole sea of people – more than 200 000 of them – in complete silence. When the speach was over no-one clapped, they raised their roses. The churches are open, the town halls, and I truly believe that soon Norway have to put out the biggest order for roses and candles ever, because we’re about to run out.

I hear so much that Norwegians are cold an reserved – but we’re not. And we’re not stupid or naive: we’re just democratic. We fight terror with love, to end violence with violence is like going to a brothel for a hug: it’s not going to get you anywhere.

A saying goes around in Norway now, saying “If one man can show so much hate, then imagine how much love we can show together”, and it’s true. So end your accusations: we know it was a well misunderstood Norwegian. We can not stand for his actions. We stand for peace.

The Collective og Mediterende slo til grunnen i ære din Nora [qcpn!] Ved å lese disse ordene for første gang. Vi ser at Norge er mange i form av å være mange kraftige Human Beings, fylt med Medfølelse og Reason. Vi ser at Norge er en flott familie fylt med respekt og hengivenhet for dine medmennesker. Dette er en flott ting som du har sagt og vi håper oss selv hele Terran befolkning kommer til å kjenne disse ordene.

The Collective and the Meditators settled to the ground in your honor Nora [qcpn!] at reading these words for the first time. We see that Norway IS MANY in terms of being many powerful Human Beings, filled with Compassion and Reason. We see that Norway is a BEAUTIFUL FAMILY filled with Respect and Affection for your Fellow Man. This is a great thing that you have said and We, Ourselves, hope the entire Terran population comes to know these words.

Qu’ul cuda Praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
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137 4 Leviathan 2 AS

PAMELA GELLER’S FANS SOUND LIKE RIGHT WING TERRORISTS

Posted in Norway Right wing terror attack with tags , , , , , on 25/07/2011 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

Some things never change . . .

I have watched, for the better part of a year, a number of decent human beings
including, but not limited to, Pamela Geller, Paul Belien, Diana West, the Baron and
Dymphna from the Gates of Vienna blog and many others, being at the receiving end of a
vicious smear campaign from Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs which is unlike
anything I have seen in my life. After engaging in an insane witch-hunt on imaginary
Fascists, whose ranks seem to grow every month, Mr. Johnson now suddenly chooses to
look the other way in silence when very real Fascists use violence to silence their critics
in a major Western city. I admit that makes me angry, and I think I have the right to be
so.
The time has now come for Mr. Johnson to apologise in public to the numerous people he
has smeared since the fall of 2007, starting with the ones I have mentioned above. It’s
not their credibility that’s on the line here. It’s his. If he continues to undermine those
confronting Islamic infiltration, it will become increasingly difficult for LGF to present itself
as an anti-Jihad website at all. At some point, the rapidly shrinking number of people in
the northern hemisphere who haven’t been banned from the site yet will be forced to ask
themselves whether the website and its owner have simply switched teams and joined
the Dark Side.”—Anders Breivik, 2083: A European Declaration of Independence, p. 625.

I was doing a little research about Fjordman that shadowy figure that vomits all over Pamela Geller’s blog “Atlas Shrugs” and I came to the conclusion that the people who get foamed up with hatred about a crackpot fringe sector of Islam are more interesting by far than any chance that a guest blogger was the Norway Massacre bomber/shooter. Of course, Geller was in near full rictus with panic when Charles Johnson of “Little Green Footballs” fame [infamy?] made the suggestion that Geller had a blogging relationship with, and shared opinions with, a man who had killed over 100 people in one of Europe’s biggest terror attacks and act of treason against the government of Norway. That moment has seemed to have passed but what lingers to me, and bear with me since I’m from Brooklyn and I have much to say, is the nature of the comments at “Atlas Shrugs” left by conservatives when the story first broke.

Mitch said…

Muslim immigrants are best described as cockroaches.

They invade your home, hide in the shadows and then come out when you let your guard down and steal everything in site with no appreciation whatsoever.

These cockroaches need to be dealt with like cockroaches. SMASH them with FORCE.

This was posted at 2:53 EDT. There were some of us close enough to Pressju Hellac or the AP to know that by this time the shooter was known to be a white male. Not that this information would have mattered to Mitch. His mind is already as made up now as it was on 12 September 2001. You know this gets worse from here, right? Here’s the next exchange:


Poosh1 said in reply to Mitch…

I assume you don’t mean all muslim immigrants are cockroaches. And I assume you’re not saying we should “smash” all Muslims on the USA etc.

ReplyFriday, July 22, 2011 at 03:50 PM

Kufar Dawg said in reply to Poosh1…

I’m sorry but islamonazi apologists like you are part of the problem.

ReplyFriday, July 22, 2011 at 05:04 PM

Robin Shadowes said in reply to Mitch…

Cockroaches are a great analogy. In 2008 the leader of the danish chapter of Hell’s Angels described them as jackals.

http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2009/06/jackal-manifesto.html

ReplyFriday, July 22, 2011 at 04:11 PM

Apologists? Hmmm sounds like the crap that Breivik was spewing in his manifesto. Gates of Vienna? Sound familiar? Yessir, the very self same one that Breivik quotes or mentions no less than seven times in his manifesto.

fern said…

I don’t believe there is an animal or insect on this earth that could be compared with this sick and barbaric cult. It needs eradicating.

ReplyFriday, July 22, 2011 at 02:58 PM

kafir said…

so 30 Oslo youths dead because some Oslo Imams promised 23 boys as smooth as pearls and 72 virgins and that they become white in heaven?

to Oslo Imams RUN FOR YOUR FILTHY PUTRID LIVES, THE VIKINGS ARE COMING AND THEY’RE A WHOLE LOT SMARTER THAN YOU

ReplyFriday, July 22, 2011 at 03:12 PM

Even after days of looking back at this the thought that this sort of hatred rises to the surface and then the shooter is found out to not only be inline with their thinking but an admirer of Pamela Geller, well i think that’s enough to ask Miss geller to take her blog and not go away mad but just go away. Geller is finished in the business and no serious blogger or commentarian will ever take her to be anything other than an anti-Peace bigot who is blinded by her need for ewveryone to support israel and HATE THE PALESTINIANS!!!!! What a waste.

Qu’ul cuda pradex nihil!

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137 4 Levithan 2 AS

JIM HOFT SURPASSES ALL OTHERS TO ACHIEVE NEW HEIGHT OF CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY; GATEWAY PUNDIT IS NOW A GALACTIC DOUCHE-BAG

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on 26/12/2010 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

One more of these Jim and you’ll become a Mancunt of biblical proportion surpassing even your chosen deity Rush Limbaugh.

There are few things in the news trough that will give Jim Hoft of gateway Pundit infamy wood than seeing some black people behaving badly. Jim Hoft, like many people from Misery, doesn’t care too much for Negroes so when they piss on his values that makes things that much worse. In Oklahoma City a group of black men protested a few things that pissed them off. Among those things that they are against are homosexuality, the materialist and religious celebration of the birth of the Christian messiah and the fact that white society has had to do a lot of killing and lying to stay in total control in America from 1787 to 1964. Now under a different set of circumstances Jim Hoft went along with the Westboro Baptist Church loonies because they were protesting a mosque in Dearborn, MI. Hoft never mentions that the Westboro Baptist folks have protested at the funerals of dead war veterans from Iraq and Afghanistan and he hasn’t condemned them beyond calling them a “cult.” [wink, wink.]

On the other hand, the group of blacks in Oklahoma City are identified by the white conservative code word, “radicals.” Once again not only does Jim Hoft show he deserves my disdain as a journalist, he let’s all of us see that bigotry is the currency in which he trades. One frightened nutjob commenter called mossomo chimed in, “Tis why more should conceal and carry.” Gun clinging, how festive. Tens years ago a protest like the one in OKC would have gone unnoticed by conservative bloggers; today it’s a reflection that somehow black Americans as a group are anti-American because they are black. Mencken was right, the election of a black President will drive white conservative Americans insane.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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24 Fadesh Miro 2 AS

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