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FOR MYANMAR, MUCH HAS CHANGED IN TWO YEARS

Posted in MYANMAR with tags comptroller of the currency, consumer products safety commission, gordian knot, lord of hell, president pro tempore, vena cava on 21/05/2013 by Majordomo Pain

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai’ tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra’s Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer’s Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, platinum spleen, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lady Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生立石上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Comptroller of the Currency
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lady High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Gold
Knight Commandrix of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Countess-Palatine of Sheol
Marquise di Gehenna
Empress Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Breaking News
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
15 Colnu 2 AS

BAT SHIT CRAZY ALERT: MICHELE BACHMANN

Posted in CONSERVATIVE BIGOTRY, CONSERVATIVE FEAR, CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY, CONSERVATIVE IGNORANCE, CONSERVATIVE NEWS, COUNTER-SHAI'TANISM, COUNTER-THEOCRACY, MICHELE BACHMANN, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS with tags brimstone, culture wars, politics on 19/05/2013 by sarahbloch

Not simply crazy, but bat shit crazy. Here’s that Theocracy thing we’ve been warning you about.

Keep talking Congresswoman Bachmann, keep talking.

Breitbart adhux autem mortju!

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
13 Colnu 2 AS

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THE WAYBACK MACHINE: MARK NOONAN ON THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF PAUL RYAN AS ROMNEY’S VP PICK

Posted in BLOGS 4 VICTORY, MARK EDWARD NOONAN with tags bubble collapse, mark noonan, politics on 19/05/2013 by sarahbloch

Over the last seven years Mark Noonan of Blogs4Victory infamy has been exposed at the political idiot that he is. Every time there has been an opportunity for the GOP to move forward toward a majority they have failed miserably. Bush should have lost in 2004 and that would have, because of scandals that would have erupted in the run for a second term and the housing bubble collapse, given the GOP the White House both in 2008 and 2012 likely no matter who the candidate was. Sit back and have a chuckle at the prediction like so many Noonan has made that went horribly wrong.

“Hello everyone! I’m back! Just want to put my two cents in. When I first heard the news I immediately thought “good pick”, but now that I’ve seen how things have played out over the last 24 hours I have to go with “inspired pick”. The clear uptick in GOP enthusiasm combined with the meltdown on the left shows that Romney hit the target.

Its going to be a great campaign and we are going to win. And, liberals, when you’re sitting there crying in y0ur [sic] beer as Biden gives a concession speech (Obama not having the guts to do it just as Kerry sent Edwards out to face the electoral music in 2004), just think it over: you signed on to this nauseating, un-American thing which will forever be known as the “2012 Obama re-election campaign”. You went down in to the lowest gutter in American history and you came up a complete loser. Maybe it will finally be time for you to reconsider your views…”

Maybe Mark Noonan would be better served reading something other than The Blaze and Breitbart?

Breitbart adhux autem mortju!

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
13 Colnu 2 AS

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THIS JUST IN: SARAH PALIN STILL STUPID CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WEATHER AND CLIMATE

Posted in CLIMATE CHANGE, SARAH BLOCH OPINIONS, SARAH PALIN, THIS JUST IN with tags climate, politics, science on 19/05/2013 by sarahbloch

Sarah Palin just needs to keep talking . . .

Breitbart adhux autem mortju!

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
Politics & Culture Wars Managing Editor
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
13 Colnu 2 AS

THE CORPORATE WAR ON PORNSTARS: FIRST CHANEL PRESTON NOW STORMY DANIELS

Posted in CHANEL PRESTON, STORMY DANIELS, THE WAR ON THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY with tags adult film actress, adult film star, city national bank, credit default swap, sentient soul, subprime mortgage lending on 19/05/2013 by Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.

Corporations are in the business of providing a service, producing a product and foremost to make a profit. In the past few years we have seen where some corporations will engage in those practices to the detriment of their national economies. Recently, Majordomo Pain posted a clip from the movie “Too Big to Fail” and it resonates with the topic I’m discussing this morning.

Here in Hell’s capital, Dis, there is a level of progressive diversity unparalleled anywhere in the Known Universe. More than 100 sentient, Soul Bearing, species live and work together at a level of harmony that still boggles the mind of new arrivals to the Afterlife. Most conservative people in America believe in an Afterlife but to them it is a place of punishment for those they dislike or have offended their idea of a Creator [Hell] and a place of reward for those they have loved or were related to in the First Lives [Heaven]. In this they’re half right at least. Both places exist but the they are terribly wrong on the details. But that’s another topic for another Sunday post.

Today I’m writing about corporations and how they do their business and affect the lives of people. In Los Angeles, Chanel Preston, an adult film star depicted above, had her business account closed at City National Bank for what she was told were “moral reasons” due to the webcam shows on her site. As many of you know banks do have a wide amount of latitude in regard to who they make loans to and who they allow to have business accounts. City national, to its credit was one of the banks that took moral hazard seriously and did not engage, best that we can tell, in the subprime mortgage lending and credit default swap shenanigans that led to the Great Recession. However, it does come as a shock to me that one of L.A.’s biggest banks, often considered the ‘bank of the stars” has taken such a conservative stance.

Stormy Daniels, the adult film actress who sought to run for Senate in Louisiana in 2009, has also run into difficulty with a corporate entity. This one is Alamo Rental and it appears from tweets sent by Daniels last night that she was told by an employee that she had been placed on a “no rent” list. Daniels went to the self check in kiosk and got her rental car which make this writer wonder if it wasn’t a personal “moral choice’ on the part of this Alamo employee and not the corporation as an organization. Daniels who declared herself a Republican in 2009 when she was seeking public office has some very progressive views on social issues and is very open about them on her Twitter feed.

Breitbart adhux autem mortju!

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., CS, O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Editorial Page Editor
The Dis Brimstone Daily Pitchfork
13 Colnu 2 AS