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BREAKING NEWS: FRED PHELPS’ ARRIVAL IN HELL SPURS MASSIVE CROWD GATHERINGS AT SERRATOTH CUSTOM HOUSE

Posted in WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH with tags , , , , , on 20/03/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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Controversial evangelical pastor Fred Phelps Sr has died at the age of 84. Phelps, whose Westboro Baptist Church was infamous for its anti-gay protesting at the funerals of soldiers all over the country, arrived some two hours ago at Serratoth Custom House under heavy guard after news of his presence in the Afterlife became public. More than 20,000 souls have gathered near the gates of the Entry Court where Magis M.M. Logan is presiding over his judgment. Logan is known to be a no nonsense member of the bench and no friend of evangelicals in his more than 25 Terran standard years on the bench has been harsh with those who have inspired hatred with religion. Some of the readers of this blog may recall that Logan was also the presiding Magis in the trial of Jerry Falwell in 2007.

The prosecution is being lead by noted attorney Henry Howell who stated as he arrived for the proceedings, “Justice will be served today. The world of the Living is better off without this man but Justice has to be served as this defendant has quite a bit to answer for over his eight decades of life. There’s no need for the Living to dance on his grave because I’m going to push for the maximum penalty under Hellac Law.”

While Phelps did serve a hateful deity while he lived his crimes do not qualify he be cast into Oblivion. A more likely sentence will find crucified in the Field of Crosses where he will be tormented for an amount of time to be determined by the Entry Court.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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