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MY DEFENSE OF MILEY CYRUS

Posted in MILEY CYRUS, TWERKING, VALERI DUBOV'S OPINIONS with tags , , , , , on 29/08/2013 by valeridubov

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Dahlings, unless you’ve been on another planet you certainly have either watched the video of Miley Cyrus’ performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. There has been a virtual firehose worth of acidic comments directed toward this young woman for reasons that most people aren’t too concerned with understanding. As much as I LOATHE politics there is a political angle to this manufactured scandal. First of all, dahlings, there is no scandal here at all. Cyrus is simply spreading her wings in an age on Terra, and especially in America, where socially things are changing at a pace faster than the former Master of Morality [read middle aged religious conservative white men] can seem to handle.

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There are always going to be prudes, whether they are prudish against artistic expression or simply befuddled and angered by any public display of sexuality, human society will always have some. The times have changed regarding what is acceptable as entertainment in one’s own home, drastically, over the course of the television age. Like Miley Cyrus, or not, favor twerking or not, enjoy erotic and funny performances or not, their is a great shift toward female expressions of sexuality in all forms of art in America and the world in which you live and that is never going to change.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Valeri Dubov, D.S.V.A., O.Q.H [Fashion Design]
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SENATOR JEFF FLAKE CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE VALUES FATHER OF THE YEAR?

Posted in CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS with tags , , , on 14/06/2013 by sarahbloch

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I’ve got my nominee . . .

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Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
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DIVERTISSMENT: WHITNEY AVALON EXPENSIVE TASTES

Posted in DIVERTISSMENTI, THE MEDITATORS, WHITNEY AVALON with tags , , on 01/06/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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This is classic!

We, Ourselves, of The Collective and The Meditators adore this wonderful Human Being and recognize her amazing talent!

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

DIVERTISSMENTI: YOUR WEEKLY BEAUTIFUL: TILDA SWINTON TAKES A NAP AT NEW YORK’S MUSEUM OF MODERN ART

Posted in DIVERTISSMENTI, MOMA, PERFORMANCE ART, TILDA SWINTON with tags , , on 24/03/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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In the most recent installation of the performance art piece “The Maybe” Oscar™ winning actress Tilda Swinton simply takes an hour nap inside a box at New York’s Museum of Modern Art.

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The installation originated in London in 1995 as a collaboration between Cornelia Parker and Tilda Swinton.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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CHRIS STARK AND MILA KUNIS EXPLAIN IT ALL

Posted in CHRIS STARK, MILA KUNIS, VALERI DUBOV'S OPINIONS with tags , , , , , , on 10/03/2013 by valeridubov

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As if, dahlings, I needed another reason to adore Mila Kunis, this from BBC 1 Radio and their luscious interviewer Chris Stark:

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Valeri Dubov, D.S.V.A., O.Q.H [Fashion Design]
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MELISSA KING SHOVES A TIARA WHERE CONSERVATIVE AMERICA’S SUN DOESN’T SHINE

Posted in CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, DIANE VALENCEN OPINIONS, MELISSA KING with tags , , , on 09/03/2013 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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I was sitting here at home watching Al Pacino on David Letterman watching my spouse, Vicki, dozing off on the couch when the story of former Miss Teen Delaware Melissa King wouldn’t let me enjoy the banter on the TV screen. I couldn’t let go of the gnawing noise in my head that kept asking why the choice of an adult woman who did a sex film was news and why it was news that took up so many column inches and digital space on the Internet? Well, for one, it involves sex. And, two, it involves the outdated notions of “purity” in American society.

Miss teen Delaware sex tape.

Why isn’t there a popular Mister Teen pageant in America? There isn’t because no one in the misogynistic American moral industry can recognize a need for there to be a symbol of masculine American purity outside of the evangelical industry. Yes, for all of my readers that is a joke because anyone who has a brain in the United States knows there is no such purity standard for male clergy in Terra’s wealthiest nation. Just drink the Kool-Aid and ignore all the abuse. Nothing to see here folks, move along please. Mind the gap.

To me this entire case and the Mainstream Media’s desire to smear this young woman as if she’d done something truly harmful to society as a whole beyond the allegation she drank while underage and tried to steal money from a city bus cash box is ludicrous. There’s that noise again–why is this news? You can see in the video that this sex tape is at best vanilla as porn goes. It’s not rocky road, it’s not black walnut it definitely isn’t a romp through a Ben & Jerry’s plant covered in sprinkles and a shower hose of hot sticky caramel. My point is Miss Teen Delaware? Who cares? I would challenge any of the readers of this post to name a Miss Teen USA who has never been a co-host on the show Wipeout without using Google.

Even the producers of the video have come out saying that King’s performance was “frigid.” Frigid? Really? I have to question the motivation behind the use of that word, but that would take us down a new and more time consuming rabbit hole than this writer is willing to explore at this late hour. My main problem right now is trying to give this piece a title that isn’t an overreach toward titillation or an effort to pun my way to another CoalSack™ Award. Let me be the second to say Melissa King, you rock, take the cash You Porn is offering you and hone your skills and become an advocate for everything that the Pageant Industry doesn’t stand for in its blind need to do for right wing dinosaurs what porn does without the fun of seeing many square meters of bare flesh.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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ROSEMARY WATSON EXPLAINS IT ALL

Posted in COMEDY, ROSEMARY WATSON, THEY EXPLAIN IT ALL with tags , on 26/09/2012 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

One of the great things about doing research is that I’m always stumbling over something really fascinating. Like those weird stone balls in Costa Rica or the robotic meshworm thing scientists created. Today I was trying to find a good parody of Ann Romney and in my travels I found this amazingly talented woman Rosemary Watson.

People this lady is more than just amazing voices as her website says she writes and professionally produces as well. This leaves only one question people: Isn’t America ready for a lady detective that can sound like virtually anyone? Kelsey Grammer are you listening pal?

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