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Posted in THIS JUST IN with tags , , , , on 14/08/2013 by Majordomo Pain


Flight 1354, an Airbus A330 aircraft operated by the United Parcel Service is has crashed while approaching the Birmingham-Shuttlesworth Airport while en route from Louisville, Kentucky. Eyewitnesses relayed initially to reporters from the American MSM that the plane was on fire before it struck the ground but these reports have mostly been removed from corporate media web sites. The airport which is 7.2 kilometers northwest of the city is the largest airport in the state of Alabama having served over 3.4 million passengers in 2012 and has two runways the primary at 12, 000 feet in length and the secondary at 7,100 feet in length. The incident is being investigated by the National Transportation Safety Board and the Federal Aviation Administration and at this time there are no casualty reports.

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