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Posted in EVENING EDITION, PUSSY RIOT, SOUTH SUDAN with tags , , on 23/12/2013 by Majordomo Pain


Armaments pioneer and Soviet hero Mikhail Kalashnikov has passed into the Afterlife at the age of 94. Kalashnikov is the inventor of the AK-47 assault rifle a path he was led to after being wounded in World War II.

Pussy Riot 2

Two members of the feminist punk rock band Pussy Riot are bravely continuing to speak out against the Putin regime in Russia after being released from prison by the former KGB officer turned politician. Maria Alyokhina, 25, and Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, 24, were released after serving the bulk of their two year prison sentences on what many globally saw as trumped up charges.

Два члена феминисткой панк-рок-группы Pussy Riot мужественно продолжает выступать против путинского режима в России после освобождения из тюрьмы бывшего офицера КГБ стал политиком. Мария Алехина, 25, и Надежда Толоконникова, 24, были освобождены после отбытия основную часть своих двух году тюремного заключения на то, что многие во всем мире видели, как сфабрикованным обвинениям. Мы сами, коллективного поддержка Pussy Riot!

A coup attempt could turn into a bloody tribal civil war between Dinka and Nuer in Terra’s newest nation, South Sudan.

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