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SARAH PALIN, WHORE

Posted in DIANE VALENCEN OPINIONS with tags , , on 17/10/2013 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

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If there is one individual in the United States who bears more blame for the crisis that just passed in the government it is Sarah Palin. As much as journalists and bloggers on the left wish to make her irrelevant, Palin keeps coming back with failure after colossal failure as she gets to her feet from her knees, wipes the jissom of short term fame from her lips and looks out to an adoring all white audience in yet another state and yells, “Next!” Sarah Palin is not a political king maker by any stretch of the imagination: she is nothing more than a whore. Palin isn’t a political whore since she aborted her political career out of fear that she would be indicted in Alaska therefore she resigned and ended any chance for her to run for President again. I will say this for the last time; if you can’t finish a term as governor of Alaska then you have no business being considered as a candidate for president.

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Palin has campaigned for countless TEA Party candidates claiming that she hand her husband are patriot warriors trying to save America from such evils ranging from gun control to ObamaCare. The vast majority of those she’s supported have lost, however, hindsight being 20/20, I would have taken all of those candidates in the House or the Senate had her one glaring victory been turned away. That victory is the architect of the most recent government shutdown Texas Senator Ted Cruz. I do have to admit that Palin is not throwing Cruz under the bus just yet. Just this past Sunday Cruz and Palin chatted at the Million Veterans March in Washington DC which like most TEA Party backed staged events got more coverage here from a Progressive blog than they did from the cable news networks. I am tired of the right using symbols that they believe the left will not attack. What’s it going to be next the million infants’ march? The million baby panda march? If they really wanted to have a rally they need to say what’s in their hearts and have a “White Americans who Hate the Black President March.”

What Palin and the TEA Partiers cannot understand is that is a blessing. The TEA Party right was indignant when CNN reported a man, clearly a TEA Party supporter–a “patriot” brought a Confederate flag to the march. The reason right wingers feel so comfortable in displaying their bigotry through historical symbols is because Sarah palin is too cowardly to ever tell them such symbols are not welcome. The TEA Party would shrivel up and die a swift astroturf scented death if bigots were kept away from their meetings and rallies.

The TEA Party would have been more aptly named after one of the many right wing organizations that sprung up in Dallas after the election of the first Other John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Maybe John McGehee’s National Indignation Convention would be a more suitable name for the TEA Party. Palin as the madame of that whorehouse is doing nothing that any other good capitalist would. She is a white female version of Al Sharpton–just not as intelligent or as well spoken as the Reverend. Her purpose is the same as it was for Sharpton in the 1980s; inspire outrage in the tribal community that you can profit from the most. While Reverend Sharpton never resigned from a public office Palin has in a meteoric descent into not obscurity as one would expect from a failed leader but a descent into the soft underbelly of conservative wealth fueled by the bigotry of the children of those many consider the “greatest generation.”

America is rife with 50 to 65 year old white men who no matter their geographic history cannot stand blacks, gays, Latinos, or not so surprisingly women. These are people who never learned the proper respect for themselves, because the rules were so strict and appearance meant more in their world than the actual content of their character, never learned that women served any other purpose than to breed, cook and clean. These are the people Sarah Palin, whore, can lure in to her political boudoir. While those days are gone we still cannot use the drive for lucre simply as an excuse for Palin fomenting Ted Cruz on the American people. Now Cruz will be run out in 2018 and his political career will fully be snuffed out if he runs for the GOP nomination in 2016 and is soundly cast aside before the fourth primary. It will be worse for him if he sees the writing on the wall in late summer 2015 and decides not to run.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
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COCO AUSTIN THURSDAY: PUTTING YOUR POLITICAL CARDS ON THE TABLE

Posted in 2012 ELECTION GOP AUTOPSY, 2014 ELECTIONS, 2016 ELECTIONS, COCO AUSTIN, COCO THONG THURSDAY, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, POLITICS, PRESIDENT OBAMA, TEA PARTY, TEA PARTY VIOLENCE with tags , , , , , on 10/10/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Most of you who read my articles know that I am a Progressive. The question posed by The majordomo this morning was exactly the one I’ve been asking conservatives all over Hell for the last 9 days. If ObamaCare is busted and won’t work, why are you guys trying to defund it? The clearest answer is the right is fearful that ObamaCare will work and come to be applauded as President Obama’s signature accomplishment in the future. Couple this with the facts that the base of the GOP is literally dying right out from under them and you have a perfect fetid swamp that can grow all manner of political crazies from Rand Paul to Ted Cruz to Michele Bachmann. End times? Really?

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I feel it’s high time to do what Coco is doing up there and put all the cards on the table. First, the GOP needs to grow up and realize that ObamaCare is the law of the land. Second, the administration needs to get someone, anyone to fix what’s wrong with the ObamaCare website and do that soon rather than later. But for the government shutdown this would have been the lead story for the past nine days. If it was possible for a political party to shoot themselves in the foot after shooting themselves in the head this is it. The terror of a few Congressmen being primaried caused the GOP to blow what should have been its biggest political public relations victory in decades. Now Boehner is trapped and likely won’t make it ti 2014 as Speaker. With 2016 looming right around the corner it would take aliens landing on Terra for there to be a GOP majority in both houses of Congress and a GOP president in the White House. Maybe they need to take that 2012 autopsy out and read it again.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
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POLITICS IN THE BUFF: TEA PARTY TERRORISTS IN CONGRESS SUICIDE BOMB AMERICAN GOVERNMENT

Posted in 2013 GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, OBAMACARE, PRESIDENT OBAMA, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS with tags , , , , on 03/10/2013 by sarahbloch

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There are many of you who think the title of this post is nothing more than partisan hyperbole and up until a few years ago if I had read such a headline about the fringe of either party I would have been more than skeptical. Over the past fifteen years while America has elected two centrist Democrats, the GOP have moved more and more to the right to support the more motivated base of their party. This far right has manifested itself in the form of the TEA Party a faux grassroots organization bankrolled and brought to life by FreedomWorks and the Koch Brothers deep pockets. The TEA Party in the house has used terror in the form of lies and misinformation about ObamaCare not only to fan the fervor of their base but to terrorize more moderate Republicans into siding with them out of fear of being primaried in 2014.

Senator Ted Cruz likely has done more to damage America than any of the terror attacks that have taken place in the United States. Simply being against the President because he comes from another party is politically nothing new in America. But working on the bigotries and ignorance of the ill informed and using the willingness of wealthy political operators simply to raise money in the hope of being a major player in 2016 is a crime against the United States that i would equate with sedition. Cruz and his TEA Party brethren have done precisely what the tinfoil hat wearers, who said with neo-McCarthyite lust in their voices, the Muslim brotherhood had infiltrated the Obama administration. These gun loving, compassionless religious zealots have done just as the Washington Navy Yard shooter did; they simply walked into the building and opened fire on the American middle class murdering the dreams and aspirations of thousands of times more people than Al Qaeda has killed.

The gerrymandering of political districts to keep the wacko birds in their seats will not last forever. The TEA Party base like the GOP base is dying and is being replaced by young intelligent and Progressive people even in the Bible Belt. By 2024 Texas will go from purple to blue and that trend will continue moving east through the deep South both in state legislatures, the guys who decide the shapes of congressional districts, and in the US Congress. For right now there will be the same sort of uncertainty and suffering many had after September 11, 2001, but eventually there will be a return to normal as it is defined in the post Great recession Era. Until that time ask yourself a very basic question. What is it about the President and his landmark healthcare reform policy that you think is not going to work for the American people? Send me a comment and I’ll be able to offer you an idea if this is a right wing talking point or a legitimate problem that needs addressing. As of right now the ObamaCare exchanges have served over 8 million people looking for a way out of the broken medical insurance system.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
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DAWN PATROL: PLUS SIZED MANNEQUINS PUSH BODY IMAGE DEBATE; SUICIDE IN PA DICK’S SPORTING GOODS AFTER STANDOFF; JOVIAN PLUS PLANETS DASH THEORY OF SOLAR SYSTEM FORMATION; WACKO BIRD SENATOR SAYS CONSERVATIVES ARE “WINNING”

Posted in CPAC 2013, DAWN PATROL, DELIA LLOYD, EXTRASOLAR PLANETS, THE MEDITATORS with tags , , , , , on 17/03/2013 by Majordomo Pain

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Plus sized mannequins spark debate.

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Suicide in Pennsylvania sporting goods store.

Senator Ted Cruz leads the lemmings of conservatism at CPAC; says “conservatives are winning.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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