VOX POPULI: THE SARAH PALIN CHANNEL LAUNCHES ON THE INTERNET AND A QUICK LOOK AT THEIR TARGET AUDIENCE

Posted in SARAH PALIN, THE CONSIGLIERI, VOX POPULI with tags , on 28/07/2014 by consigliereciucava

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Variety is reporting this morning that former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is launching her own Internet television channel called TheSarahPalinChannel.com. Palin claims the channel will focus on, “important issues facing the nation” stating she wants, “to talk to talk directly to you on our channel– on my terms.” Those terms it seems are $9.95 per month or an annual subscription of $99.95.

Above you can see Palin’s target audience discussing one of those issues important to the American people– immigration. There are hundreds of thousands of these bigots, conspiracy theorists and generally uninformed individuals clustered in all across America I am told by my human colleagues. The good news is that this Palin channel will become the gift that keeps on giving for Progressives as the midterm elections roll around in just over three three months.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Ciu Cava daelth Nixhot, J.F.. D.S.V.J.
Consiglieri
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33 Ashtaq 3 AS

FROM THE DESK OF THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: EXPLAINING THE NEW AMERICA’S ORIGINS TO A CONSERVATIVE

Posted in CAVALOR EPTHITH EDITORIALS with tags , on 27/07/2014 by Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J

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A conservative who frequently comments on matters political here set a link to an article detailing the constitutional freedoms that have been lost to the American people over the last decade. While I have a few issues with the sources within the article, I can accept how many Americans might feel, for reasons personal to their own experience over time, that this erosion of freedoms as set forth by the Constitution is happening in their current existence. What follows below is my response to Neocon1 who posted this link as an effort to clarify why I, as a citizen of Hell, believe he finds himself living in a nation that no longer resembles the dream that he had of an America in the future half a century ago.

“The vast majority of those rights which this article states that have been taken away from the American people were taken away because of an act of terrorism against the United States. The majority of the crimes against freedom pointed out in this article are the result of a government serving their corporate masters beginning in the autumn of 2001 to secure wealth and continuity for the foreseeable future with no regard for the common citizen. This is not a liberal or a Progressive conspiracy this is all birthed from the womb of the neoconservatives that were in power when al Qaeda struck in New York and Washington on 11 September 2001. While the common citizen was glued to his or her television weeping and Palestinians danced in the streets of Gaza passing out sweet treats to children, the real power in America in corporate boardrooms saw this as the greatest golden opportunity in human history to corrupt a representative democracy and turn it into an oligarchy virtually overnight. The battles we fight here Neocon1 aren’t really important because as you often point out I’m not in the United States and to the powers that be in your country you and millions of partisan individuals like you are doing their bidding by thinking you still have some power to control the game.”

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Cavalor Epþiþ, Esquire, O.B.R.E., CS, O.D.A.J.[1er], O.Q.H.[Journ.], D.S.V.J., J.F.
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32 Ashtaq 3 AS

FLORIDA GOP CONGRESSMAN CURT CLAWSON CAN’T GRASP THAT PEOPLE WITH SKIN DARKER THAN HIM ARE AMERICANS

Posted in CONSERVATIVE ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE RESISTANCE TO FACT CHECKING, POLITICAL GAFFE, TEA PARTY with tags , , , on 26/07/2014 by Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.]

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Initially I wasn’t going to add any text to Rep Curt Clawson’s comments in his first day on a House Committee, but the importance of his initial comments about how much he’s invested in India are important. So this guy is wealthy enough to invest tens of millions in India but he isn’t smart, or possibly sober, enough to realize that the two individuals he’s speaking to are not in representatives of the Indian government but representatives of his own government. Watch the video here.

This from the TEA Party Express website should send shivers through the establishment GOP:

Tea Party Express is proudly endorsing businessman Curt Clawson for the upcoming special election for the 19th congressional district in Florida. We are endorsing Curt for his many skills which we believe are exactly what the country needs to get back on track. The fact he is not a career politician is one of the reasons we believe he can bring clarity and solutions to troubled times. We appreciate the fact Mr. Clawson can utilize those proven skills, applying them to the “business” of Government.

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In Hindsight

If this is the best the TEA Party can do and these guys still get elected over the establishment candidate because they parrot the far right code better the GOP is doomed. Nisha Desai Biswal and Arun M Kumar are both United States government officials. Bisewal was appointed by President Obama to the US State Department post of Assistant Secretary, Bureau of South and Central Asian Affairs in 2013. Kumar works for the US Commerce Department in the International Trade Administration as Director General of the U.S. and Foreign Commercial Service and Assistant Secretary for Global Markets. Both of these exemplary civil servants are American citizens. Maybe if the two girls above were before the committee Clawson would have thanked the Swedish government for being such a steadfast ally on trade? Maybe not.

Pax Terra!

Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.]
Managing Editor—Research
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31 Ashtaq 3 AS

THE FIRST WORLD PROBLEM REPORT: ANNIE GARAU WILL NOT WEAR MAKEUP FOR A YEAR

Posted in FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS with tags , , on 25/07/2014 by sarahbloch

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I just watched a clip from Good Morning America about a young woman who has decided to not wear makeup for a year. Annie Garau is more than two hundred days into her ordeal. Do click on the link to get a glimpse into her struggle.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
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30 Ashtaq 3 AS

CONSERVATIVE AMERICA’S MAIN NEWS: 30 ASHTAQ 3 AS

Posted in CONSERVATIVE NEWS with tags , on 25/07/2014 by consigliereciucava

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A roundup of news that self professed conservative Americans are reading this morning . . .

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TMZ “freaks out” on Sarah Palin

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Obama’s motorcade blocks woman in labor from crossing street to hospital.

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Jihadists in Iraq order genital mutilation for women.

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Ann Coulter almost makes sense. Almost.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Ciu Cava daelth Nixhot, J.F.. D.S.V.J.
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30 Ashtaq 3 AS

DAWN PATROL: 30 ASHTAQ 3 AS

Posted in DAWN PATROL with tags on 25/07/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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The main news of Terra follows the ellipses . . .

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15,000 Souls in the West Bank protest Israel’s actions in Gaza.

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Air Algerie flight 5017 crash site secure by French soldiers; black box recovered.

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UK economic growth in 2Q 2014 0.8% returns to state prior to Great Recession.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

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KATHERINE MANAAN EXPLAINS IT ALL AGAIN

Posted in KATHERINE MANAAN, THEY EXPLAIN IT ALL with tags , , on 25/07/2014 by Majordomo Pain

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A brilliantly sarcastic example of the political power of words from one of the best Progressive writers of your time, Katherine Manaan . . .

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As the battle continues to rage between Anti-Jerk and Pro-Jerk factions, three Male Masturbation clinics closed today, victims of the latest legislation that is slowly but surely eroding the legal right for men to masturbate.

Anti-Jerks hold true that life begins at erection and masturbation is nothing short of murder. Pro-Jerks don’t think it’s any of the government’s (or anybody else’s) business what they do with their penis. Male masturbation is still not against the law but, because of the remarkably well- organized Anti-Jerks for Jesus, and the fundraising prowess of Tim Tebow, state legislatures are slowly but surely eroding the right.

The full posting can be found here.

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
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