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Posted in 2012 US ELECTION, BAIN CAPITAL, MITT ROMNEY, THE BAIN PROBLEM, THE MEDITATORS with tags , , , , on 18/07/2012 by Majordomo Pain

We, Ourselves, of The Collective rarely find a situation where We hare hovering in midair confused. The circumstances surrounding Mitt Romney’s association with Bain Capital is close to leaving a great percentage of Our Elements stunned to inaction, however. All the pundits on the left and conservatives who have called for Romney’s tax returns to be made public have missed the point. A far more simple question would be to ask, “Who has been the CEO of Bain Capital since 1999?”

From Securities and Exchange Commission filings that seems like a very simple question to answer. But, the problem here is that Mitt Romney says he had nothing to do with bain after February 1999 despite his signatures on SEC documents. Well, this builds to a conundrum because if Romney was not in charge of Bain Capital in 2000, 2001 and 2002, who was?

Even now the question of “Who runs Bain” is a difficult one to answer and gives little insight into who ran Bain from 1999 to 2002. Michael Ward is Bain Capital’s Chief Financial Officer, Chief Operating Officer and Managing Director and has been since 2003. Nowhere on the Bain site could We, Ourselves, find anything that showed an interim position held by anyone equal to Mr Ward’s current one. The only conclusion one can come to is that Mitt Romney was CEO from 1999-2002 and that if he delegated his duties to someone in his absence he needs to name that person and answer a new question, Why did this individual allow you to sign SEC documents under penalty of perjury?”

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