GROUNDHOG DAY: OCTOMOM NADYA SULEIMAN SOLIDIFIES HER PLACE IN HUMAN HISTORY BY DOING A SOLO PORN FILM

Nadya Suleiman is in financial distress, she has 14 children and she isn’t, mercifully, a cannibal. What’s an attractive woman to do when faced with such a mountain of resposibility? Easy answer to that one; you do a solo porn shoot and get a huge pile of cash for your pleasure.

There are I’m sure quite a few people who are utterly and totally sick and tired of the Octomom. Well ocotmom itself is a misnomer because Suleiman is really the tetrakaidecamom, her having fourteen kids and all; in America’s slow brain society as it is today that word’s just too much work. Nadya has found a temporary solution for her economic troubles a solo masturbation porn shoot which according to Gram Ponante’s Porn Valley Observed has been completed with the help of a crew from Wicked Pictures.

It would be easy to dismiss this as another blatant attempt for Nadya Suleiman to stay in the public spotlight. I don’t think that’s fair at all. I think this was never something that Suleiman would have ever ruled out but this wasn’t a certain part of her plan. There is so much unknown about this woman and what her motivations are however that I am sure that this won’t be the last time we hear from the Octomom, clothed or unclothed.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
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