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NO CLEAR WINNER IN FIRST GOP 2016 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

Posted in 2016 ELECTIONS with tags , , , , on 07/08/2015 by Majordomo Pain

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The top ten GOP Presidential candidates for the 2016 US Presidential election squared off in their first debate last night in Cleveland, Ohio and despite all the hype for current front runner billionaire Donald Trump, there was no clear winner or loser last night. Those that impressed The Collective most were Ohio Governor John Kasich and Florida Senator Marco Rubio. There were quite a few interesting barbs sent back and forth especially those between New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky. Paul was also zinged by Trump when he said, “You’re having a hard night.” No single candidate threw his chances away, however, Dr Ben Carson seemed out of place the entire night saying he doubts Hillary Clinton would be the Democratic Party nominee.

We, Ourselves, of the Collective and the Meditators rank the candidates, after the debate, thusly:

Rubio
Kasich
Christie
Bush
Walker
Trump
Cruz
Huckabee
Paul
Carson

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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SENATOR RAND PAUL FINDS A PERFECT “JOURNALISTIC” HOME

Posted in BREITBART, BREITBART IS STILL DEAD, SENATOR RAND PAUL with tags , , on 07/11/2013 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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How was it that I didn’t see this coming? Senator Rand Paul R-KY has taken his editorials to Breitbart.com according to a recent post at that site. Paul has been dogged of late by allegations that he lifted some 1300+ words from a 2003 Heritage Foundation case analysis about harvesting spiny lobsters. Now this shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone and I don’t think plagiarism has anything to do with political affiliation. what this does reveal, both from Breitbart.com, which is a conservative leader in fearmongering for profit, as well as Senator Paul is an attitude that getting the message out is more important than crediting sources. This is something that must not be tolerated in journalism– ever.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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YOUR WEEKLY COCO AUSTIN: WINTER STORM WARNING

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, COCO THONG THURSDAY, SENATOR RAND PAUL, SNOW IN DC, WINTER STORM with tags , , , , , , , on 07/03/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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One of the things I miss the most about Terra is snow. I love snow and as if I need to tell you dear reader it doesn’t snow in Hell.

Snow in DC

With a powerful winter storm tracking up the northeast coast this morning after shutting down everything in the DC metro area, save for Senator Rand Paul’s mouth, Coco Austin has taken to her fleece jacket and smart winter hat as accessories to her thong. Enjoy.

Coco Austin cold weather

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