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WE DON’T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP: RICK WILES CLAIMS THE SEWER PIPES IN HELL HAVE BURST AND POURED ONTO THE STREETS OF AUSTIN, TEXAS

Posted in CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT, WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP with tags , , , , on 18/07/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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I happen to know the demon that has the unenviable task of maintaining the sewer system here in Hell’s capital Dis. His name is Loxach Brindaloo and he takes his job very seriously as he is a professional engineer. When I called him this afternoon to tell him that an end times radio personality named Rick Wiles said that “raw satanic sewage coming up out of Hell” poured out onto the streets of Austin, Texas last week he answered quite professionally, “bullshit.” It turns out that my good friend Loxach is absolutely correct in his estimate of the amount of actual truth in Wiles’ statement. Rick Wiles gets paid to make some of the whitest weakest minded people in America to send him money because they are afraid of what happens after they die rather than considering if they lived good first lives they would slide right on into their Afterlife here in Hell with three ounces of gold in their pocket and a massive and diverse nation at their feet.

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You see Rick Wiles doesn’t really believe in Hell. Rick Wiles is in the business of serving himself by playing on the fears of people who feel that this world cannot satisfy them. Look at the picture above. That’s what they really want but they have been told they can’t have it for so long that they would prefer to believe all the people who kept them from this will go to a fiery and anguish filled Hell while since they deprived themselves of all things fun of the flesh on Terra they will go to a white and peaceful place where they still cannot enjoy any of the pleasures of the flesh.

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In Hindsight

Of course this is all about right wing white Christians and their personal war against women who can think for themselves. This is a battle not between G-d and Shai’tan but between Patriarchy and Feminism–and Feminism, right now has as Bud Wilkinson used to say about his Oklahoma football teams of the 1960s “hung 50 on ’em before halftime without bustin’ a sweat.” You have to keep in mind that the states where the majority of these angry white men live consume more porn than the rest of English speaking Terra combined. How could this be possible in a place where the Bible keeps its pants up with that buckle? Well, this is going to be like finding out there’s no Santa Claus, but these people are hypocrites. Rick Wiles is among the worst of the worst. He is so far right that he thinks Glenn beck is in al Qaeda. wiles is a marketing guy and what he’s marketing is a curious combination of stupidity and fear that does more damage to the Soul than enjoying your life, learning new things and respecting people.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
63 Colnu 2 AS

YOUR WEEKLY THURSDAY COCO AUSTIN: HEATWAVE EDITION

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, COCO THONG THURSDAY with tags , , , , , on 18/07/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Well the latest trial of the century has passed and the major cities of the United States, much to the chagrin of hopeful conservative pundits, are not ablaze and the United States Army is not pout shooting rioters. All in all it has been a good week as I have been in your nation’s capital rubbing elbows with the highbrows at the National Press Club, the National Arboretum and Nationals Park. That’s right folks I have been on a well deserved vacation. It’s so hot in DC right now that I almost feel comfortable. The high temperature in Dis today is supposed to be 119 which is chilly by Hell’s standards but in DC today it will be 97 and feel like its 110. Now I can dress a little more appropriately for the weather.

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I have been remiss in my Coco Austin postings. Today we celebrate the heat and humidity with a little bit of steam from Ms Austin.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
63 Colnu 2 AS

A CONSERVATIVE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THAT SOCIETY MOVING FORWARD PROGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MEAN HE LIVES IN A COUNTRY THAT IS NOT FREE

Posted in BLOGS 4 VICTORY, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE with tags , , , , , on 13/06/2013 by sarahbloch

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Read Mark Noonan’s poorly thought out missive here.

Below find my response which they will delete because they cannot deal with the Truth.


Mark by reading your words I see that you are terribly confused like many in a time of great social change. You happen to be on the side that wishes things were the way they were as opposed to the way they are becoming. That is always a difficult place to be.

The scanning of emails and collecting metadata was initiated shortly after 9/11 for the purpose of keeping the number of life threatening terror attacks at a minimum. You supported the USAPATRIOT Act for a good long time and now for reasons that are clear you do not. I still don’t believe it is the place of a government to spy on its own people in the name of fighting a tactic. I have always preferred the Israeli model for dealing with terrorists but of course that would conflict with you notion of American exceptionalism.

Property taxes have been around for centuries in America and used by localities for a variety of purposes that make life better for all.

Sitting on a corporate board and bringing up a religion based belief about homosexuality is not free speech nor is going uninvited to a college campus to do the same. One is career suicide, the other is trespass. You are exercising free speech right here and I don’t see the Center-Left Obama administration taking down this blog.

The IRS did not keep the TEA Party or patriot groups from assembling they did scrutinize, albeit harshly, their requests for tax exempt status. I am shocked that Neocon1 hasn’t called these people “moochers” since they sought to dodge their tax requirements to do work that was clearly political and yet they call social welfare. Truly curious.the knots one would have to twist to have that be rational.

Having organized religion in a place of preference in public schools is not about rights or freedom it is about indoctrination and passing on the beliefs of one generation to another. Most Americans have gotten beyond the need for their religion to be something special to people who don’t believe in it but clearly Mark you have not evolved on this issue as you have on so many others. What the pastor preached does not belong in the public square anymore than the what the mullah or the rabbi said; these things belong in our hearts to be applied in our lives to make us better people, not to be used as a truncheon to allow us to puff our chests out in the knowledge we have kept others we fear at a distance.

America is still the most free nation in the world; it just is no longer bound to the abominable marriage of religion and politics used for the purpose of shaming people into conformity with archaic rules.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
34 Colnu 2 AS

MAISIE WILLIAMS EXPLAINS IT ALL

Posted in GAME OF THRONES, MAISIE WILLIAMS, RED WEDDING, THEY EXPLAIN IT ALL with tags , , , , on 05/06/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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We, Ourselves, of the Collective were shocked at the deaths at the Red Wedding; not as shocked as Maisie Williams.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
27 Colnu 2 AS

CONSUMER PRODUCT SAFETY: LAAL HETHRI LOOKING INTO HEPATITIS A OUTBREAK CAUSED BY TAINTED FROZEN BERRY MIX FROM TOWNSEND FARMS

Posted in PRODUCT RECALL, PRODUCT SAFETY with tags , , , , , on 02/06/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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USA Today is reporting 30 people have been rendered ill from a strain of Hepatitis A most common in North Africa and the Middle East they contracted by eating a frozen berry mix packaged by Townsend Farms of Fairview, Oregon and the packages of Organic Antioxidant Blend Frozen Berry Mix were sold at Costco. The US Food and Drug Administration expects there to be more cases reported with many coming from outside the states of Colorado, New Mexico, California, Nevada and Arizona. The Laal Hethri are looking into this matter of contaminated frozen berries due to the strain of Hepatitis A found in the fruit packages to determine the origin of the contamination.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
24 Colnu 2 AS

THE SUNDAY ANTI-BIGOTRY BLAST: KEN TANAKA AND DAVE NEPTUNE EXPLAIN IT ALL

Posted in DIVERSITY, HELLAC CAMPAIGN TO END BIGOTRY, LAAL HETHRI with tags , , , , , on 02/06/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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One of the actors in this skit is a true Human Being.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
24 Colnu 2 AS

DIVERTISSMENT: WHITNEY AVALON EXPENSIVE TASTES

Posted in DIVERTISSMENTI, THE MEDITATORS, WHITNEY AVALON with tags , , on 01/06/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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This is classic!

We, Ourselves, of The Collective and The Meditators adore this wonderful Human Being and recognize her amazing talent!

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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