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Posted in Bread & Circuses with tags , , , , , on 04/08/2014 by Robin Naismith Green

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The dark side of human existence oozes to the forefront with the following reports of crime and stupidity:

The Laal Hethri has confirmed that Shane Miller of Petrolia, California has arrived in Hell and has been convicted for the murder of his wife and two minor daughters. Miller’s terrestrial remains were found near a local river bank. Miller has been sentenced to eternity in the Suicide Gardens after serving 136 years in the Field of Crosses for the murder of Sandy Miller, and his two daughters Shasta and Shelby.

Jessica Smith, 40, of Goldendale, Washington surrendered without incident on a logging road 15 miles east of the Surfsand Resort in Cannon Beach, Oregon on this past Sunday. Smith was charged in the murder of her 2 year old daughter Isabella and the attempted murder of her 13 year old daughter. A court order for her husband to take custody of the two girls on 1 August had been recently issued. Jessica Smith checked her two daughters and herself into the Surfsand which offers luxury accommodation for around $400 per night on 30 July. On Friday morning a cleaning staff member found the 2 year old dead and the 13 year old lying in a pool of blood.

Kristina Riddell, 27, of Longmont, Colorado was angered that a couple exiting a Dollar Tree store called the police to report her son locked in a hot car. Riddell then proceeded to run Shannon Dominguez and her boyfriend Alan Mason over with her car breaking Dominguez’s leg in four places and causing mason serious internal bruising. Riddell has been charged with child abuse and endangerment as well as two counts of hit-and-run.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Robin Naismith Green, D.S.V.J., O.G.H. [Journ.]
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