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EBOLA, OBAMA, JOURNALISM & SENSATIONALISM

Posted in CAVALOR EPTHITH EDITORIALS, EBOLA OUTBREAK 2014 with tags , , , , , on 06/08/2014 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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In the past few months an outbreak of the Ebola virus has struck the West African nations of Liberia, Guinea, Nigeria and Sierra Leone. The total number of laboratory confirmed cases of this disease as of today is 340 in Guinea, 129 in Liberia, 540 in Sierra Leone and 0 in Nigeria. Two laboratory confirmed cases in America medical workers in Liberia has resulted in their transfer to Emory Hospital in Atlanta for continued treatment in an isolation ward designed for this purpose.

The previous paragraph is rooted in fact and definitely has nothing to do with the rough and tumble of partisan politics in the United States of America. The United States is a nation where many noted conservatives engaged in print, radio, digital and broadcast media earn their living by reinforcing the fears in the minds of their ideological fellow travelers that every domestic and foreign ill has at its roots President Barack Hussein Obama. A case in point is the article written by Warner Todd Huston at Breitbart stating the government of the United States, i.e. President Obama, is covering up the number of people being tested for the Ebola virus who have returned to the United States from travels to the affected region.

What Huston has done in his article is the opposite of journalism; it is propaganda. His attack on the government is outshone by the herculean effort on the part of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the United States Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases [USAMRIID], the United States Department of State and Emory University Hospital Atlanta to save two threatened lives. Sadly, others have jumped on the conspiracy theory bandwagon in the odious hope of scoring political points against President Obama. Zero Hedge, a relative newcomer to the conservative blogosphere, reposts an article from the curiously named The Economic Collapse Blog written by Michael Snyder on 3 August 2014. Snyder’s article is an example of the worst of what the Internet has to offer. His article is peppered with minor facts, inconsistencies and outright falsehoods all designed to sensationalize a serious public health matter that is being handled effectively by the CDC and local public health services.

This article has now become the mantra for conservative pundits like Paul Craig Roberts who has linked to the 25 things list and includes, “All it takes is one cough, one sneeze, one drop of saliva, and the virus is loose in one of the main transportation centers of the US.” In fact, no nation on Terra is better prepared, by way of experimental drugs, medical services management, screening proceudures and effective quarantines than the United States of America. This despite the freedom of movement both desired and enjoyed by its citizens.

I cannot overstate my disdain for this manner of disease reporting. Will my writers be covering this outbreak? Of course they will. But The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork refuses to sensationalize this story regardless the fury of the headwind of political grandstanding and conspiracy theorizing from the Right. For the record we here will not hide facts, obfuscate the Truth or tell blatant lies to gain hits, ingratiate ourselves to our peers in journalism or stoke the fires of fear in the hearts of the Human Beings of Terra.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Cavalor Epþiþ, Esquire, O.B.R.E., CS, O.D.A.J.[1er], O.Q.H.[Journ.], D.S.V.J., J.F.
Editor-in-Chief
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
42 Ashtaq 3 AS

GENERAL OF THE SKIES NUULO ISDRIX PRESS CONFERENCE 11 ASHTAQ 3 AS ON THREATS TO THE EMPIRE

Posted in CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, DAVID LANE, DIRECTAT JAVETH NATHUX, GENERAL OF THE SKIES NUULO ISDRIX, LAAL HETHRI, PETER LEITHART with tags , , on 04/07/2014 by sarahbloch

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What follows is the text of Laal Hethri Director General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix’s press conference on matters involving developments on Terra over the last 48 hours:

****************************BEGIN STATEMENT FROM LAAL HETHRI DIRECTOR*********************************************

OFFICIAL AND UNREDACTED****************DECLAS 11 ASHTAQ 3 AS******************************************************

“Good morning. I will take a few questions after this statement. After conferring with Her Imperial Majesty Ang’ki Hoor I, and presenting her with the information that has been gathered by our operatives on four continents on the world called Terra, I am now able to declare that the Laal Hethri as an organization has determined that the greatest threat to the stability of Hell at this time is the growing violent apostatic religious movements. Long we have fought the abhorrent incarnation of Shai’tan as manifest in al Qaeda, but that group which was nearly destroyed from the top down has reanimated itself into the current threat of ISIS. While the group now seeks to form a Caliphate from Europe to China and is seeking to strike civilians, innocent civilians, women and children, in Africa, Europe and North America, I feel that they are a temporary threat to the global security of Terra.

A far greater threat that rarely is taken seriously is religious based conservative Christian terrorism with the United States of America. This threat is growing exponentially by the day within the borders of America. While my agency with assistance from the Directat Javeth Nathux, and I must say I thank their director for his commitment to team building between our agencies, estimate that there are less than 100,000 individuals in the United States that would follow an order to do violent harm to civilians in the name of a Biblical Revolution, this number is significant when one considers the number of weapons that are in the hands of these persons. The DJN estimates that evangelical terrorists in the United States currently possess over 1.3 million firearms and close to 500 million rounds of ammunition. I have declassified these findings because there are those within the Parliament here in Hell that do not wish our very nation to remain vigilant on all fronts to threats to the styability of the Afterlife. These people wish us only to focus on the threat that to them is ‘the Other’ which does not think and act like those they loved when they were on Terra. For my agency and the eleven other agencies engaged in defeating terrorists on Terra as a service to the Living this would be a dereliction of duty.

So today The Laal Hethri and the Directat Javeth Nathux in concert with intelligence agencies in the European Union and the United States will coordinate its efforts to focus on the threat coming internally in America from persons like David Lane, Peter Leithart and Father C. John McCloskey, who have openly called for violent revolution in the name of their religious beliefs. Their calls for martyrdom have not fallen on deaf ears here in Hell. As we have aided the Living in their war against apostate Islam, so too Hell will offer all its resources and technology in the elimination of Christian terrorists in America.”

*********END STATEMENT FROM LAAL HETHRI DIRECTOR*******************************************11 ASHTAQ 3 AS*************************************

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
10 Ashtaq 3 AS

CONSERVATIVES ARE LIARS

Posted in AMAZONA IS A CUNT, BLOGS 4 VICTORY, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE STUPID EMAIL FORWARDS, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT, MARK EDWARD NOONAN with tags , , , on 14/01/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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I know the headline here seems a bit harsh, but when millions of people believe lies and repeat them despite having been given the Truth then they are liars. Mark Noonan over at Blog4Victory has stood on his Catholic faith time and time again saying that he doesn’t want to be associated with liars and people who perpetuate lies yet he continues to associate with Amazona who writes this in comments to the most recent post of 10 January 2014, posted by tiredoflibbs:

“Barack Obama was steeped in contempt and even loathing for the United States from birth, from both sides of his family and from his involvement with people like Davis. These early influences have shown through the mantle of American Patriot he had to assume, at least to some limited extent, to be able to run for office in this country. It has been seen in his speeches, in his Crotch Salute during the playing of the national anthem, in his disparaging comments and his Apology Tour, in his pandering to the enemies of the United States and his lack of respect for our allies.”

What appears in bold type there has been passed around in the conservative blogosphere for nearly five years. This “crotch salute” was a lie then and it is a lie now. The effort I applied to find the Truth in this matter took me only eight seconds of searching and less than a minute of reading. For those conservatives who say I am blinded by “Obama worship syndrome” or some other nonsensical fiction, they need only see the other verification that Obama in the photo in question was standing while Hail to the Chief played, which means had he saluted he would have been saluting himself, by simply doing a Google search.

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In Hindsight
The visceral need for conservatives need to make this man, who only has one difference from the other 43 presidents who came before him, into the Devil himself, is appalling. No matter their insistence that they are not racists, their bigotry seethes out in other ways whether that be that he is their nostalgic wish to go back to the days of the Cold War and have a communist enemy to fight or looking into modern times to make him a part of the Muslim apostasy that caught America with their pants down on 11 September 2001. Despite their loud and continuing cries this man belong to neither of these groups and I still hold that history will bear out that Barack Hussein Obama is one of the greatest Presidents of the United States of all time.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
89 1 Leviathan 3 AS

THREATENING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: THE STAT CONSERVATIVES DON’T WANT YOU TO READ TODAY

Posted in CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY with tags , , , , on 30/12/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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As the most visible public figure in American life and having the job as the head of the Executive Branch of the American government the President of the United States is bound to acquire at least a few people who dislike him in a nation of over 315 million people. The United States Secret Service tasked with the duty of protecting the President and others keeps an amazing array of data on threats, both credible and not against the POTUS. To make a threat against the President is a class D felony under 18 USC 871:

(a) Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.
(b) The terms “President-elect” and “Vice President-elect” as used in this section shall mean such persons as are the apparent successful candidates for the offices of President and Vice President, respectively, as ascertained from the results of the general elections held to determine the electors of President and Vice President in accordance with title 3, United States Code, sections 1 and 2. The phrase “other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President” as used in this section shall mean the person next in the order of succession to act as President in accordance with title 3, United States Code, sections 19 and 20.

This is not some new law the origins date back to 1917. Clearly threats to the POTUS go back well before that. During the presidency of George W Bush the POTUS received up to 3,000 threats against his life and safety per year. President Obama, the 44th POTUS has been getting a staggering 30 death threats alone per day according to the Guardian newspaper in 2009. That adds up to over 65,000 threats against the life of the leader of the free world in his nearly five years, 2170 days, in office. The United States Secret Service holds however that while Obama gets more threats than Bush the numbers reported in the Guardian are too high to be accurate.

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In Hindsight

Our sources suggest the number is somewhere north of 50,000 for this period making the current POTUS the most threatened in US history. Mario Edward Garnett was one of those arrested in 2010 for threatening the President and he was killed over the weekend in Arizona after a multistate bank robbing spree that cost a Mississippi police officer his life.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
74 1 Leviathan 2 AS

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