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WE DON’T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP: RICK WILES CLAIMS THE SEWER PIPES IN HELL HAVE BURST AND POURED ONTO THE STREETS OF AUSTIN, TEXAS

Posted in CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, IN HINDSIGHT, WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP with tags , , , , on 18/07/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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I happen to know the demon that has the unenviable task of maintaining the sewer system here in Hell’s capital Dis. His name is Loxach Brindaloo and he takes his job very seriously as he is a professional engineer. When I called him this afternoon to tell him that an end times radio personality named Rick Wiles said that “raw satanic sewage coming up out of Hell” poured out onto the streets of Austin, Texas last week he answered quite professionally, “bullshit.” It turns out that my good friend Loxach is absolutely correct in his estimate of the amount of actual truth in Wiles’ statement. Rick Wiles gets paid to make some of the whitest weakest minded people in America to send him money because they are afraid of what happens after they die rather than considering if they lived good first lives they would slide right on into their Afterlife here in Hell with three ounces of gold in their pocket and a massive and diverse nation at their feet.

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You see Rick Wiles doesn’t really believe in Hell. Rick Wiles is in the business of serving himself by playing on the fears of people who feel that this world cannot satisfy them. Look at the picture above. That’s what they really want but they have been told they can’t have it for so long that they would prefer to believe all the people who kept them from this will go to a fiery and anguish filled Hell while since they deprived themselves of all things fun of the flesh on Terra they will go to a white and peaceful place where they still cannot enjoy any of the pleasures of the flesh.

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In Hindsight

Of course this is all about right wing white Christians and their personal war against women who can think for themselves. This is a battle not between G-d and Shai’tan but between Patriarchy and Feminism–and Feminism, right now has as Bud Wilkinson used to say about his Oklahoma football teams of the 1960s “hung 50 on ’em before halftime without bustin’ a sweat.” You have to keep in mind that the states where the majority of these angry white men live consume more porn than the rest of English speaking Terra combined. How could this be possible in a place where the Bible keeps its pants up with that buckle? Well, this is going to be like finding out there’s no Santa Claus, but these people are hypocrites. Rick Wiles is among the worst of the worst. He is so far right that he thinks Glenn beck is in al Qaeda. wiles is a marketing guy and what he’s marketing is a curious combination of stupidity and fear that does more damage to the Soul than enjoying your life, learning new things and respecting people.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
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YOUR WEEKLY THURSDAY COCO AUSTIN: HEATWAVE EDITION

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, COCO THONG THURSDAY with tags , , , , , on 18/07/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Well the latest trial of the century has passed and the major cities of the United States, much to the chagrin of hopeful conservative pundits, are not ablaze and the United States Army is not pout shooting rioters. All in all it has been a good week as I have been in your nation’s capital rubbing elbows with the highbrows at the National Press Club, the National Arboretum and Nationals Park. That’s right folks I have been on a well deserved vacation. It’s so hot in DC right now that I almost feel comfortable. The high temperature in Dis today is supposed to be 119 which is chilly by Hell’s standards but in DC today it will be 97 and feel like its 110. Now I can dress a little more appropriately for the weather.

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I have been remiss in my Coco Austin postings. Today we celebrate the heat and humidity with a little bit of steam from Ms Austin.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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A CONSERVATIVE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THAT SOCIETY MOVING FORWARD PROGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MEAN HE LIVES IN A COUNTRY THAT IS NOT FREE

Posted in BLOGS 4 VICTORY, CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE with tags , , , , , on 13/06/2013 by sarahbloch

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Read Mark Noonan’s poorly thought out missive here.

Below find my response which they will delete because they cannot deal with the Truth.


Mark by reading your words I see that you are terribly confused like many in a time of great social change. You happen to be on the side that wishes things were the way they were as opposed to the way they are becoming. That is always a difficult place to be.

The scanning of emails and collecting metadata was initiated shortly after 9/11 for the purpose of keeping the number of life threatening terror attacks at a minimum. You supported the USAPATRIOT Act for a good long time and now for reasons that are clear you do not. I still don’t believe it is the place of a government to spy on its own people in the name of fighting a tactic. I have always preferred the Israeli model for dealing with terrorists but of course that would conflict with you notion of American exceptionalism.

Property taxes have been around for centuries in America and used by localities for a variety of purposes that make life better for all.

Sitting on a corporate board and bringing up a religion based belief about homosexuality is not free speech nor is going uninvited to a college campus to do the same. One is career suicide, the other is trespass. You are exercising free speech right here and I don’t see the Center-Left Obama administration taking down this blog.

The IRS did not keep the TEA Party or patriot groups from assembling they did scrutinize, albeit harshly, their requests for tax exempt status. I am shocked that Neocon1 hasn’t called these people “moochers” since they sought to dodge their tax requirements to do work that was clearly political and yet they call social welfare. Truly curious.the knots one would have to twist to have that be rational.

Having organized religion in a place of preference in public schools is not about rights or freedom it is about indoctrination and passing on the beliefs of one generation to another. Most Americans have gotten beyond the need for their religion to be something special to people who don’t believe in it but clearly Mark you have not evolved on this issue as you have on so many others. What the pastor preached does not belong in the public square anymore than the what the mullah or the rabbi said; these things belong in our hearts to be applied in our lives to make us better people, not to be used as a truncheon to allow us to puff our chests out in the knowledge we have kept others we fear at a distance.

America is still the most free nation in the world; it just is no longer bound to the abominable marriage of religion and politics used for the purpose of shaming people into conformity with archaic rules.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
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IF IT’S THURSDAY IT’S COCO AUSTIN DAY: SUMMER TIME WHEN THE LIVING’S EASY

Posted in COCO AUSTIN, COCO THONG THURSDAY, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS with tags , , , on 06/06/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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The Congress will be going back to their districts and sates soon and much of the furor over the many trumped up and actual scandals besetting the White House currently will become chatter only for the Conservative base. By the time they return to the trough that is the District of Columbia the news cycle screaming Mimi of the Internet and cable news will have unearthed some new juicy tidbit to gnaw on for a brief 48 hours. With that in mind enjoy Coco Austin at the beach. Here’s a little known fact of the woman who lends truth to the old adage that good things come in small packages [Coco is only 5’2″] she’s of Yugoslavian descent. Who knew?

Coco on the beach

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
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FAR RIGHT BIGOTS VENT THEIR SPLEENS ON A NEW TARGET THE PARENTS OF SANDY HOOK VICTIMS WHO DARE TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST GUN VIOLENCE

Posted in ANGRY OLD WHITE MEN, BIG FUR HAT, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE, CONSERVATIVE LIES, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, CONSERVATIVE VIOLENCE, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, DOOMSDAY PREPPERS, FASCISM, FEARSPEAK, FRED SCHWARTZ OPINIONS, FREEDOM with tags , , , , , on 04/04/2013 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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You knew it would only be a matter of time before the real cowards in the debate about guns in America showed their true colors. The bigots over at IOwnTheWorld.com led by the Grand Imperial Cyclops of Stupidity aka BigFurHat is angry that Mark Mattioli, a father of a victim in the Sandy Hook School massacre who supports the National Rifle Association, isn’t getting the same amount of press or love from Google, as those who are advocating stricter controls on large capacity magazine, ammunition and assault weapons. This was the conversation BigFurHat had with a commenter, Liberal Larry who reacted to the first comment after the post:

Whom: “It is amazing. The actors and fakes of the shooting. Even the pic above looks fake (bad acting).”

Liberal Larry: “His son was murdered, you monster.”

BigFurHat: “His son’s death has caused a bunch of friggin opportunistic morons to go after “assault rifles.”

That is like cracking down on steroid abuse in baseball by banning weight-lifting.

I realize you’re a parody commenter, but, liberals must be eradicated.”

I realize that these gun nuts and bigots have a heavy burden on their shoulders. Having to drag all that hate and animosity around all day while, at the same time, keeping a sharp eye out for the black guy that’s going to carjack them and force them to watch as they rape their whole family including the dog in the comfort of their conservative and safe suburban homes, must be exhausting. But this is even too far overboard for your friendly neighborhood Gonzo™ journalist having his second bourbon and branch water this fine warm morning. To mock people in their grief is a time honored tradition if they were responsible for the situation they are in currently. This is quite aptly known as schadenfreude and it is virtually a currency here in Hell. But BigFurHat and the other haters at IOwnTheWorld.com aren’t in the business of schadenfreude harvesting; they are in the business of filling the minds of fearful angry people with the poison that will ultimately lead to widespread violence among conservatives against whatever the target of convenience is.

It won’t matter to them when a white supremacist kills a state director of prisons as BigFurHat dare not write about such matters because they don’t fit into the fearspeak paradigm that demand that there is no black middle class, that their is a gay agenda that wants to destroy Christianity and that the current president is a Marxist Muslim from Kenya. I was of a mind that the whole matter was settled after the last election cycle and that the writing was on the wall that conservatives especially ones living in the suburbs of New York City needed to reevaluate their positions on a number of matters politically or meet their historical end as a national movement. Instead the right had tripled down on guns and new tactics that will turn them into the caricatures of the violent Left they blabber on so much about.

Neil Heslin did nothing more than send his son to school where, like many Americans have come to understand horribly in this modern time, he felt his child was safe. Neil Heslin’s tragedy didn’t come at the hands of some inner city thug with a cheap revolver who killed a child to take his lunch money to buy crack. This man, who BigFurHat calls, “mumbles,” is mired in grief because his child was taken from him by the very same fire of anger and fear that burns in the hearts of every bigoted right wing jackass who is willing to vomit their bile all over the many digital pages that will allow them. Those children aren’t dead simply because Nancy Lanza was a flighty bitch who loved guns more than she loved common sense. Those 20 children and the six school teachers and officials at Sandy Hook Elementary are dead because of Conservatism and it never ending addiction to guns and gun culture as the only means by which to keep the brown and black wolf and their allies from their doors.

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In Hindsight

I have a tip for all you doomsday preppers, birthers, family values snake oil sellers, homophobic right wing pundits, minority conservatives that jump on the train to make a quick buck, Breitbart corpse eaters, Reagan idolizers, La Pierre lovers, Republican chicks who use gun barrels as dildos, Mama grizzlies, right wing hockey moms and TEA Party patriots, out there in the good old US of A. Fucking get a life people. Really. There was once a time that a simply word could keep a man from doing what his heart and mind told him was the correct thing to do. A solitary word could make it justifiable to beat a man to death because he loved another man and that same word could be used to hang a millstone around a brutalized young boy’s neck and cast him into a river to die. That word is SHAME. What comes along with that word like a loyal hound following closely is fear. Back in the day the fear of being call a faggot or a nigger lover or a commie was so powerful because it meant you would be ostracized from the tribe of white men who could be trusted, who were honorable, who knew their way was the right way the only way, the American way. Now, my friends we all know better. What those bigots and haters did for centuries wasn’t to keep their women safe, it was to keep them quiet. It wasn’t to preserve anything but their own power, nothing more. So the next time you hear someone spouting the BigFurHat’s racist bullshit on any topic smile politely and say, “You’ve already lost, shut the fuck up.”

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
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FORGIVE CHARLOTTE ALLEN FOR SHE KNOWS NOT WHAT SHE’S TALKING ABOUT

Posted in AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, DOOMSDAY PREPPERS, FEARSPEAK, GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA, HOW HELL WORKS, MASS SHOOTING, NEWTOWN CONNECTICUT SHOOTING, THE GREATER FOOL, THE IGNORANT TENTH, THE MEDITATORS, THEOCRACY with tags , , on 20/12/2012 by Majordomo Pain

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We, Ourselves, of the Collective have been reading much of what Conservatives have been saying in response to a needed move toward gun control legislation in the wake of the Sandy Hook school massacre and We have found what We expected to find. No matter what the tragedy, the Right feels they have an earned privilege to possess firearms that goes far beyond what the United States Constitution actually intends. In this case even the murder of innocent children does not inspire Conservatives that the time has come for them to put aside the notion that their ability to maintain their unearned privilege must be protected at the barrel of a firearm. The Collective feels that America would be a far safer, prosperous and diverse place if these weapons were at least better controlled via deeper regulations mandated by the federal government. It is absolutely necessary to couple any weapons ban, ammunition ban or outright confiscation of firearms with a bold and far reaching program to address the mental health issues of all Americans who have not had their mental state evaluated.

Writing in the National Review Online, Charlotte Allen makes an abstract case for the root cause of the Newtown massacre –that the school was too “feminized.” Allen writes, “There was not a single adult male on the school premises when the shooting occurred. In this school of 450 students, a sizeable number of whom were undoubtedly 11- and 12-year-old boys (it was a K–6 school), all the personnel — the teachers, the principal, the assistant principal, the school psychologist, the “reading specialist” — were female. There didn’t even seem to be a male janitor to heave his bucket at Adam Lanza’s knees. Women and small children are sitting ducks for mass-murderers. The principal, Dawn Hochsprung, seemed to have performed bravely. According to reports, she activated the school’s public-address system and also lunged at Lanza, before he shot her to death. Some of the teachers managed to save all or some of their charges by rushing them into closets or bathrooms. But in general, a feminized setting is a setting in which helpless passivity is the norm. Male aggression can be a good thing, as in protecting the weak — but it has been forced out of the culture of elementary schools and the education schools that train their personnel. Think of what Sandy Hook might have been like if a couple of male teachers who had played high-school football, or even some of the huskier 12-year-old boys, had converged on Lanza.”

This is a statement of clear misunderstanding of foremost how situations involving shooters transpire and secondarily a blind disassociation from anything, and We, Ourselves, do mean anything, that would allow greater inspection of the Conservative values that guns and religion can cure any threat to their percieved moral hegemony and delusions of exceptionalism.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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